You see, nig John and I, last year on this date, stopped talking to this annoying bitch named Haleh. So, we together, deemed September 17th, a holiday to remember the joyous occasions in your life, and reflect on them. Here is the conversation for proof.

saltysushi91 (10:09:46 PM): derek
Vengeful Dance (10:09:52 PM): What?
saltysushi91 (10:10:06 PM): why did you have to be so mean about jason?
saltysushi91 (10:10:12 PM): i just want to know.
Vengeful Dance (10:10:22 PM): ...Wh-..girl what was like, months ago?
Vengeful Dance (10:10:31 PM): Why are you still going over that?
saltysushi91 (10:10:58 PM): i'm not going over anything, it just popped up in my head again, and i never knew why you randomly blew up at me. so i just wanted to know.
Vengeful Dance (10:11:43 PM): Well, see, funny thing is, I never blew up, you did. I was loling at how john was telling me you were flirting on him, and you got really defensive and went all midol mode on me. So I said fuck it.
Vengeful Dance (10:11:56 PM): I honestly couldn't give a shit one way or the other.
saltysushi91 (10:12:15 PM): you were talking to me in a rude way derek.
Vengeful Dance (10:12:26 PM): Rude and blowing up are quite different.
Vengeful Dance (10:12:27 PM): Yo.
saltysushi91 (10:12:38 PM): and so why should either one have occurred?
Vengeful Dance (10:12:53 PM): Because Jason's grotti and you hitting on him was funny.
saltysushi91 (10:13:27 PM): well you wouldn't know if i was hitting on him.
saltysushi91 (10:13:30 PM): do you go to my school?
saltysushi91 (10:13:46 PM): john just said that because he fucking liked me back then, he was probably jealous or something. jason was all over ME.
saltysushi91 (10:13:52 PM): he's not even my type derek.
saltysushi91 (10:13:53 PM): seriously.
Vengeful Dance (10:14:20 PM): Oho, that's a good one. Jealous. I'll be laughing at that tomorrow.
saltysushi91 (10:14:31 PM): ...what?
Vengeful Dance (10:15:06 PM): No no, it's just hilarious how stupid and untrue that statement is.
Vengeful Dance (10:15:17 PM): It's entertainment at the highest calubir.
Vengeful Dance (10:15:22 PM): CALIBER*
saltysushi91 (10:15:30 PM): ...yeah because john is your friend, so he'd never say anything to you that might be embarrasing right?
saltysushi91 (10:15:33 PM): yeahh.
Vengeful Dance (10:15:33 PM): You usually have to go to california for this, you really do.
saltysushi91 (10:16:08 PM): ...what are you talking about.
Vengeful Dance (10:16:49 PM): Gosh, you're so dumb Haleh. Let me spell it out for you.
Vengeful Dance (10:16:57 PM): Me: Not caring.
You: Should be leaving.
Vengeful Dance (10:16:58 PM): Kay
saltysushi91 (10:17:36 PM): ..are you serious derek? i just wanted to fucking work this out, and you're being a bitch right now. what the fuck is your problem? why can't you just have a normal conversation with me without you having to try to sound all cool?
Vengeful Dance (10:17:50 PM): Because you're annoying?
saltysushi91 (10:18:04 PM): so i'm annoying for trying to work things out?
Vengeful Dance (10:18:18 PM): No your annoying for being you. Working it out is just something I don't want to do.
Vengeful Dance (10:18:23 PM): Oh and whoever dill pickle is.
Vengeful Dance (10:18:31 PM): Signing on, calling me an ass, and signing off.
Vengeful Dance (10:18:35 PM): Really sweet tactic there.
Vengeful Dance (10:18:42 PM): I am so saddened.
Vengeful Dance (10:19:07 PM): HONESTLY
saltysushi91 (10:19:15 PM): ..oh my god derek what the fuck is your problem.
Vengeful Dance (10:19:24 PM): Currently you. We should fix that.
saltysushi91 (10:19:26 PM): i didn't tell him to do ANYTHING.
