Pick five and make your own delicious smörgåsbord...

I had rabbit when I was a kid. :sick:

I think we had it in a stew. :cry2:

Off the list, I vote for mushrooms, french fries, curry, pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes, and bacon.

Starter: Pure Satre Food

Main: Vege Burger with Cheese

Side order of Salad.

Desert: Banananana

Thanks, 50p tip. :)

Hot dogs (vegan - Heather Mills has her own v-bites range now, you know - the woman's a fucking saint), french fries (French for "chips"), pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes (counts as one item), salad, and some "mushrooms". Thank you.

greedy.

It's just what's listed on the menu. I might leave the soup though - apparently today is going to be a one day "barbecue summer"!!!!

Boiled Beef & Carrots.

I believe The Suns photographers are lining up at:

1) Trafalger Square for "city" types with trousers rolled up to knee.
2) On various beeches hoping to catch "small child with ice cream"
3) High streets for Buxom babes smiling and laughing in ill fitting "boob tubes"

Yes, leave the soup :)

There's quite a lot of chocolate on the list.
Thankfully, MES is on hand to direct our choices:

"Stop eating all that chocolate eat salad instead."

Or go to the Fat Duck and have a chocolate salad, lightly fried in blue paint.

If I owned the Fat Duck I'd make the entire restaurant, all the furnishings and every employee edible.

Heston's a lightweight. <_<

Can I change my order to veggie burgers, balti, pizza, pasta & curly-wurly (huge 1970s ones that you had to take home in a wheelbarrow, please)?

I might try the pumpkin soup & mashed potatoes instead of the pasta, but I'm not sure if I like pumpkin soup, especially if it's all in the same dish. :sick:

Pumpkin soup is loverlee. Trust me on this.

Weetabix have got some salt in them... Shredded Wheat are much healthier. :beer:

I have only stolen one thing in my life and it was a curly-wurly under immense preasure from older boys :cry2:

To the owners of Milton Papershop... I am truly ashamed and sorry - 5p in the post. :cry2:

Do you believe everything you see in adverts?

Are you saying Ian Botham is a liar? :angry:

Are you saying Weetabix is - technically compared to Shredded Wheat - some kind of poison?

That is what I am saying, yes.

Then you, sir, are an idiot.

I, sir, am healthier than thee. Weetabix has salt in it. Check the ingrediants, dinlow.

I don't eat Weetabix. But if I did I'd happily eat them with a thick layer of sugar like I did when I was a kid, and with added salt.

Then you, sir, are an idiot.

Then I think we should say 'good day' - good day.

Comedy highlight of the year.


'....meat "sits in your colon for 40 years and putrefies, and eventually gives you the illness you die of. And that is a fact". '

'And they'd give me all the disgusting antibiotics that break down your immune system. And my girlfriend had cured herself of breast cancer on a raw vegan diet, and that's how I got into it '

'The chef at Soho House couldn't believe my chicken wasn't chicken ... '


'She references her charitable works incessantly, and explains that she recently donated £1m to an American charity because she was afraid that if she'd tried to give it to a British charity, the press would have turned against the charity as a consequence. "Because everything I did here was totally ruined by the tabloid newspapers. Totally ruined. So it meant that so many people missed out: America got my million-pound donation, not here."'

Parmesian. I'm not much into cheese, but parmesian is good. Plus it's italian. Please support our weak economy.

(did you know that Parmesian has been made in exactly the same way for the last 7-8 centuries?)


Also, chicken and chips, liver and sausage, curly-wurly. and buffalo lips on toast. An healty diet indeed.

Smells like ot too.

I do like a bit though. Especially on some puttanesca!

Frosted Mini-Wheats...

In the spirit of true American fat-assery I went with Pizza, Wings of Chickens, Curry, Bacon & Popcorn.

Should have picked cheese over popcorn though.

So many poll-related regrets :cry2:

Which American state is Cheese State? Vermont?

And i'll PM you some Parmesian if you promise to stop crying, paisan. :)

Wisconsin is the Cheese state. I love that place. Lots of green rolling hills, beautiful lakes, and plump midwestern farm girls :D

i like this bit on her website; 'Contact Heather Mills. Due to the large number of emails received and very limited staff we are unable to answer all email messages. Please accept our apologies. All information we can offer will be posted to this website in due course and we recommend that you visit regularly for updates. Thank you for your patience. If the contact form is used for offensive purposes, the IP address will be given to law-enforcement authorities. :lol:

http://www.heathermills.org/contacts.php

I remember that, BLY. :thumbsup:


No entry for beefburgers - we are offered vegeburgers, but not beefburgers. :huh:

Typical vegan poll! :angry:

Yeah, typical fucking vegan patriarchy! CUNTS!!!!

Thank you, BK. :D


I,ve had hot-dogs, pies (seemed fitting), balti, chicken wings and mushrooms.

I've avoided the chocolate - got my figure to watch. :unsure:

Let's fight back against these homo vegan chauvinist pigs!!!!

Dear, God! :o

i'm sorry - on which song does mes sing about beefburgers, please?

:lol: :applaud:

She appears to be collecting together her ingredients for stew and dumplings! :D