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Title: Signature Worthy Quotes
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flyingarcanine - August 20, 2005 02:08 AM (GMT)
Here are signature worthy quotes that have been exchanged between me and my friends. Feel free to post up your own lists and edit them when you will.

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HUMOROUS QUOTES
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"Never thought I'd see the day where Himura Grey Wolf was hiding from someone taller than her. It's a dishonor to all midgets."


-I posted this in an RPG and then forgot about it. And then, when I reread it... XD

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"I won't let it ruin our friendship, though..." Angrite muttered, looked up at the camera and waved with a smile on his face.

"._. Hi? Oh, wait, he's..." She quickly hit herself for forgetting that she was looking at a screen. She got up, running down the hall to Angrite's room, opening the shoji. "Hi! See, I'm not dumb enough that I'd say hi to a... t... v... Oh, shush."


-To quote Angrite... "Smooth, Grey!"

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"Shut up." Aoshi said, glaring at her.  You're not all that in a bag of chips yourself."
"JUSTICE!" Grey cried, hitting him over the head with the bokuto.
"OWW! What the hell!"
"You earned that one! Not all that and a bag of chips... I'm all that, a big bag of chips, and a large sprite, you ass!"


-XD Conceited little Grey.

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"Well, you have to make sure to find the sweet spot. See, everyone has a certain spot other than the obvious ones where they can get aroused by touch. For Soujiro, it's the small of his back. All I have to do is give him a soft touch right there whenever I'm feeling... needy, and he'll know how I feel... ._. Grey?"
  WHAP!!!


-XD Poor Aoshi. Just a little sex talk about his old partner and he gets whipped by Grey. I mentioned that I'm like that with my back too, and Pat said he'd keep it in mind. O_O

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"Bitch. Wanna come to my house?"


-XD! Me, talking to Megumitaru at school. Can someone say 'bipolar'?

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"She walked to the room, giving up on the worthless attempt at proving that Angrite's IQ wasn't negative."


-Gotta love the narrarator in our RPGs. XP Poor Angrite.

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Ray: I think i'm doing good in summer school. I passed the midterm with 71 points. I would have failed with 69 X'D
Flyingarcanine: XD
Ray: 69's good, but not in class if you know what I mean.


-Thank you, Ray. *dies*

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"If I got $100 for each time I cybered, I'd be rich."


-OMG! DUDE, WTF, TRUE TRUE! Not saying who that was for privacy, though.

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Angrite: Omg...
Kokuei(Flyingarcanine): What?
Angrite: I can't imagine that insane psycho, Casey, driving.
Kokuei: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Kokuei: OMG!
Kokuei: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Kokuei: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angrite: I'm afraid to go into traffic now...
Kokuei: *FREAKIN CLAPS!!!!*
Kokuei: OMG.
Angrite: ^_^
Kokuei: Holy fracking OMG.
Kokuei: Just the fact that my mom got her license scares me off the road.
Kokuei: But THAT takes the fracking cake, ice cream, and plastic sporks.
Angrite: XD
Angrite: And the plate...
Angrite: And plastic table cloth...
Angrite: And fold-up table...


-OMFG! *is still clapping*

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Kokuei: ((As long as I still can have my yaoi and eat it, too.))
Kokuei: ((Wait.))
Kokuei: ((Let me rephrase that.))


-O_O Whoops. *coughs, looking around nervously*

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Kokuei: But it should be allowed. Your body.
Ray: Ah
Kokuei: If you don't want it anymore, and you're found to have committed suicide, the better for the people who'll get your organs.
Ray: Ooo


-X fucking D, lol.

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ANGSTY QUOTES
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"Grey, stop! I give!" He cried, backing up and hitting the wall. Kokuei didn't stop, however, ramming the katana into his gut harshly, Aoshi unable to even cry out, merely gasping in pain, holding onto Kokuei tightly as she tore the blade out from within him, letting him drop to the floor.
"Grey... Grey, you're killing me... killing me..."
"Of course I am, Shinomori-san. After all, a sword fight is always a fight for one's life." She whispered.
"Shi'ne."
She remained motionless, looking at the kodachi that was now jutted through her heart and coming out of her back. She shook in pain, slowly dropping the katana, looking down at him. He pulled the blade from her, letting her fall into his arms. "Ao... shi..." Grey whispered, resurfacing after Kokuei's vain attempt to kill Aoshi, the one person that Grey's dark side hated most. "Gomen... nasai..." She whispered, her eyes closing. Aoshi slowly kissed her on the head before his world went black, his soul leaving to be with her forevermore.


