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Jake: "The Prophets have spoken." Ezri: "I hope he heard them right." ("Shadows and Symbols")

Sisko: Only thing that worries me - no one warned Earth that they're coming. (Little Green Men)

Sisko to Dax: I had a feeling you weren't going to be ready. Curzon was never on time in his life.

Grilka: I like you, Quark. That's why I'm going to let you take your hand off my thigh without shattering every bone in your body.

Rom: So if they don't have universal translators, then why are they banging their heads? (Little Green Men)

"I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy; I know many things." ---- Worf (The Darkness and the Light)

"I just thought I'd never see a Romulan eating a jumja stick." (Deep Space Nine: "Image in the Sand")

Dukat: "Your hair. You changed it." Kira: "Your ear. You pierced it." (Deep Space Nine: "Covenant")

Sisko:"If you want to retake the station, Dukat. You're welcome to try... ." (By Inferno's Light)

Worf: If I find one instance of Garak's deception, I will kill him. But I will return the body fully intact.

Kira: Oh, I am so hungry I could even eat Quark's food. O'Brien: Let's not get crazy.

"Has Odo ever shown any kind of physical interest in you Major?"
"THAT'S IT !! YOU CAN RIP THE CLOAKING DEVICE OUT OF THE DEFIANT RIGHT NOW !! I AM NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE QUESTIONS. AND I SUGGEST YOU AVOID ASKING ODO THOSE QUESTIONS, OR YOU MAY JUST FIND YOURSELF ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT BULKHEAD FLOATING HOME !!" Kira to Romulan Cmdr. - DS9 Improbable Cause