saltysushi91 (10:20:21 PM): he just does whatever the fuck he wants to do, and you need to learn how to keep your mouth to yourself. and when other people are trying to work things out with you, you don't go all immature and be a bitch. you are seriously the most childish person i've EVER met.
saltysushi91 (10:20:44 PM): i've definetely grown up from middle school and i can clearly see that you haven't changed ONE bit. you're still an immature asshole.
Vengeful Dance (10:21:25 PM): Kay.
Vengeful Dance (10:21:53 PM):
saltysushi91 (10:22:02 PM): yeah you're cool.
(At this point, one of her friends messaged me, however I neglected to save that chat, sadly enough. So this part may not really make sense.)
Vengeful Dance (10:22:07 PM): Super cool.
Vengeful Dance (10:22:41 PM): OMG HALEH
Vengeful Dance (10:22:44 PM): I DID NOT KNOW
Vengeful Dance (10:22:48 PM): U WERE HURTING SO BADLY
Vengeful Dance (10:23:07 PM): HOWEVER DILL PICKLE HAS SHOWN ME HOW AT FAULT I WAS
Vengeful Dance (10:23:18 PM): FOR NOT DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO.
Vengeful Dance (10:23:36 PM): HE HAS TRULY BROUGHT FORTUNE TO MY LIFE.
Vengeful Dance (10:23:54 PM): I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER GOT THROUGH IT WITHOUT HIM
saltysushi91 (10:25:05 PM): ..you're a durrhurr, you know that?
Vengeful Dance (10:25:13 PM): Raging durrhurr, yep. Love that cock.
saltysushi91 (10:25:28 PM): i bet.
Vengeful Dance (10:25:40 PM): You'd bet right.
saltysushi91 (10:26:24 PM): look, all i wanted to do was work things out; why does that have to be so hard?
saltysushi91 (10:26:37 PM): you were the one who started all this bitching anyway.
saltysushi91 (10:29:50 PM): ...and now you're not answering. mature derek.
Vengeful Dance (10:34:18 PM): Sorry, I was telling john about the lulz of this conversation
Vengeful Dance (10:34:40 PM): And how much you want to get into my pants
saltysushi91 (10:35:46 PM): ..wow. you really are an ass, you know that?
saltysushi91 (10:35:50 PM): go back to fucking middle school derek.
saltysushi91 (10:36:34 PM): you sit at home all day and fucking sulk and make girlfriends over the internet that you've never even met before.
Vengeful Dance (10:36:40 PM): Can't, busy right now, everyone in liberty/centennial high school is sucken on mah dick.
saltysushi91 (10:37:43 PM): ...derek, you're a nasty piece of shit, no one wants to suck your dick.
saltysushi91 (10:37:53 PM): all your friends are either durrhurrs or over the internet derek.
saltysushi91 (10:37:55 PM): get a fucking life.
saltysushi91 (10:37:57 PM): and grow up.
Vengeful Dance (10:40:55 PM): Y'see. The only way you would ever be able to even get remotly close to a man, is over a webcam. However, no one in their right minds would ever even think of cyber fucking your insignificant pussy. Incidentally, I find your lack of faith disturbing. As of last thursday, 100 years ago, the world got together and decided that named Haleh, shall henceforth be destined to be a lonely sand nigger for the rest of their days.
Vengeful Dance (10:41:37 PM): I feel you should wash all the sand out of your vaginal area, or else a sand worm will get up in there, and rip out your ovaries.
Vengeful Dance (10:41:58 PM): I tell you this, because I know how much you like to lie to yourself, like the fantasy of Jason being all over you.
Vengeful Dance (10:42:05 PM): Good day, sand nigger.

I hope this inspires you to reflect on the wondrous things that have happened in your life. Live life to the fullest, my nigs.

Also, the time when I was a mod.



REMEMBERING IS FUN.

This made my day for completely different reasons.

Well that is all that matters.

-Though, it was less rage and more sarcasm when you called me a hurrdurr.

I am lol-ing for a reason exactly similiar to Streea's reasoning, I believe.