Christmas is coming the Goose is getting fat likewise the Turkey and both are
getting understandably nervous, but what better way to celebrate the true spirt
of Christmas and spread Festive cheer than Cliff at number one, celebrating 50
fabulous years at the top of the tree, duetting a Fall number, with the one and
only Mark Edward Smith.

I go for 'Where's the Fucking Taxi Cunt ?' cos of the
sappy title. Merry Christmas Popickers. :beer:

Imagine cliff trying to harmonise while MES spits out the words to Jerusalem.
Easy vote for me.

make mine where's the fucking taxi cunt, too. MES saying a few words in the beginning and then Cliff spending the rest of the song explaining where the blasted cab has disappeared to.

Race With The Devil could be segued into Devil Woman! ^_^

I'm not particularly arsed, as long as they call themselves; Richard-Smith.

Oh that's an awful name - they would never have a hit...

Hmm... you can say that, but it has a certain sense of poetry to my ears...

R.Smith has a potency...

Protein Xmas would be great.

But how would Cliff's legions of fans know it was Sir Cliff?

It's more descriptive of Cliff...

R.Smith! :lol: Never thought of that!

Still lost me, love.
x

Twas a joke!
Don't have a pop...I'm fragile tonight... :cry:
x

It would be much better if they rerecorded Move It - that would genuinely be good!

Failing that - Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha.

I'm not having a pop.
But like anyone who ever went to a school, I thought I knew all the possible comedy permutations on my name.
Please explain.

You're angry with me.

I will be if you don't explain the joke, love.

[World weary sigh]

:cry2:

Anyway...
What's the 'R.Smith" gag?
I'm sure I've heard worse.

:lol:

There is a chap in town drives an Escort Cosworth - registration no, R5END. :D

Now I feel like Sandy Olsson.
"Are you making fun of me, Riz?"
[Sigh]

If I didn't like you, I would have quoted the other plate I once saw - R5OLE!

True... :lol:

I presume he had a very expensive and showy car, and no sense of irony. ;)

Don't remember what car it was, but the way he drove it made the plate make sense!

Jawbone And The Air-Rifle

One is cursed and one is warm.

I like the idea of MES singing "Christ's blood on the streets" while Cliff does that geriatric Elvis swaggery thing with his hip, hip! HIP!

Leave Elvis alone!

What's the thematic connection between Devil Woman and Entitled?

No googling!

They both mention rear entry.

You really have got a dirty mind.

Correct!

I still don't know who played pianner on 'City of the Dead'.

Segues are the way forward:

Move It + Copped It
Galadriel, Spirit Of Starlight + Elves
Ocean Deep + Mark'll Sink Us
Devil Woman + Fiend With A Violin
We Don't Talk Anymore + Shut Up!
Wired For Sound + Totally Wired

and so on :ohdear:

WEll if that McGhee bloke is gonna start lauding the tories, famous democrat Streisand is going to dinner with Gw Bush, then fuggit, let's get cliff and mark 2gether, like its 1985 and the Young Ones are still alive.
"Jingle Bell Rock". Cock.