Well I've been wanting to try my hand at writing since I finished up with ULX's contest so what the heck.

Chapter 1:

Act 1

Act 2

Act 3

Act 4



Side Projects:

The Canadiator




There are still cast spots for main characters open for anyone who wants to join in the insanity.

Cast Members:

Bolts (Author)

Cador (Roommate)

Lunar (Roommate)

ULX (Guy locked in the bathroom)

Craig (Because he's better than a sony)

Aoi (Girl Next Door/Sexaholic)

That running into the wall part probably wouldnt have been as funny if I hadnt actually done it before ...-_-

but it was dark! And it as a strangers house!

Wow...I got someone into writing...pretty awesome...I actually feel I've influenced someone...

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Well that can't be good.

Also, careful Bolts...writing me into humiliating situations can be awfully costly to someone's life *twirls pen in his hand*

Especially yours

You forget that your still under my control for the next story that you write involving my character......

Extortion is awesome


- By the way you might want to go ahead and start kicking Lunar's a** for whats going to happen next.

It is full of grammatical errors, tier 3 rp elements, and a basic plot with not very humorous, humor.

-You can do better.

I could.....but I wont....for I am Bolts....and I......am lazy

I'm am going to hurt you...
Maybe not today...
Maybe not tommorrow...
But soon.

What? Two scripts in a week?

- Don't you feel special?

Act 2

Non-Script related update

Anyone who would like to be a main character need but contact me over some form of messanger, preferably MSN or AIM as I'm not on yahoo as much. Spots are limited so first come first serve.

Its pretty good. I LIKE THE FISH PART THE MOST(damn caps lock) You should add more people in the next one hintity hint hhnt. Maybe a girl character or two or some guy with an s in his name:3

Another non-Story related update

Cast member sheet and roles added

Alright this week's Act is up.

Welcome our new cast members folks.

Act 3

Update to the Cast and Role page as well.

I APPROVE TEN THOUSAND TIMES!!!

...I have a few points to remind you. One, I don't like Alcohol. Two, I don't like Alcohol. Three, Aoi's, Suke's, Lunar's, and your lives are now forfeit. Four, I don't like Alcohol. Fifth, I'll pour alcohol down the drain if I get the chance. Which I will now do anytime I see you, Suke, Lunar, or Aoi drinking alcohol. Sixth, I'm going to be making a comic for my revenge. Did I mention that I don't like alcohol?

....Fine then you were drinking non-alcoholic beer

*looks at Cador's post about revenge*

This goes to show you Bolts...the more people you hurt, the more those people hurt you back.

This is why I deal with fictional characters that can't fight back :D

Oh believe me.....I already have plans for Cador after he makes his little "comic"

- *snickers evily*

Also....who let you out of the bathroom again?

tinkering with my stereo system? I guess I already messed around with my ride armor.

Also lunar better sleep with one eye open.

Read the role list and you might get it Craig

Also ride armour? Please we're trying to keep this realistic.

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I mean aside from the crazy girl crashing through the ceiling, the two robot characters, the fact that ULX has survived for over a week in the bathroom, and that people actually read this junk.

Adding to the madness today!!! Nothing like a little self-mutilation!!!

Act 4

OOOOH MAMMA

...If you wanted breasts, you just should have gone to the forbidden section of TFS and get Ninja Brad's Marioish Gender changing Mushrooms.

I'd say this is the most disturbing thing I've seen of you

But I still have your story to write

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And quite frankly it's a 9.9 on the WTF scale.

This...I give it 7.5

That's because the scipt I gave you was devised entirely to destroy whatever pride and reputation your characters had.

-This one was made by the thought of, "What if I had boobs?"

Pains me to do it but....*sigh* with Suke now banned I'm afraid it wouldn't make much sense to keep using him as a cast member. I assume that with her man gone Aoi will be leaving us all as well so gentleman there goes the only eye candy for you sick fu**s out there.

Well adios Suke and Aoi, it was fun while it lasted.

Slots were available before these two were ousted but lets just say we now have an INCREASED demand....

Nah Ill stay. Too bad about Sukey though...

Alright Aoi's staying

-SHOW HER HOW MUCH WE MISSED HER IN THAT SHORT OF A TIME DIRTBAGS!!!!

what

No Act yet but I have been working on a side project for your viewing pleasure.

=D

The Canadiator


This is only the first of many movie spoofs.

...Pretty sure Canada Day was the 1st of July

But hey, what do I know right?

Also very nice.

And what is it with you and naked men? :D

Your story didn't answer that?

-Also, I'm a generic unknowing american, I have no clue when Canada day is....BUT I CAN FIX THAT!!!

Ok I'm starting to think that I'm becoming the CX of this thing.

You are one of the robotic characters.....don't worry though we have a much better role planned for you in the star wars spoof.

That I am writing

Be afraid.....