The forum's gone a bit quiet hasn't it? Is this the only forum that isn't over run by loser nerds? Or is that cos' there's only about ten of us? And if purple is the new black, cooking is the new rock n roll, and anal sex is the new black dress("Every girls gota have it" - a mate who was also a girl), Then what are the new video games? Or more interestingly what's the new cheese on toast?

Sssh! We're all hiding behind the curtains!

I'm in the blue flowers, man!

I think it's fair to say most of us are loser nerds.

However, yes, this is the most idiot-free forum I have come across.

I'm not hiding - I just turned my inviso-belt on, and now I can't see the damn thing to figure out how to turn it off. And I've lost the instructions!

phew! for a minute there, Hugh did you walk through the garden of orange tomatos to see the blue flowers?

stop confuseing me.....

I've actually died in a hilarious and unexpected allegory of Digiworld.

I'm dead, too.

I'm waiting for my chipped xbox to return. I haven't left this room for 17 days.

It's the only place where I can keep a constant vigil on the front garden should "The ParcelForce ("FLUFFY KITTENS" - Ed) from hell" ever turn up to deliver it.

You'd think I'd post more. But what would I say?

"Dog urinated up post for 3.2 seconds comencing at 13:55:13:76"


""The ParcelForce ("FLUFFY KITTENS" - Ed) from hell" van sped past my house whilst a "The ParcelForce ("FLUFFY KITTENS" - Ed) from hell" employee tried to throw a "We didn't bother to deliver you package, but your a gullible prick so we'll just say we did" note into my letterbox in a Paul Daniels style card throwing fashion.

Hey. This is kind of fun.

Oh, and in keeping with the theme. I also died.

Twice. Though the second one was a practical joke. Which backfired and scared Tyranno" the hamster to death.

RIP Tyranno

("PRETTY FLOWER" - Ed) you P.G

That's too bad, man, but at least J Nash is still here. Wait, where the hell did J Nash go? I loved that little guy.

I'm not dead, I always look like this.

Damn it. I've been looking through old copies of the local newspaper. There are some cracking articles.

My favourite article so far is "Is tree cause of ill health?", taken from the East Hull Advertiser (Thursday, September 11th 2003).

It shows a picture of an old "lady" near a tree, with the caption "Annoyed: Betty Coulson, 69, from Holmgarth Drive, east Hull, with the tree that she claims is making her life hell". And she's pulling the most sour face ever seen. It's truly a sight to behold.
From what I can tell, she blames the tree for giving everyone asthma, but it's hard to read when there are tears of laughter in your eyes.

I've digitised it, and put it into my computer for posterity. I don't know how to post pictures onto these hallowed pages, though. If anyone can help, that'll be great.

P.S. My mate said that he saw J Nash working in Foot Locker. Apparently, he just hangs around all night, making trainers, just because he's so nice and helpful.

I've been busy. Today I finally get DSL, hooray! I'd be willing to act as fodder for anyone on Xbox Live and I'm sure you all own the only Live game I have at the moment: ESPN Basketball...

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Basketball!? Man, what posessed you? I hope it was cheap.

EAST hull? oh dear

I've been busy 'Bus Surfing'.

You don't get conductors on the roof.

They stopped paying us by the post, and changed it to by the day. So we all went out and bought copious amounts of gin and bunk beds.

im alive! and cool.

I'm dead. And I'm cooler.

I'll pop my head out of my turtle neck.

Like a turtle.

Even though I don't have a turtle neck.

Ow!

East Hull is ace, man. West Hull, however, is full of skanks. And our rugby team is better, mumble mumble, murmur, mumble.
Sometimes, I go 'up' West Hull, just to stare, tut and sigh at people. Tut.

BAM!

what'd i miss?

Just a load of jaded skanks, murmuring about nowt in particular. Myself included.

Don't forget the spods. I daresay there are quite a few spods here too. Murmuring about things.

I worry for the Feedback section, now that Digiworld has ceased to be it's almost as if it no longer has any purpose.

Edit: couldn't let superdan show me up with his superior mumur-spelling abilities.

We could use it to talk about Paul Rose's TV or old ("UNASSOCIATED TRADEMARKED PROPERTY" - Ed) charecters and ("UNASSOCIATED TRADEMARKED PROPERTY" - Ed) tribute pages. And use it to talk about the forum its self.

I read that as "spuds" then. Imagine the possible hilarious internal misunderstandings!

I think that we should use it as a sort of secret communications place. We could all write backwards, or in a white font.
You could even say stuff like resitigid, or ylliw, or sboob, without it being edited.

!talf eht morf yawa petS !talf eht morf yawa petS

I really am getting quite nostalgic for Digiworld now. The archive is nice 'n all, but it doesn't have the special freshness of the actual site. Wondering what the little guys would come up with the next week knowing they had little to no budget, facing an indifferent industry...

Freeloading internet users and controllers of teletext advertising, they are bastards.

Can we say Teletext then? What about Oracle and Ceefax?

I've been away, nowhere special. Just away.