Noticed at the Gretna match that they were selling Scotch pies. Can't believe you lot north of the border eat these things. Apart from keeping hester happy till tea time what use do they serve?
Think they were used at the battle of Bannockburn were you buggers threw them at the english. even the welsh wont touch them and they'll eat anything.

Remember Fatty.......NO SCOTCH PIES for tea when we come up in May


Corky

Corky you'd better bring up the Hot Pots.

Will do Colin. Have hired a lorry to bring them up. Piemuncher will be pleased.

Stick your hot-pot up your arse as it is like pedigree chum with shortbread on top ? mate

Fatty, your a big fan of Betty's hot pot. you have it every time you visit Lancaster, 16 helpings last visit i think.