*Pats the Jackie* Poor baby! :tilt:|

Do I getta cookie?

Things that irk Jack:

Morons.

More specifically, people who join the site without reading the rules and proceed to post badly. People who ignore you when you request, legitimately, that they improve. People who ask you to send them "good PMs" because they don't like "bad PMs."

Read, if you dare brave the irkingness.

The PM conversation:

Me: The administration has looked over your character description and found it very lacking.

-Characters from videogames are not allowed

-you obviously have not read the rules or much of the information section

-A character like this should have been approved with me, first. I would have said no.

Further, the administration has noticed your first post and finds it also lacking. I would like to point to the rule about no onelining.

The Once Administration expects to either see a substantial improvement in your roleplaying and character description or a note in my inbox asking to have your account deleted.

The character description:
A.Sonic
none
unknown age
M
hedgehog(human with spikes...only females wear clotes(gloves and shoes not counted)...the human's usually then the same color as the spikes except with tan parts)
light blue hedgehog with metal spikes,main part,arms...green gloves(spiked) and shoes exactly like sonic's(with a green light)
note:i'm a sonic fan
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Them: it's best i could do!i din't like these kinds of PMs!
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Me: If it is the best you can do, then you should not be on Once. This is a mature site. Please return when you have learned more about roleplaying and obeying the rules of a specific site.

Ignoring something you do not like will not make it go away.
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Them:yeah?i can't make one of any other kind!AND IT'S NOT SONIC!IT'S A.SONIC!
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Me (slightly more frustrated, now): Then leave.

It's still a rip off and definitely not in the spirit of the site.

Leave and return when you have learned how to roleplay.

Do not force me to ban you.
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Them (incoherent): DON'T underestimate A.Sonic
A.Sonic:I CAN DO LIGHTNING BLASTS...SO BE WARNED!
U.Sonic:if i have to replace A.Sonic...die!
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Note: this is the point where I decided that logical conversation was useless, and banned them from the site.

*Deeply pained sigh* Jack needs a hug. Jack does not like having to deal with such obvious moronity.

*hugs Jack*

I agree with your frustration Jack. There will be those stragglers who do not get what is going on. Don't pay them much mind they will come and go. As long as there is an admin or a group of people who uphold the rules the people who just don't get will leave or not be roleplayed with.

And no matter what you do to those nOOBs or ignorant people we are behind you in your actions. You acted with as much understanding that we expect from you. You give us so many chances to redeem ourselves, and for those who had fallen astray we are forever thankful for your grace. I am so proud to be part of Once just because of you Jack.

Good Job! ;)

Heh. *Gives Deca cookies* Thanks.

*gives Jack a hug too* Deca summed it up quite nicely, I say. Jack, quite simply, you rock. -And if anyone say other wise, the'll end up having alot of angry people wanting to wear their imortal soul as a festive party hat. ^_-

I dun wanna cookie. But... No... That is just wrong. I'm sorry, but I have seen brand spankin' newbies RP better than that load of crap...

*Hugs Jack*

OHMEGOOSH

*Jack gets huggled by DarkLight and Eddy and Kathy and Red and the Draconians and Elizabeth and yes even Pazuzu and the Corvids would hug you but they don't have arms*

Oh man, people like that piss me off so bad. I'm glad you gave him what was coming to him. Sonic the frickin Hedgehog! I mean, sometimes I might bend the rules with my characters, but at least I can join as things that actually fit in with the theme... ^^;;

The rules are bendable for people who know -how- to do it.

That is by far, the worst newbie I have ever seen... man... and I thought my cousin was bad...

I would just like to note that this idiot here joined Facade. It's not even done, and he already joined-- using the same crappy char desc that is NOT what we ask for. What a moron.

Wow, I've seen a lot of stupid newbies and even worse character apps on my other forums. But this one's by far the worst I've ever seen! <_<

Wow. That's just awful. 'm sorry, Trev. *hugs*

S'amusing that he joined Façade, though. :P

I have to see that. *toddles off to Facade* Oh, and how d'you do the french c-thing?

Well, I just hold alt and type 0999 on the number pad to one side of my kayboard-- the numbers not above the letter keys.

"Façade."

çççç... okay then. Great.

Or just type 'c without using the space bar. ^_^

Doesn't work on my computer. ^^ You get accents in different ways on different systems.

Owh... Heh, didn't know that. :heh:

'c... Shivy, do I know you? 'cause I know a Shiva....

I also call myself Shiva sometimes.. Shivy is sort of my nickname at one of my boards. Where do you know this Shiva from?

...Sunset Mayhem and WolfWeb.

Nope, not me. ^_^

Mmk then... I'm going to have to make up an odd nickname for you... otherwise I won't be able to remember you're a different person. How 'bout... Shi?

Actually, that one doesn't work. Shivi?

What's wrong with just Shivy? It's different from Shiva right?

Oh well, let me know when you think of something that works for you. ^_^

No idea... I'm going to think about it.