Interestingly, Iota has the same reaction to "Honk if you <3 natural hair colors"

Hey McLovin, what happened to your ears? I thought they were supposed to be pointed.

Twilight girl is mai waifu.

I'm too busy focusing on twilight!chick.

Mike and I are in agreement: We'd tap it

High schoolers around here who, coincidentally, love Twilight, do not know how to drive. >:C

I'm assuming that the high school teeny bopper stole her parents car (hence why she spray painted all over the fucking back windshield).

She then ran away and hid in a dark alley. Unfortunately Mike was there with a bottle of chloroform and a handkerchief. After he drugged her he then waited for his partner in crime, Streea, to finish a session with a fucking faggot with blue hair.

When the girl awoke she was in a warehouse tied up, Streea and Mike wearing some sort of masks...I think Streea's looked like Bill Clinton. They then proceeded to pleasure her sexually while "Stuck in the Middle with You" played loudly in the background.

Or...

Maybe she's a grown up woman who likes High school novels...either or really

. . .

Actually all the girls in my class love Twilight. And own their own cars. And drive.

-And fuck pointed ears.

Lot of the girls in my classes love Twlight, not all can drive.

-I'd fuck them, regardless.

My sister loves Twilight, and she's learning to drive right now.

Is your sister hot?