First of all, i didn't do this myself lol, i saw this thread on the WZ Forums and i thought i'd post it here, funniest one is with the Rhino...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't shit with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1, 000, 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something



bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.



Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset

I've read this before from somewhere.....

what a messed up person bloodninja: and BritneySpears14 are some people belong in a sanitarium

cyber sex is hilarous

LMAO I just tried it on someone, taking excerpts from that convo



i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
so let's cyber
Josh says:
ok
Josh says:
I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
okay joshy baby
Josh says:
Slip out of those pants baby, yeah
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i'm not in anything right now u cot me comin out of the shower
Josh says:
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:

Josh says:
I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
ha ha ha
Josh says:
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
slow down your hurting me
Josh says:
I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness
Josh says:
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1, 000, 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
so u play hockey
Josh says:
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
what r u doin
Josh says:
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
what the hell u doin
Josh says:
You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Josh says:
BabY?
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
yes joshy baby
Josh says:
ok lets try again
Josh says:
I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Josh says:
I take your pants off, grunting like a troll.
Josh says:
I smack you thick booty.
Josh says:
you still there baby?
Josh says:
baby?
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
yes joshy
Josh says:
I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i'll but wip cream on your chest then like until i get down down town
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
lick
Josh says:
I peel some bananas.
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i dont need any bananas cause your dick is all ready one
Josh says:
get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
and stick it in my crack
Josh says:
Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh
Josh says:
I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats
Josh says:
Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Josh says:
Wanna wrestle Stone Cold?
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i want to get fuck ring side ring ring oh josh ring my bell
Josh says:
I put on my wizard hat and robe
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
and grant all my fucking wishes
Josh says:
you only have 1 wish
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
eat my pussy
Josh says:
i'm allergic
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
to that
Josh says:
to cats
Josh says:
I grab your tit and squezze with passion
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
who josh with me fell like i'm in heaven
Josh says:
god comes down and kicks you in the face
Josh says:
your bleeding really bad
Josh says:
we need a doctor
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
stick me up doc josh i'm hurting badly
Josh says:
the doctor puts a gause on the open wound and decides your not nice and rips your tooth out with a scalple
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
then i'll sream cause he's fuckin my tooth to hard
Josh says:
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
that wont not be afraid
Josh says:
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
and girls dont by lolly pops for the gum they bys it to suck then the lolly pop cum in our mouths
Josh says:
It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Josh says:
I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
then i'll bage to rumble with u
Josh says:
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i'm the target push your horns into my hole joshy
Josh says:
Fuck am I hard now.

i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i'm slack
Josh says:
im spent
Josh says:
i go outside and drink a beer with the president
Josh says:
he thinks im a war hero and gives me a cookie
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
needs a milk lady
Josh says:
im allergic to milk
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
oh no
Josh says:
do you have soy milk?
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
no but i have warm healthly breast milk
Josh says:
i pull out a knife, cut off your tit and drink that blood that pours out
Josh says:
hey! thats not milk
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
yes it is
Josh says:
no its blood you stupid bitch
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
well u ask hole drink it
Josh says:
i dont like holes
Josh says:
their my big fear
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
okay
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
i'm sorry
Josh says:
stone cold comes back
Josh says:
Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway
Josh says:
We get on harleys and ride into the sunset
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
and fucks me at ring side or in a triple sex of match first ones screams wins
Josh says:
you just dont give up do you?
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
y r u sayin that
Josh says:
you must be very lonely
Josh says:
I have a secret
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
what
Josh says:
you will die alone
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
y
Josh says:
excuse me, i need to save this conversation and put it all over hte internet
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
y r u doing this to me josh
Josh says:
why not
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
u dont want to be my friend
Josh says:
Thank you captain obvious
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
so what is your answer
Josh says:
dont be surprised if you see this on every webpage
Josh says:
stupid bitch
i'm daughter and the lord needs to come for me before my soul be taken away says:
great

huh?
arnt u origanal

too confusing

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'oh josh ring my bell'...sorry I thought that was funny :lol: