tl;dr:

Iota> BALLS IN MY MOUTH BALLS IN MY MOUTH BALLS IN MY MOUTH.

In reality:

Necrons vs Chaos (4th Edition, meaning Chaos Marines and Chaos Daemons are still one army).

Streea: 1 Necron Lord, 45 Necron Warriors.

Iota: 1 Bloodthirster, 1 Defiler, 10 Chaos Marines, 3 Bikers, 3 Obliterators, 1 Kharn the Betrayer, 1 Dreadnought

How the battle started:

My Necron squads blew the shit out of two his bikers, first turn. Next turn the third biker rushed in and ate death.

On the other side, a single squad immobilized the dreadnought pretty much right away. Managed to stun the Defiler a few times as well. Though once the Defiler started to shoot, that team was fucked.

On the other side, damage was minimal for the most part. Two losses on Necrons, few wounds against Chaos.

Then the Bloodthirster rushed in to combat. Jesus fuck. Not a pretty sight.

By that I mean JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS A FUCKING STALEMATE. Necrons: Don't die! Bloodthirster: Likes things to die! They don't mix well. So at this point Iota had the rest of his Chaos forces rush into close combat, and not a single shot was fired from here on out.

The Necrons managed to wipe out a single Chaos Marine squad. And managed quite well for the longest time. Necron Lord fell many a time, but stood back up to lead his warriors on.

The first time the Necron Lord died, he managed to revive with a single wound, and upon reviving immediately punched the Bloodthirster in the face, causing it to bleed and take a wound. This was an act of heroism.

Then it was stalemate again. In all actuality, it was a retard fight. Misses all over the place.

THEN an entire squad of Warriors attacked the Bloodthirster. 99% of them were retarded.

One of them wasn't.

And touched the Bloodthirster in a naughty place, causing it to fall to pieces and die.

Then Kharn the Betrayer jumped into the fight and kind of started to fuck shit up. Along with that Defiler.

After that, Phase Out was nearly impossible to avoid. With every warrior fallen, the Necron Lord retreated back to the underground crypt, to recover from the losses so that the Necron Wave can purge the Chaos scum from the tombworld.

You should rephrase some of that shit.

Speak up, can't hear you over the balls in your mouth.

>:[

Nice pigtails.