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penispenispenispenispenispenis - September 15, 2009 12:44 AM (GMT)
First the trend is Celebs having babies, now it's celebs dying.

>:(

Hero_of_Fate - September 15, 2009 08:19 AM (GMT)
Incidentally, the news of this made my mother upset. It seems it reminded her of her grandmother, who died of the same type of cancer.

penispenispenispenispenispenis - September 15, 2009 10:21 AM (GMT)
Does this make him a real ghost now?

:;D:

Linken Rocuta - September 15, 2009 06:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hero_of_Fate @ Sep 15 2009, 03:19 AM)
Incidentally, the news of this made my mother upset. It seems it reminded her of her grandmother, who died of the same type of cancer.

Um. Women don't HAVE pancreas. :)

Straa McLovin - September 15, 2009 06:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Linken Rocuta @ Sep 15 2009, 10:20 AM)
Um. Women don't HAVE pancreas. :)

I'm-a gonna shoot you.

Hero_of_Fate - September 15, 2009 08:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Linken Rocuta @ Sep 15 2009, 01:20 PM)
Um. Women don't HAVE pancreas. :)

I'm going to guess this is a joke, because the pancreas is a major gland that produces insulin (you know, the thing you need not to die). Unless you mistook it for the prostate. Which is the thing that swells and makes old men piss every 3 fucking seconds.

Straa McLovin - September 15, 2009 10:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hero_of_Fate @ Sep 15 2009, 12:42 PM)
I'm going to guess this is a joke, because the pancreas is a major gland that produces insulin (you know, the thing you need not to die). Unless you mistook it for the prostate. Which is the thing that swells and makes old men piss every 3 fucking seconds.

It also helps in producing the seminal fluid in semen :D

Hero_of_Fate - September 16, 2009 01:53 AM (GMT)
That too, but everyone pretty much knows it for what it does to old men.

SketchedHero - September 16, 2009 05:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Straa McLovin @ Sep 15 2009, 04:02 PM)
It also helps in producing the seminal fluid in semen :D

So, you guys are saying that if I have this "prostate" removed, I won't have to worry about wearing condoms ever again OR bladder problems that result from old age?

-Look into it.

Hero_of_Fate - September 17, 2009 06:54 AM (GMT)
Well I suppose it would negate the whole Prostate Cancer thing, too.

Spike Spire - September 18, 2009 05:38 AM (GMT)
Its a Win, Win...Win situation!
Everyone grab a knife and dig for that Prostate!




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