Title: In a hotel room just vacated by MES
Description: You spot a damp towel on the floor.
Grimo - March 24, 2008 01:43 PM (GMT)
The Acute - March 24, 2008 02:33 PM (GMT)
Have him cloned from it and teach the clone to get on stage an hour earlier?
Buy Kurious! - March 24, 2008 03:25 PM (GMT)
Come on here and complain how MES' damp towels were better in t'olden days of yore?
Neal Cassady - March 24, 2008 03:33 PM (GMT)
I have many soiled towels from famous celebrities. All come with 100% guarentee of authenticity (authenticated by me) - just send a pm with your wants and there's a fair chance i can come up with something.
REX - March 24, 2008 11:12 PM (GMT)
If I'm a hotel cleaner, I pick it up and put it in the laundry hamper that I'm carting around so that it will get properly laundered.
:confused:
Sheesh.
chachacha - March 25, 2008 01:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (The Acute @ Mar 25 2008, 02:33 AM) |
| Have him cloned from it and teach the clone to get on stage an hour earlier? |
Hello Harry
anyway-just leave it there I suppose though we always put our towels on the rack or the laundry basket--don't like treating hotel staff like shit. You wouldn't do that if you were staying at relatives' or friends' yeah?
autotech - March 25, 2008 11:23 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (chachacha @ Mar 25 2008, 01:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (The Acute @ Mar 25 2008, 02:33 AM) | | Have him cloned from it and teach the clone to get on stage an hour earlier? |
Hello Harry
anyway-just leave it there I suppose though we always put our towels on the rack or the laundry basket--don't like treating hotel staff like shit. You wouldn't do that if you were staying at relatives' or friends' yeah?
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yeah but they actually ask you to leave it on the floor these days to indicate you're finished with it as part of their green"did you know 10000 gallons of water every day..." policy :huh:
idonotknowyournamr - March 25, 2008 01:09 PM (GMT)
Curse people who travel with their own towels.
Check out the contact address/telephine number at the reception.
Make receptionist make contact.
Assert whether the towel should be sent on.
If yes. Clean.
If no. Clean.
Thank you.
Remember to ask for a pay rise.
Grimo - March 26, 2008 03:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (autotech @ Mar 25 2008, 11:23 PM) |
| QUOTE (chachacha @ Mar 25 2008, 01:58 PM) | | QUOTE (The Acute @ Mar 25 2008, 02:33 AM) | | Have him cloned from it and teach the clone to get on stage an hour earlier? |
Hello Harry
anyway-just leave it there I suppose though we always put our towels on the rack or the laundry basket--don't like treating hotel staff like shit. You wouldn't do that if you were staying at relatives' or friends' yeah?
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yeah but they actually ask you to leave it on the floor these days to indicate you're finished with it as part of their green"did you know 10000 gallons of water every day..." policy :huh:
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Well, cheers for that! It explains a lyric that is delivered venomously (and all the more enjoyably received. :D). It would annoy me too - and the urge to piss would certainly be considered!!!
Billybigbananas - March 26, 2008 09:59 PM (GMT)
I've just checked with my wife (who used to be a head housekeeper in various hotels) and I'm assured that what you actually do is use the towel to dry up any cups then wipe the bath and basin over with it when you've finished cleaning them. You then chuck it out into the corridor with the rest of the laundry.
Dull but true.
Drjohnrock - March 28, 2008 12:17 AM (GMT)
Where's the option for "Call The Health Department"?
Faust Banana - March 29, 2008 09:17 PM (GMT)
Wring it out and bottle up enough booze for a long night on the town.
Exopsychicton - April 3, 2008 06:31 PM (GMT)
My question is this-
did he piss in it, or on it? Hmmm....
Time to consult the security cameras.
Daggerfall96 - April 4, 2008 02:26 PM (GMT)
I'd run a bath and soak it so no other Fall fans would know what Mark and I had just been up to.
I'd never go backstage though. I don't like condoms, funny smell.
