Just imagine us lot coming down on Christmas morning, all bleary eyed from excessive mulled wine consumption the night before.
Super Generic Racer 435 is hastily removed from it's festive wrap and quickly discarded in favour of a quick check of the usual Internet haunts.
The P.C clicks and whirs as the cogs start to revolve. Another log is flung into the engine room and the glorious Windows™ logo flashes up suggestively. The right eye is rubbed and another slurp of coffee is chugged down, mingling with the mulled wine from the night before causes some sort of acid reflex and gas is released in the form of a burp.
Testicles receive a slight scratch and a half eaten Picnic is wafted underneath your nose accompanied by the voice of your mother/sister/lover exclaiming, "Mffyoum mmwant mmffdss the rest mfff of this it’s bloody rank".
RllMuk is checked and the usual bunch that were championing Christmas last night are moaning about how overrated and generic it is. Meanwhile Super Generic Racer 435 races are being organized in the “Online” folder and half eaten Picnic bars are being pimped in the “Trading” folder.
Your attention turns briefly to the television. Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton attempt to remove the giblets from Lorainne Kelly, whilst John Leslie is stuffing her against her will.
You return to the screen. Someone’s just posted a Poll on RllMuk: "What’s your favorite version of Generic Racer?".
You reach for the off switch. After all, your going top have to throw another log into the furnace sooner or later, and is it really worth it for this?
Something stops you. You slap your head. "Bah, what a fool I've been. I must check the Digi Forums before I sign off.".
"Favorites" is clicked, down to the "Forum" folder. Another click. The list extends and you slide the mouse towards "Digi" a swift click and the blue bar starts to lurch into life.
The Menu appears, your eyes wander across the pages you spot a new topic in "News Trumpet" posted by a "Santos Claus" intrigued by this you click away like a deformed cricket. And there it is, just the words "Merry Christmas".
Hurmph, your body slides down the fine leather of your relaxing chair, deflated.
But wait. It's a link. :o
"Clickety click"
WARNING "Please insert another log to continue" WARNING
"Bloody computer" escapes through your lips. You hastily gather some logs from the outhouse and return to the computer. Throw them in and wait.
What do you see?....
Hello Viewers, and welcome to the special Christmas edition of DigiWorld. Enjoy.
:D
Pleaseeeeee!
If you don't ask you don’t get!
*leaves milk & cookies for the digi crew*
That would be this: excellent.
I think there is a time limit on the main digiworld.tv site though...
giant_frying_pan
You can't put a limit on greatness.
Alex W... are you that girl who used to go to my school, but then left a few weeks into the 6th form and ran off to France, or to work somewhere, or something? Hmmm?
