A friend of mine told me this joke and I just had to share it with you guys.

So....

Bill Gates and the CEO of General Motors are having lunch together one day, and they are having a leisurely time and good a lunch. But then Bill Gates starts bragging about his company. Bill Gates says to the CEO:
"You guys at GM should follow our example. I mean, if you kept up with technology like Microsoft does you would be making cars that cost $1000 and get 200 miles per gallon."
The CEO of General Motors just smiles and he says:
"Well, that may be true. But who would want to drive a car that crashes 3 times a day?" :D

Very funny, Wintermute. Thanks for posting that here, other users will enjoy it.
Sysops