Title: Build Island
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 01:33 AM (GMT)
You are JOHN BRICKMAN
You are a PRETTY COOL DUDE
You have BRICKS.
LOTS OF BRICKS.
And a fairly useful experience in BUILDING THINGS
OUT OF BRICKS
You are marooned on an ISLAND
But that's okay because most other minifi- I mean brick people are DICKS.
You have access to
9 LARGE ISLAND build plates,
1 MOUNTAIN build plate,
3 BEACH build plates,
and 3 ISLET build plates.
What do you want to build and where do you want to build it?
RusekuCozan - November 15, 2009 01:39 AM (GMT)
Build a cabana on one of the beach build plates.
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 01:57 AM (GMT)
You construct a cabana for yourself!
It's not the most luxurious, but what a view!
...Even if it's not quite furnished yet, atleast you won't die of exposure!
What now?
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 03:00 AM (GMT)
Frank N. Furter - November 15, 2009 04:21 AM (GMT)
Make a town hall.
Elect yourself supreme overlord of the island.
Impose taxes.
???
Profit.
fuel combustability rating - November 15, 2009 04:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Frank N. Furter @ Nov 14 2009, 10:21 PM) |
Make a town hall.
Elect yourself supreme overlord of the island.
Impose taxes.
???
Profit. |
???
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 05:03 AM (GMT)
Glorious
Your blocks are put to good, yet still unfurnished, use.
You have nothing else to use for an honorary MAYORAL SASH, so you undo your belt.
Luckily you have a spare belt. No mayor should be left pantsless.
It's a bit of a trek from your cabana though. And a bit pointless considering you have no real citizens.
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 05:19 AM (GMT)
A PATH IS MADE
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 05:28 AM (GMT)
You enjoy a leisurely walk home when you encounter
D'awww. Monkeys. How cu
JESUS SHIT NO ATTACK MONKEYS
Time slows down around you. What is your combat operandi? Jeff - November 15, 2009 05:35 AM (GMT)
FISTFIGHT THE MONKEY
(and tell me what this is so I can play with it)
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 05:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jeff @ Nov 14 2009, 11:35 PM) |
FISTFIGHT THE MONKEY
(and tell me what this is so I can play with it) |
It is blockland. Return to Blockland is a mod tacked onto an earlier version of it to make it OBSCENELY VERSATILE
I shall upload a rapidshare of my files as it was somewhat difficult to compile together
in addition, it is MULTIPLAYER
making it OBSCENELY AMAZING
FISTFIGHTING UPCOMING
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 05:44 AM (GMT)
THE DUST FLIES
AND WHEN IT CLEARS, THE OUTCOME IS...
Brutal. Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 06:20 AM (GMT)
THIS IS THE PROGRAM
YEAHbe sure to hit 'Play RTB' and not the .exe
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 06:35 AM (GMT)
you whip out your ultimate weapon
ORANGE
TRANSPARENT
CHAINSAW
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 06:39 AM (GMT)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
...
This'll take a bit of clean-up!
C.S. Goto - November 15, 2009 06:44 AM (GMT)
The fabled orange transparent chainsaw. A weapon of myth and of legend.
John knows what must be done, travel the lands and cut a path to glory!
Samuel La Croix - November 15, 2009 06:52 AM (GMT)
After cleaning up you cage any remaining monkeys. You now have monkey meat for food.
Isn't that just fucking wonderful.
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT BULLSHIT, THERE'S AN UNEXPLORED ISLET.
JOHN CONSTRUCTS AN EXCEEDINGLY PRECARIOUS BRIDGE!
FUCK SHIT FUCK WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
