So, anyway, anyone wanna do some plottyness with me and mah gang? I have an evil, brutish vamp, a bitchy and criminally-inclined teenager, a lonely thirtysomething man who's slightly bipolar and definitely in need of a lay (or just a really good conversatin if he can't get the other), a sassy-ass singer infatuated with body art, and a sexually confused young boy with big, honkin' daddy issues.

(I listed them in this order: Hammer, Cassidy, Lynch, Sierra, and Todd)

All the links are in my signature, if you wanna take a look.

You? You kick arse.

I just spent an hour reading all your character descriptions because, y'know what? They're hilarious. And well written. And awesome. And I've officially decided that I like you.

So, if you're interested, my characters are below. I've also got a post from Quen in the alleys that's open to your criminally bent gal, if ya like.

Ahwww... *blush*

You make me all self-conscious. :D

I will try to convicne Cassidy to go to Fallen Soldiers (that is the right topic, right?), but she's being pissy lately. *shakes head* 'Course, that was sort of the idea, so I guess I can't get too upset over it...

As for your chars... hmm. I think Sierra might be interested in a thread with Jimmy, though she probably wouldn't sleep with him. She'd rather let him think she'd let him and then squash his hopes like a bug because she's not really into the slick, swee-ttalking type. You don't think any of your chars would get on with Todd, do you? I've been itching to get him some play since he's new and all.

Hmm. Todd's in school right? I've got a seven year old, myself. Celeste--she'd probably love to bother him. She's also got some daddy issues... Aside from her being helplessly immature in comparison, they might just get it off better than most.

Otherwise, you've got Josh and Colton as the friendly bunch. Josh more so than Colton. Colton's a bit of an angsty, arrogant ass as of late. Plus? If Todd is sexually confused, Colton will just make him hate the life he could grow up into. So, best choices are Celeste and Josh.

Oooh, Todd likes Celeste. He'll probably be all annoying and try to play the big bro role, but *pats him* that's because he's a goofo. You wanna toss 'em together somewhere?

Hahah, I can see him doing that. And I can see her being endlessly annoyed with him and yet totally like, "Woah, this kid is AWESOME" at the same time.

I imagine that they'd meet on the school playground, or somewhere thereabout. I can either start something late tomorrow or reply to something late tomorrow, so if you have time to post something before then, I'll reply when I can! Otherwise, I'll start something up.

me!

I'm up for it.

just pick a character :D

Toryas, I just creeped on your characters because of what Skirr said (if my Skikki likes it, I like it, haha) and I was wondering if you'd want to start something with Hammer and my Harrison/Clementine. Maybe Harrison gets into debt with his boss?

Skikki, I know he's supposed to become all drug addicted again, but he can do both. The poor boy's weak, after all.

Harrison doesn't have his own description yet, but the basic gist is in with Clem's. She's The Flapper in my signature.

Also, Toryas, the dude in your avatar looks so familiar yet I can't figure out why…

Skirr, I started a thread! Hope it's okay, it's mostly just Todd being Todd. Doing it Right

Lilla-ness, hmmmm... Hammer would always be up for something like that. He was supposed to be this mafia-enforer kind of dude, but he's been mostly left to do his own thing. So a good shakedown or intimidation thing would be awesome. Also, the dude in my avatar is Matthew Gray Gubler, who plays Dr. Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds. I just thought his furroed brow of doom was funny.

And Nikki, I'll get back to you once I read over your charries, okey? :D

Argh, sorry Toryas, but now Harrison is going to be a drug dealer with Skikki's character Quen, so I can't really see him gambling a whole lot anymore…

If you still wanted to Rp, you can look through my characters and pick somebody, though Clementine is the only one with an actual history, I'm pretty sure. I'm updating the others and it's going slowly, haha. I can fill you in on the other three if you'd like.

Also, I don't think I've ever watched that show so I don't know why he'd be familiar. I think he looks a little like Jack White, from the White Stripes… Maybe that's why…