Discuss Fantasy and the holy word of Sigmar here.

The entire lore in a few sentences.
mike5454333: I think sigmar beats the emperor on the Garness scale
Mclovin: I don't know much about Fantasy lore. I just know that the Emperor had a crusade across the galaxy to look for his sons, either by fighting them, kidnapping them, or having them accept him immediatly, and then he went on a journey of conquest. Sure he's a cripple now, but still
mike5454333: sigmar beat the shit out of some orcs
mike5454333: saved a dorf
mike5454333: and was all "Sup dorf, lets go be manly"
mike5454333: and the dorf agreed
mike5454333: and they fucked chaos right in their rural assholes
mike5454333: don't even have to look it up, thats exactly what happened
Mclovin: Nice
mike5454333: then the dorfs where all
mike5454333: sup, you're manly
mike5454333: and sigmar was all
mike5454333: chea I know
mike5454333: and the dorfs where all
mike5454333: here have this manly hammer
mike5454333: and then sigmar became emperor
Mclovin: ...hm
mike5454333: then after 15 years or so
mike5454333: sigmar was all
mike5454333: "I'm fucking bored"
mike5454333: so he walked over a mountain
mike5454333: and never came back
mike5454333: rumours say he was punching khorn in the face while fucking deamonettes forcefilly
Mclovin: Haah
mike5454333: thus his two spawns of awesome where born
mike5454333: karl franz and magnus the pious
mike5454333: Karl franz became emperor and then chaos invaded
mike5454333: and karl was all
mike5454333: hell naw, ya'lls best not be fuckin with karly franz yo
mike5454333: so he drank a red bull, put a cigerrette out on his toungue, cracked his knuckles, and proceeded to punch everyone wearing ripped up robes and armor in the mouth.
Mclovin: nice
mike5454333: magnus at the time was all like
mike5454333: sup, I love sigmar
mike5454333: and to prove it I'll kill everyone
mike5454333: and he killed everyone