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I-Is it wrong I picture a few people from here as some of those guys?

I imagine all of them are you.

Yes, TFS is actually a hive mind entirely composed of douchebags, created solely for your 'benefit,' Mike. Now that you have discovered our secret, what will you do? We are far too powerful for you to do us any physical harm, too intelligent to be mentally blighted by your tapered wit. No one will believe your ludicrous claims of an omniscient being masterminding every aspect of your life, simply because we are, I am, your everyone, we are your everything. We are you. I am you. No one will believe you, and when the curtain finally calls for you, one last time, know that I will be pulling the strings that give life to your wooden limbs. I am, we are, your new god. Now bow down and pray to us like the wayward soul that you are. Worship us.

Worship me.

No, douchebag.

Even the one at the gym?

No, that ones a guy at the gym.

Oh, phew

Thanks for clearing that up