Wow...this is late in starting up.

Okay everyone, you all know the drill and how things work, so show off your gifts to the people you've gotten, since Iota handled the e-mails and what not I'm assuming he issued the e-mails to people. (Even though it was a small count) SO! Let's get stuff started, shall we!?

Also, Merry Christmas to one and all of this place.

I didn't make anything for Anon because I couldn't fucking think of anything to do for him that he would like.

-I even asked, he never responded.

Edit: However, if he were to tell me what he would enjoy, I would still write it.

Anything'll do, Kat. I'm not picky.

Also, I'll have Octane's gift up in a bit.

EDIT: Nothing Fancy, Octane. Just a poem I wrote based off the character description you gave me.

“An Ode to Octane”
By Anon E. Moose

His gloves are purple – his shoes are green,
Nothing he wears actually matches.
But with nicely combed hair – a tie red and mean,
Who knows what Mr. “: D” schemes.

“It’s Octane! It’s Octane!” the people shout,
His blue eyes pierce their souls.
He slices and shoots – is there really any doubt,
Who all was killed by Octane, nobody knows.

"Letter to the internet, in sonnet form."
By: Derek Dunn

"Internet, it's me, Anonymous.
Hows it going, I know it's been a long time.
I thought I could leave the internet autonomously,
but looking at it now, it seems like that was a crime.
Without structure comes destruction,
and my precious internet has fallen to cancer.
It's time for a reduction,
time to take blame, and to give an answer.
Newfags and furries are on a 'get the fuck out' basis,
for it is the only way our chemo can really work.
As for the 'Rules of the internet,' put it on stasis.
So everyone can stop going berserk.
Take it all back gentlemen, now's our hour.
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

Signed,
Mister Anon E. Moose"

Sorry about the wait.

Epicness now flows through this topic.

Thanks, Derek.

To the other two people who have yet to receive gifts, I shall act as your angel.

To each of you, I give the blackest, darkest, most metal gift of all.

NOTHING.



...Okay yea I was just bored.

This Secret Santa sure did go well this year.

Derek's gift from ME (O-ho!) is coming tonight.

This...can be taken SOOOOOOOO wrongly.

But he's an admin so I'll zip my lip.

While Derek will open his.

Dohohohoho

-Thats reserved for Dr.Dick. ;D

He's a pretty rad dude.

Just for the record I wish to apologise for the fact my gift is late, I only just realised I fucked up and somehow thought the deadline date was the 31st

I'm really sorry Iota, I do have something for you but it's not exactly finished. I will however finish it for you anyway, unless my shit gets fucked up tomorrow, you can expect it tomorrow

EDIT: Wait a tic, the fucking deadline IS the 31st

Son of a bitch, you bastards and your being from the futureness

~ STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD YOU FUCKS

Ed the deadline date was from the

25th to 31st of December.

Meaning in that period of time, you can post your shit.

Yeah I figure that now, but I see Streea talking about Christmas Angels and crap combined Wolfie's remark about this SS going so well like it's already over and I cocked up and thought the deadline came early

~ Cut me some slack, I got alot of alcohol for Christmas, a screw-up on my end is inevitable

Just Remember:

Streea is a Canadian Bastard
Wolf is an Sarcastic American Dick

No matter how much alcohol you consumed, you should just KNOW that by now, man.

...Unless it was a LOT...which I assumed it was

Now that I finally finished and I've managed to scroll down fast enough to get past that fucking clown, I finally deliver my present

As mentioned I got IotaMetroid

I planned to something related to that Dracslap thing I saw back in TFSU, but having taken so much interest in Castlevania: Judgment recently, the mental image of Iota in Drac's Judgment outfit was not the kinda thing I wanted going through my mind

So instead here's a tipsy Iota on a throne made of crates of Jack Daniels!



There's kinda lot of free space, and I wasn't sure if I should have added something there or not but I decided to leave it blank and leave it up to you instead. I still have the files for the Bryce model and PSD of the actual drawing so if you want it wall-paper sized then just say so

~ And no Ugly Lesbian, you CAN'T have one so don't ask~ :P

PARADISE!

(Why do people seem to use that one-time winter outfit more than... oh well)

Looks quite awesome. Many thanks.

My excuse for not having dear Edwurdo's gift sooner is because my scanner doesn't work. Also, I never tried to draw anything. BUT IGNORE THAT.

Here's the BEST PRESENT EVAR.

See how I drew Edwurdo in INTENSE DETAIL? He has high cheekbones.

That's the best ode ever, Anon.

I love how nostalgic it makes me feel as that brilliantly drawn silhoette looks like it has a beak

Reminds me of my early web-tard days and I had a Falco Lombardi rip-off for a character

~ GOOD TIMES. BLISSFUL AND IGNORANT.