Pick three - my mum's aunt claimed to be a medium. A bit like Mark's. In no way was she bonkers.

I'm a bit medium, well mediocre really.

I think it's a load of crap meself. Why hasn't someone picked the lottery numbers then?
Or found out where Glen Miller is??

Because it would spoil the magic?

I knew you'd say that.

Because that would be impossible.

A "fortune teller", however, can make predictions merely by stating the most likely outcome in one's particular situation. And all this "pre-cog" is simply coincidental, MES speaks of such a variety of subject matter that the occasional link to a real life happening is inevitable.

At best it's spooky, as a rule it's cobblers.

I knew you'd say that.

You guessed I'd say that. ;)

My mum's aunt was a medium. Have I told you this.. oh, anyway... black sheep of the family. It was a standing joke round our house to say "Ectoplasam!" over Sunday dinner. No. I have no idea what I'm talking about either. Spooky!

How did you know that I have no idea what you're talking about?

Creepy! :lol:

I inherited her powers. You are wearing shoes, yes? No? The other ones are brown?

No, and erm, no! :lol:

I do have some brown trainers I suppose... :unsure:

Bingo! Do you also know someone called John?

I know "Honest John", the bookmaker; but he's real name is Eric, so that doesn't really count...

I think Julian Cope is a good writer - very entertaining.

That's who I was channeling - Julian. He said John because he knows someone called Paul. He wore shoes, yes? So did Paul. Yes? Some people called him Jools. Is it him? He is here. Can you tell me something? Have you been recently bereaved?

No! :P


{Oh, bollocks, my Dad's called John... :huh: }

I know a "'Big Nose' John" and John Paul Raker, the candlestick maker?

That's who I meant. John. You were close to him, weren't you?
I can also read palms. Ask me how!

Still am. It was my Mum who pegged it! :o

Close, I suppose... :rolleyes:

When I said "him", I meant "her". It's all the same in the spirit world. That will be £9.74, please. Thank you for your custom.

I knew you'de say that.

But Love is a supernatural phenomenon, surely.

I believe. -_-

Do you want me to read your palm? I can do this.

Go on then, I predict I'll be more than £9.74 worse off afterwards! :rolleyes:

She'll read anyone's palm for a pint and a packet of crisps. :rolleyes:

So what's the verdict, EC?

Here we go, RM. Look into my eyes and push your hand upto the screen... Have you had a lot of disappointments in your life?

RM's gone for awhile.
Do me!!!!

*puts hand upto screen*

YES, I've had MANY disappointments!!
Uncanny!

I foresee RM being lucky in love.

Fine.
I'll find some other nutter to rip me off. -_-

No, wait! Have you ever been emotionally unfaithful to anyone?

Never.

By the way, you can get that nasal wart removed, these days.

We can go there tomorrow. I see you are looking at quite a long life...

Depends what you mean by "looking at"...and "long", obviously.

Am I coming into money?

I hope not. That would be disgusting.

:lol:

And a terrible waste, of course. :P

RM, I see you coming into money.

I predict Elvis will write an article in the next few weeks which will contain the words "gay" and "Brighton".
You see if I'm right....

I predict...
Everyone will morprh into their avatar. By next friday.

I predict Elvis has "had a few"...