So the deal on this story? Okay, I'll tell you. Back in May...Bolts won the Bada Bing Story Contest for the best writer (Must have been high) so he gave me an outline as to what the story would involve.

It was not pretty.

A lot of it up till Bolts drinking was Bolts's ideas (more or less), the rest after that was mine.

I have to say, this type of story...really didn't seem like my style and Bolts had the degree of insulting my Bada Bing characters. Fortunately I limited it to my usual suspects of five. (Which is what also Bolts did too, cause he, like many people forget, I have more people in the Bada Bing)

So yea, I did this to the best of my degree so hopefully Bolts will like it. Also it is full written...so enjoy :D

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Also no, there is no Monty Python...sorry everyone I led on :<

Bolts...What have you done....

...I only read the first two sentences and I've been scarred for life.

I think I actually got dumber for reading that. I'll agree with the cast on this, never let anyone else that retarded write again.

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:<

FINE I WON'T! *cries in a corner*

*smacks*

Bad Drunkman, my corner!

But it's so warm and full of...bodily fulids...that aren't...

On second thought it's all yours

See what I did there? I made everyone be thankful that ULX is still writing this crap and not me. =D

-Aren't I such a nice little fu**ed up man?

Shall we see if you can out smart bullet?

WELL ALLLLLLLLRIGHT!!!!