The offline archive is now available from TV's famous the usual

http://digiworld.tv

in two versions: the Original and Snoy. (To reproduce accurately all possible display prefs we'd have had to prep (3x8x8x4x6x2x2x2x8) = 294,912 archives, which surprisingly we didn't.) There are about 1,860 pages and almost one-and-a-half bonus items, but no DVD commentary, which was simply too awful to face and would probably just have been a lot of swearing anyway.

This concludes eight months of exponentially harrowing labour on Digiworld, FOR YOU, our readers, who never did anything more than pay us large sums of money and expect some kind of minimally entertaining semi-effort in return.

At great expense we have hired Reginald Kincaid to say, "I declare this case closed." Obv this is your cue immediately to find 717 fatal disasters in the archives. We're already escaping by hot-air balloon with a valise filled with banknotes, and I'm certainly hoping I've packed correctly and am not about to watch the clasp burst and shower socks all over the populace while Terry-Thomas in a fleeting cameo emerges from a laundry carrying a bag of supposed washing and a face touched with rapid glancing delight. GOODBYE. WE LOVE YOU ALL.

JN.