-Grey and Aoshi in one of the training topics for the RPG, Grey turning into her dark side and forcing her lover to kill her, already dying as he was.

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"You never did love me, did you?" Grey asked, Aoshi's head jerking towards her.
"Of course I do, Grey!" He said, trying to sort out everything that was going on. He moved towards her, trying to resist the urge to send a glare at Safe.
"Off guard again, Shinomori?"
And at that moment, their worlds froze as Fake's katana was within Aoshi, in the tender area where Aoshi's old wound had been.
"AOSHI!!!!!"


-Grey and Aoshi arguing, forgetting that Fake, who'd been trying to kill Aoshi, was right there until it was too late.

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Angrite stopped. "Not 'a girl'... The girl. The only girl I've ever loved and the only one I will."


- The character Angrite speaking about Grey and when asked about his attempted suicide. <3. Great character that will be sorely missed.

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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
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Ghost lowered the Magnum. "Why would you protect him? He doesn't deserve anything."
"... Because he doesn't deserve anything. Including a bullet to the head."


-Grey and Ghost talking in an advanced RPG.

Angrite - September 15, 2005 11:06 PM (GMT)
Humorous Quotes
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Me: Whoa... the Fairy Queen is scary...
Zelda: Yeah I know. But she's cool.
Me: That last comment of hers, though...
Zelda: Yeah I know. It's icky...
Me: XD
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Me and my friend that I know as Zelda talking about the Fairy Queen on Wind Waker. XD If you've ever played it... you know what we were talking about.
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Q: Why are you obsessed with Language? You're such a dork!
A: Language is one of the most important things in life. And a response to your second statement; Slang: an informal nonstandard vocabulary composed typically of invented words, arbitrarily changed words and extravagant figures of speech. Good day.
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Aye... Zelda does love language. XD Cracked up laughing when I was reading her Lookup.
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Kokuei: I'm starving.
Angrite: Yeah... And I'm pissed... -_-
Kokuei: Why?
Angrite: Because I'm afraid of looking up anything bad. -_-
Kokuei: XD
Angrite: And I want to. REALLY bad.
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Seriously. Got caught the other day. @___@

Bob - September 25, 2005 04:05 AM (GMT)
Billy: That was cool where that midget got cut by Jabba
Me: But that never happened.
Billy: Yes it did.
Me: No it d-
Billy: Shut up (quickly)

-

ChaosNintendo64: HOLD THE-
ChaosNintendo64: OMG.
ChaosNintendo64: Freaking A!
Bmwblu96: what
ChaosNintendo64: My mouse is fucked up.
Bmwblu96: lol
ChaosNintendo64: It's deleted three of-
Bmwblu96: lol
ChaosNintendo64: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!

((Edited, since it's easier if each person uses one post for all their quotes))

Devking - May 17, 2008 05:08 AM (GMT)
Meh.

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-We enter a bookstore-
Dad: Heh. I think we need this book.
Me: "Idiot's Guide to Overcoming Procrastination?"
Me: Seems interesting.
Dad: -nods-
Me: ... I'll read it later.

I still haven't overcome procrastination to this--
I'll finish this sentence later.

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-Riding in the car-
Mom: How 'bout we eat there?
Me: Meh. I've had too much Chinese food in my life.
Mom: ... How 'bout there?
Me: I thought you didn't like that type of food.
Mom: ... Oh! That looks like a good place!
Me: Mom... That's a porn store.

Where do we go at night? Seriously!

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-Bored one day-
Person 1: So, I was watching "The Office" the other da--
Person 2: Ugh. That's so boring; can't you find something better to do at night?
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ... *grins*
Person 2: *mutters* This is going to be worse than the Phoenix Wright's "Objection" phase.
Me: *jumps in out of nowhere* OBJECTION!

What made that funny was that I didn't know what they were talking about.




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