Back from the depths of computer hell, armed with a heavily upgraded (read Frankenstein-ed) Gateway, a new job, and a hunger to kick gum and chew ass...

HEEEEEEERE'S WINDCLAW!
Yep, I'm back and worse than ever before. Thanks to my old compy picking up the mother of all file vaporizing viruses, I was rather without PC for a while there. Regretfully, all my sprites, writings and so on went straight down the flush-a-roo. But, I'm the turd that just WON'T flush! I'm back, ready to raise a stink. From the ashes shal arise even more turmoil, even more disaster, and even more...oh look a squirrel!

Who are you again?

Seconded.

I remember you. Thought you ran like the rest of them.

-Just to be against the clever and edgy.