The Agency™ wants You! Tired of the tedium of the average American lifestyle? Depression got you depressed?

Take The Agency-brand G.E.C.K.O. (General Excellence of Combat and Killing Operations) Test™ today! With over 100 applicants a day, at least 50 survive! Do you find yourself having violent tendencies? Are you uneasy with the common lifestyle of the white-collar American? Do you know how to kill a man? Do you want to learn? The Agency™ could be for YOU!

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That's what it said on the flier, at least. It's 2010. The Economic Depression isn't showing many signs of lightening up until 2012. (Ooo, isn't that just the most ominous crock of shit you've seen.) Atleast, that's what they're shouting on CNN. But, on almost every news station you can see shit about The Agency. They have a website, and a few satellite sites too. Hell, it's hard to look into any corner of Times Square that isn't plastered up with advertisements.

"PANZERFAUST BEATS OUT LIBERTY BELLE FOR THE SEASONAL TITLE"
"DEADEYE TAKES ON THE SPECIALIST IN A PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS."

The creepy shit about this? It's real. I mean, sure, they're all such big hams a Jew would faint, but the bullets are real. Sure, we've got bulletproof armor and these are some tough mothers. But people die. And they die a lot. That's part of why it's so popular: It's like gladiators in the U.S. of A. with fully-automatic weaponry. Some don't use guns. Hell, most don't use guns. Some use swords. Or just their fists. Weird thing is most of these guys- They're like action stars. It takes more than a few bullets to take them out.

Jesus. What the hell does The Agency do to these guys? This flier is just like something writing out 'SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN- ALL DEALS WITH THE DEVIL NOW HALF OFF!'

And do you know what that is?

That's the fucking American dream.

Hell, it even had a form to fill out...
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SO, YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN AGENT?
Sign up this form and bring it in to your friendly neighborhood Agency!

NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
HAIR COLOR:
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PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION:
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If you were supposed to bring it in, why the fuck did you need physical description? Maybe they were going to spin that, too.

NAME: Iota Vandir
AGE: 22
SEX: Male
HAIR COLOR: Blue
EYE COLOR: Black
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Slightly thin, ridiculous large spiked blue hair, glasses.
SKILLS: Sharpshooting
MISC: Two Smith and Wesson M500 handcannons, a hip flask of whiskey, and a pack of deathsticks.

NAME: Nathan Deslo
AGE: 19
SEX: Male
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
EYE COLOR: Blue
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Short Spiky Hair, slight muscular build, wears orange, black bandanna on around his head, and a pocket watch hanging off the side of his pants
SKILLS: Excellent in long range sharpshooting, proficient with any type of standard hand held pistol
MISC: He's, how you say, kind of a giant prick. Practically he hates everyone.

Oh what I just made a sharpshooter >:

NAME: Desmund "Venge" Le Blanc
AGE: 26
SEX: Male
HAIR COLOR: Here
EYE COLOR: Still here
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Once again right here
SKILLS: Demolitions and hand to hand combat.
MISC: Talks like an Australian.

NAME: Linken Seki Rocuta
AGE: 27
SEX: Male
HAIR COLOR: Silver/White/Gray(DEPENDS ON THE LIGHTING TBH)
EYE COLOR: Indigo/Violet depending on lighting.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Basically This
SKILLS: Advanced(borderline "freaky or super natural") forms of Martial Arts. Basic problem solving. Patience. A Monk. Mild-Tempered.(For Social Situations) Can also play the Guitar. :D Years of practice on a lute. >:C
MISC: Linken is well mannered in most cases. However, when his anger is peeked, he tends to blow up. Although this increases his strength(as he normally FORCES his adrenal glands NOT to pump adrenaline by staying cool and collected at all times), he becomes somewhat irrational. From time to time he will wear a blindfold as he sees sight as being a "sinful gift that we take for granted." Also for Derek: Yes. Linken and Manic are the same person. >:|