Hola Freezepoppers!

Following some further technical questioning of T-shirt Printing Bloke (who loves me up lots) we're now all ready to print some of those stupid big-faced "Reveal" shirts you voted for about a hundred dozen years ago, thus discharging our T-shirt-related contractual obligation at last.

(If I can work out how to do it, there ought to be the official Printing Bloke example pic enclosed somewhere.)

What we need now is some idea of how many idiot garments to print, and what size everyone wants. The possibles are F (32"), M (42"), L (44") and XL (48") - approx inches there. Each shirt will be £10 all in (ie, INCLUDING P&P - we're so great) with 10% off for special friends via some ingenious process I've half-worked-out at this point.

If you DEFINITELY want a T-shirt (remember, we'll be printing based on your answers, and putting up the pennies we'd earmarked for the tiny zoo-going orphan children of the world's gin fund) post here or send to unnecessarily overcomplexly named Great-a Garb-o at garbo@falsebit.digiworld.tv (remove the falsebit). Include the number of shirts you want and the sizes (not your address or bank details or anything: there'll be a proper ordering page when everything's ready) and we can probably have all those out-of-fashion garments featuring the decreasingly popular character in the false shops in time for the depths of winter when if you wear them you will die.

JN.

Can you ask the bloke if I can just have a black T shirt? They look comfy.

Damn you! I need a small t-shirt (about 35"). Why do you discriminate against me and my bafflingly thin body? (The fact that I signed up just to say that must show how annoyed I am).

You Digi types are too honourable for your own good.

I'd like one of the 'L' size ones please.

And you can have the number from my antique credit card, which is this: 6.

Cheers and things.

I'm pondering the "F" size, because it sounds like naughty word.

Buy "M" sounds just as good, if not bettererer.

I am upset to see you can attach but I cannot. Down with this sort of thing.

I'd like to stake a claim on one of the L-size shirts please I thank you.

col

I'll have an L please "Bob".

An M would do me just fine

*Insert your own Bond joke here*

He"M" me in!!!!

It's a texticular joke!

Edit: and yes I would like a T-shirt in size M please.

I'll take one please, Barkeep. In M size.

Why no love for the Small size (36")? A medium will be massive on me.

Nevertheless, I'll take ten (one) please. Size M I suppose.

i shall have an 'L' please. im not entirely sure of my chest size, to be honest, i don't even know how tall i am, but i seem to have some t-shirts with 'L' on them, so i assume i can cope with this.

I'll definitely have one, size 'M' please.

1 x size L = "L"

large, please

I'd like a Medium one and a Large one, in the hopes that at least one of them will approximately fit my tall but worryingly fat-free frame.

I'd like a large one please!

Ill have a large pls!

I'll have an M (although if an S becomes available, I'll have that. My size is 36 inches.)


giant_frying_pan

Can I request a medium - sized one?

And a bun too, if possible. I like buns.

UPDATE. We can have "small" T-shirts after all. (That'll teach me to cut-and-paste the list from the T Weekly C Shop, where no one wanted a "small" so we didn't order any.) The official size list straight from the printer is:

>Sm = 36"
>Md = 40"
>Lg = 44"
>Xl = 48"
>XXl = 52"

Plus the excitingly new to me Lady Range for all the millions of Digiworld readers who are ladies:

>S/M = 32/34" (aka F)
>M/L = 36/38"
>Xl = 40/42"

I've switched the people who said, "Medium - but, y'know, Small, really," to small. UPDATE ENDS.

JN.

Hurrah! I knew you loved the little guys really. I'll take eight (one) of the S variety please Clive.

I've already requested one above, but I really like posting.

Thousands are cheering right about now :D


giant_frying_pan

I'd like a medium one please.

OOh. I forget to check here for a while and BAM the shirts show up.

I would definitely like on in large please.

Okay, the T-shirts have been ordered. (We're having printed the exact number readers have requested, for poverty reasons. There MAY be a second batch later, if interest warrants it from people pointing at T-shirt-wearing hipsters in the street and galloping up to express impressedness, demand their credit card at knifepoint, etc.)

JN.

I'm being advertised at.

Can I claim a medium for the second batch? I can always nuke it in the dryer if it's too big.

Yours. Regards. Etcetera. Alwayz.

Hugh

Curses! I wanted one but have neglected to check these forums of late.

Put me down for a small one if the second batch pulls through.

Myself likewise. I hear that the chances of T-shirts restocking from Mars are a million to one, they say. But if still they come then can I have a 'L'?

Ta awfully.

Holy crap am I glad I just got in there. Zombie dave will be mine.

large for me (if this second batch happens.)

I'll have an XL too, if there is a second batch...

Am I the only person to have asked for one bigger than L...? Damn I must be a fat bastard!

Thanks to everyone who decided fifteen years wasn't long enough and could only possibly express an interest after the polls had closed (a pole had closed).

By diligent application of a high-powered rifle sighted at the back of the calf, I've prevented the increasingly limpy Printing Bloke from going ahead, so we can put everything in at once rather than splitting into batches or whatever, which irritates his twinging miss-musc. Therefore, the ABSOLUTELY FINAL deadline is Friday. If you want a Z Dave T-shirt but HAVEN'T YET said so (ie, I've now added everyone in the, "Oh aye yeah, if there's a second batch, like," camp) you have until 23:59:59 Thursday 16/10/2003 to flap your teeth.

Good job we're not trying to organise a security van robbery really. Ah! Ah! Ah!

JN.

Large for me, please.

Hello Graham! T-Shirts, you say? Thank-you!

I'll have one, ta. As for which size, I think 'F' is likely to be too small, as my twiglet-thin chest is about 34" around. So, put me down for an 'M'.

Mmmmm!

Eee, I feel like a proper silly-bugger. Next time, I'll read the stuff.

Make mine an 'S', then. And accept my apologies for not getting off my arse and stating my intentions earlier, along with this cake.

It's brown cake.

Oh no! Am I too late?!

Oh wait...I already 'asked' for one in the patented awkward manner...<_<

Dammit, why didn't I sign up with Pay-pal earlier? I have to wait for the stupid 'expanded payment' number on my next statement, so I can lift the sending limit on my account, that limit being €0. With any luck, that'll be quite soon, and there'll still be one of the two size S shirts left.

If I ever do get the fabled T-shirt, I can take a photo of it for you, too. Because I'm so nice.

As the special magic News Trumpet message that I don't think anyone can reply to says, the stupid T-shirts are now available at

http://theweekly.co.uk/brain/corner_shop

Hurrah!

You may notice though that the usually reliable "item details" pic is the same mock-up you've already seen. This is because the slightly wonky digital camera which traditionally snaps the C Shop T-shirts is unavailable. (In fact, if anyone buys a T-shirt who also owns a digital camera, you could help out a lot by photographing it - apply for details.)

As a temporary measure there's a rubbish, awkwardly partial scan (yes, as in wrapped around a book and stuck on a scanner) of the printed design at

http://digiworld.tv/digiworld_T_awkward_partial.jpg (21K)

- the dodgy capture method means it's horribly dark, the full stop's run off the edge and "digiworld.tv" wouldn't fit in the A4 scanning window at all, but you can see that the mock-up is slightly out: in the finished one, all the edges reassuringly join up, for example. Taken together, these form an accurate picture enabling you to say, "I am bored of this now and bought some sweets and fireworks instead."

JN.