One day..the great Petrie flew down from the sky and landed in nelsons hair. He then pulled out all nelson's hair with his beak! :lol:

nelson sreamed in rage. How could this be happening to him, in his own forum?

"You die bitchassmothafuka bird!" Nelson grabbed the petrie, and pinned it to the ground with a tent stake.

Surreptitiosly, the Lhurgoyf ate Hans quietly in the corner. Wiping it's slavering jaw with a moisty nap, it looks at everyone else.
"What?"

""Mmmm... Lhurgoyf...." Nelson says, covering his mouth with sweet sticky syliva.

Confused, the Lhurgoyf decided to slink back into the corner. There, it began gnawing on a boot. Mmm...boot.

Unbeknownst to the Lhurgoyf, it is actually a kinky boot.. beast... which stomps on the Lhurgoyf going "Can you see the colors?" In a trippy, kinky, bootish voice...

"Stop right there, Kinky Boot Beast!" shouts a random, shadowy figure from the corner. Who is this random new figure? None other then...then...oh, I dunno. Elmo?

the boot beast looks screams in a kinky voice, and implodes, taking sealab with it!

:ph43r: Ninja-Jesus floats down on his clown car of rainbows. "I am your savior, your Lord Ninja-Jesus Christ. I have come to ninjacize those who oppose the will of God." He is holding magical semi-clear nunchaku that speak in funny voices, "kills us now, the pain is too intense!" There is love in the AIR and low and behold, it is packing time.

"packitupyourass!" Mecha-buddha screams in hyper slow motion. Mechabuddha is houlding a gigantic purple reaper, which has the magical power of making beatles songs a reality! "I fear tha thine pigs have tasted teh flesh of the little girls- they will never be normal again, for I have become the Walrus of their dreams, Joking their Smokers all day! For all they need is love, sweet love!"

"I fear your wrath, Mecha Buddah!" cry the lowly, miserable people of Wisconsin(No offense), "But unfortunately, Ninja-Jesus comes from a more vengeful religion, and the worst that can happen to us with you is some bad karma! Therefore, we give up modern religion, and pray to Popeye! Look at those biceps!"

"SEEEEEEE HOWW THEY RUUUUNNNNNNN!" Screams the reaper, forcing the people of wisconsin to start a lemming-esque pilgrimage to lake michigan, where they plummet to their doom. "POPEYECANTSAVEYOUNOW!" Screams Mechabhudda in a mixture of rage and sorrow!

"Oh yeah..." mutters the Sailor-Man in his constant, nearly inaudible tone. "Stupid Buddha..."
Popeye save the people with his telekinesis.

"Uh... if you need me, I'll be in my clown car," says Ninja-Jesus as he walks away.

Bluto rips the flesh of the Wisconians with his teeth. "BLARGH! I needs-a flesh to power my utility belt." He is wearing the Happy Noodle Belt, capable of wet-noodle slappage and screaming in pain.

QUOTE

My baby has more meat then yours!

Mecha buddah blows up Jesus's car with his mind...


:this is going nowere...:

"Damn it!! I just finished the payments for this! Now my Lord and Father (who art in Heaven!) is gonn be pissed!" Ninja-Jesus :ph43r: is very pissed :angry:. "Mecha-Buddha, why did you blow up my car?!"

"The question isn't if I blew up your car, but if you blew your car!" Retortes Mecha-Buddha in a christian way, picking at the dead lice inhabiting his shaven head.

All I have to say is.........


[FONT=Impact][SIZE=14][COLOR=red] :lol: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!! :lol:

"I have expected it..." Says Mecha-Buddha, stabbing the spanish inquisitors in their left nut.


"RISE ABOVE!"

"I DID NOT BLOW UP MY OWN CAR!! YOU DID!! PREPARE TO EAT PIE, SEXY BOY!!" And with that comes a pie flying at Mecha-Buddha.

QUOTE

I have legs! That should not be...

MECHHA-BUDDHA EATS PIE BREAKING HIS MILLENIUM-LONG-ROBOT-FAST!

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU HAVE CAUSED ME TO BREAK MY HOLY FAST, NINJA-JESUS.... AND THEREFORE....."

Gonna let you motherfuckers die, gonna let you motherfuckers die, gonna let you mother fuckers

DIE!

"Mecha-Buddha, your mecha-ness has disallowed you to be one with everything, for only non-mecha-ness may become one! Your ability to cause death is over! In the name of the moose, I'll shall punish you! But first... I need some munchies. You can come if you want." Ninja-Jesus walks... somewhere... random... moose... ^_^

"Yes, I think I will, Iesu-chan. My fat little stomach is growling like a cat in the heat, for it is desperaty in need of food." Mecha-Buddha prances off after Ninja-Jesus.

A big, dark figure stomps in front of our two heroes. "Blahahahahamoooohahahahaha! Not so fast, my fine-feathered danishes! For I, Bluto, destroyer of saviors and babies, shall destroy you!" His black beard grows into dangerous vines that put Buddha and Jesus into a tight wrap. "Boobies!"

QUOTE

If there's anything worse then a robot and a ninja, it's a robot and a ninja who are saviors!

Meccha-buddha implodes causing a dimensional rift where popeye characters cannot exist. Jesus remains unharmed, but all that is left of buddha is a floating robo-skull rotating in the air reciting proverbs.

"No! Mecha-Buddha!" Ninja-Jesus cries over the proverbial robot-skull, with his tears becoming Gummi Bears. One of the Gummi Bears grows to the size of a real bear. "Do not worry, Ninja-Jesus, for I too was a savior. In my early days, I saved people and ate the hearts of demons. You will learn an- Hey! Stop eating me!"
"Um... no." And lo and behold, Ninja-Jesus ate the giant Gummi Bear and went to Nebraska where he ultimately died from boredom and for your ninja-sins. :ph43r: