Title: Who Gives A Shit ?
Description: WIN PRIZES !!!!
Opel - October 10, 2009 05:58 PM (GMT)
each contestant will attempt to give a shit.
the contestant giving the biggest shit will said to be the winner.
winner recieves novelty care cup.
flickeringlexicon - October 10, 2009 06:16 PM (GMT)
Can I give a toss instead?
Chip Priest - October 10, 2009 06:16 PM (GMT)
There ought to be some kind of handicap system to make things fairer because of people like me. ;)
Mr. Marshall - October 10, 2009 06:18 PM (GMT)
I've been twice today. Does that count?
Chip Priest - October 10, 2009 06:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:18 PM) |
| I've been twice today. Does that count? |
Only twice? You need some roughage young man. I can't leave the house until I've had at least three.
Drjohnrock - October 10, 2009 06:29 PM (GMT)
I guess I'll have to forego this contest, Mimi. I try not to give or take shit. I'm not in the shit market.
Mr. Marshall - October 10, 2009 06:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Chip Priest @ Oct 10 2009, 07:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:18 PM) | | I've been twice today. Does that count? |
Only twice? You need some roughage young man. I can't leave the house until I've had at least three.
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Braggart. :lol:
Reformed Marmot - October 10, 2009 06:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:30 PM) |
| QUOTE (Chip Priest @ Oct 10 2009, 07:27 PM) | | QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:18 PM) | | I've been twice today. Does that count? |
Only twice? You need some roughage young man. I can't leave the house until I've had at least three.
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Braggart. :lol:
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He more than likely has swine flu
Chip Priest - October 10, 2009 06:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:30 PM) |
| QUOTE (Chip Priest @ Oct 10 2009, 07:27 PM) | | QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:18 PM) | | I've been twice today. Does that count? |
Only twice? You need some roughage young man. I can't leave the house until I've had at least three.
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Braggart. :lol:
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Once, I did so much I could see over the top of the door, honest!
Mr. Marshall - October 10, 2009 06:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Chip Priest @ Oct 10 2009, 07:33 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:30 PM) | | QUOTE (Chip Priest @ Oct 10 2009, 07:27 PM) | | QUOTE (Mr. Marshall @ Oct 10 2009, 07:18 PM) | | I've been twice today. Does that count? |
Only twice? You need some roughage young man. I can't leave the house until I've had at least three.
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Braggart. :lol:
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Once, I did so much I could see over the top of the door, honest!
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:lol:
:sick:
I thought I'd grown a tail this morning. :o
Totales Plebeian - October 11, 2009 02:07 PM (GMT)
can anyone else remember the first time they had to go look for a stick?
I thought it'd never happen to me. You know, those long ones that don't flush away that you find in the public loos. I must have been at someones house, had to go out, get stick, come back, do deed with stick, get back through the house with the stick, dispose of stick.
rainmaster - October 11, 2009 03:07 PM (GMT)
What a delightful thread. :sick:
A polar bear would have been proud of mine this morning. :D
ryaneno - October 11, 2009 03:42 PM (GMT)
Where do i send my offering? But will the post office consider it a biohazard?
Chip Priest - October 11, 2009 03:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Totales Plebeian @ Oct 11 2009, 03:07 PM) |
can anyone else remember the first time they had to go look for a stick? I thought it'd never happen to me. You know, those long ones that don't flush away that you find in the public loos. I must have been at someones house, had to go out, get stick, come back, do deed with stick, get back through the house with the stick, dispose of stick. |
I lost one of my slippers once.