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Title: Weep, For Uwe Boll Strikes Again
Description: This time, it's 'Alone In The Dark'


Master Shake - August 11, 2004 04:34 AM (GMT)
Can ANYONE help me figure out what's going on in this trailer?

I see Christian Slater, a hot chick and that wormy guy from Blade 1. And lots of really bad CGI. And other general eye-terror.

Someone needs to make sure Ben Kingsley sees this before he actually appears in Boll's next movie 'Bloodrayne'. Poor bastard needs to know what he's getting himself into.

The V.G.M - August 11, 2004 04:55 AM (GMT)
AH!!!! Alone in the Dark was a video game for the PC. It wasn't very popular due to the extreme difficulty. Basically it's like Resident Evil, only Darker, scarier and harder. The main interface was more action shooting than puzzle solving. This Trailer looks like itt was made by Speilberg! GOD! WTF! THAT IS TEH FAKEXXORS!!!!

Master Shake - August 11, 2004 11:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The V.G.M @ Aug 10 2004, 10:55 PM)
AH!!!! Alone in the Dark was a video game for the PC. It wasn't very popular due to the extreme difficulty. Basically it's like Resident Evil, only Darker, scarier and harder. The main interface was more action shooting than puzzle solving. This Trailer looks like itt was made by Speilberg! GOD! WTF! THAT IS TEH FAKEXXORS!!!!

Um..... can anyone translate the above post?

The V.G.M - August 11, 2004 11:49 AM (GMT)
Well the storyline was vague. I remember something about ancient evil, flesh eating monsters, and all that weird shit like Silent Hill...




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