secret secret. This is the makafuski thread. After you post here, post some other garbage in the roleplaying section, so that it is slightly more difficult to find, and has no "quickjump" feature.

Here are the last couple of posts:

Naruto
One year and two days in Yapo's laboratory, something strange is
brewing.

Fox
Outside the labrotory, Hiroshi looked at the tall, dark spires of his
highschool friend Yapo-chan. A shiver ran up his back as a chill
wind blew. Time to settle this.

He rang the doorbell.

Naruto
BOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

The door eplodes, launching Hiroshi into the air! From the wreckage
emerges a robotic butler in a pink tu-tu ( OR CHUCHU!!!!!!!!!!!! o_o)

"Welcome! We've been expecting you!" he says, beckoning Hiroshi to
follow.

Thumb
"This is it, Yapo. Our greatest experiment thus far. Tonight, we dine
on human flesh in celebration!" exclamates Devries-san. He's wearing a
Count Chocula costume.

Fox
Hiroshi looked confused for a second. Naturally, the explosion could
not damage his super athlete body. And it would take planet-destroying
force to make a bishonen ugly, so his rugged jock looks were ssafe.
But still, the robotic tutu threw him off.
*Dang! Knew I should have brought my tights!* he thought glumly.
He followed the robot.

"WHAT IS IT?" Yapo shreiks with haughty pleasure! "What can it be? Is it our child........... or something. Oh wait. We prepared newborn billy for dinner......... ::sigh::"


The butler beckons, with a hand covered in nail polish.

"come.............................."

he dissapears into a large birthday cake.

"Hey, Yapo, we shouldmpfhfhffmphd" A dark shadow grabs our biological (and bio-illogical) hero and drags him back into the depths of blackness.

"Noooo!" Yapo screams. " I can't live without my true love!!! Mr. Devries!" She frantically chases after him, as far as she can.

Lo and behold, he is gone. On the ground is a curious looking Star of David...

Somewhere...

"You are mine now, Snoo-Snoo!"
"My name's not Snoo-Snoo, it's Tim Devries!"
"Not any more. Now, behave like the rest of the children and eat your potato!"

Yapo falls to the ground. She can't handle this anymore. First, her Placenta is stolen my a mysterious man in a pink leather teddy. Then, she overcooked her first child, and Tim-chan didn't think it tasted as succulent as it could........ nine months down the drain. And then there was that whole thing with the Knarwhol. That was just wierd. But now.... but now her love has dissapeared into the blackness, leaving her alone with an experiment that she wtill does not know the effects of. She begins to cry.

Dark shadow grabs Yapo and pulls her into the black abyss...

"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooo!"

Yapo screams then she calmly repartees with "Oh yeah. This will lead to the same place as MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::Anime Sparkle Eyes:: (Yapo proceeds to fantasize about their glorious reunion... in magical crayon theater!)

Oooh............. too bad I can't think of anything right now!







Muahahahaha.

You wind up moments later in a nice "cozy" home. There's children watching TV, moans coming from upstairs, evil radiating from the basement, and DeVries-san eating potatoes at the kitchen table.

“Devries-kun? How………. What……. When ……….. where…………. Why?” Yapo rambles, seating hereself at the table, helping herself to some potatoes. “But I thought your brother was dead!”

"Me too, but apparently not. I heard him screaming in pain in the downstairs dungeon." He takes another bite of his potato. "Pfgh bzxcghdf jjhgtghj" And swallows.

A man walks down the stairs. He has stylish glasses and a creepy grin. "Welcome, my new children. I am Father. I see you're enjoying yourself, that's very nice. You there," he points to Yapo, "Man-Face, why don't you and Snoo-Snoo watch your mother [he points to the TV], I'll be having some fun with Man-Chest." He drags a young girl up the stairs into the bedroom. The TV has weird images of porn...

"Hubby, what are those people doing with their special parts?"

"Hmmmm... I think I had my students do this as an experiment once. It was very fun, although it left the lab very messy. Here, let me show you..." You can fill in what happens next...

Hahahaha... me neither!

<Insert Silence>

A young girl walks up to Yapo. "Are you here to rescue us!?" Her eyes are filled with hope.

"Not at all! But, would you like to come upstairs with me, and we'll see how things go from there. ^_^"

She looks at her feet. "Oh, all right." Yapo's led into a room with numerous pornographic toys. Man-groin strips down. "<sigh> What next?"

Yapo slaps man-groin indignantly. "What kind of BASTARD child are you? God, to think that all kids are like this nowadays......... it's just sick! Sick like you and your strange sexual desires. Really. You all need to be lined up and shot. And they say that Michael Jackson is bad- who can blame him with goddamn children like you, always thinking about nothing more than sex. Do you know how angy this makes me feel? How the hell have you been raised? Why don't you just crawl into a hole and die, you worthless pile of cow dung. Man, what's happening to society? I sure hope MY child doesn't grow up to be a total freak like you. This world is bad enough without people like you trying to make it even worse. Man, I can't even stand the sight of you! I'm leaving here!"

Yapo storms downstairs.

"My dear Yapo," says Devries-san lovingly, "why are you so angry? Come, let's make love in front of the warm television set and forget all our troubles."

"awwwwwwwwwwww...


Sure." ^_^

Yapo lovingly wraps her arms around devries

OOC: Unable to think up plot! Blah! How about this random twist...

IC: A giant monkey-bot crashes through the ceiling. "Quick, Yapo, we most enter our super-awesome BioBot and defeat this horrible monster!" Whoosh!

"HOLY CRAP YES!!!!!!!!" Yapo climbs in after DeVries.

"Okay, Yapo, you can control the head, legs, and arms. I'll control the tentacles." Massive pink tentacles shoot out of the abdomen and crotch. The monkey-bot shrieks as it gets whipped repeatedly.


This is what the robot looks like. If you don't like it, you can change it.

I like it. :wub:

"SLAP THAT MONKEY, MAKE IT FREE BABY!!!!!!!!!!"

Yapo shrieks with pleasure.

"Yapo, I'm going to pull it in! Ready the mouth, we're going to attempt to eat that damn monkey-bot!" There's something weird about how DeVries-san said 'bot'...