OK. The next poster starts the chainstory (I'm too lazy to post up part of it) . The rules are:

• you must sign up in the Chain-Story sign-up topic
• the story must never end
• no inapropriate content in the chainstory
• No SPAM in the chainstory
• Do not start any other chainstories

If you break one of these rules, depending on the situation you might be warned, suspended, banned, unable to post for a few days, posting right taken away, mod qued (when your post is previewed by a mod or admin before being added to the topic you posting in/started) for a few days (sometimes permanent) . So, that's all. Have fun and obey the rules!