Uh.. this seems rather dead, but why not give it a try?
Name: Grandy
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Here.Personality: Grandy is a coward, a pessimist, and a sarcastical individual, in that order. Upon facing danger, he first runs, then starts to "Ohshitohshitohshit the plan won't work!" and the sarcasm is when there's no escape anymore and the plan failed. He's also sorta cleptomaniac. "Sorta" cleptomaniac because it's not a dicease, he just likes stealing stuff, after all he is a professional thief. He does have some moral in him, though, and as such he promisses himself he'll feel really bad after running away and leaving friends behind to die, and he does, which of course makes it okay.