Advent Unlimited

The Ultimate Lifeform
Entailed here is the great tragedy of the ultimate lifeform, Number 49. See as his story unfolds, and the bleak destiny before him slowly unwinds. Behold, my masterpiece, my epic in storytelling. The grim future of The Ultimate Lifeform.
Updates: Whenever.

Rainbow Skies Forever
The prequel to The Ultimate Lifeform, and a much sunnier world. Yet behind the rainbows and sunshine lies dark secrets. And sinister machinations that will play out over a thousand years. Let us hope that there are rainbow skies the whole way.
Updates: Whenever.

Sonic the Hedgehog
It's Sonic the Hedgehog done RIGHT! Let's see if we can do better than SEGA.
Updates: Whenever.

BLANK.EXE
Uh oh... Again...
Updates: Whenever.


Despite my seemingly half-assed updating schedule, I update with SOMETHING quite frequently. New content is always fun, ne? Well, please do read my comics, and let me know what you think! <3

Who names their kid advent?

Kirsty Xaherst. She has three daughters, Genesis, Advent, and Rapture.

Who names their kid genesis and rapture?

Their mother, obviously. :>

She needs to work on the names.

Considering that they're 30, 22, and 8, and she's dead, I'd say it's a little bit late for that, unfortunately. ^^

Did they get beat up in school for having silly names?

Genesis was a girl that could take care of herself. And by take care of herself, I mean beat the crap out of anyone who wanted to make fun of her. She owned the playground when she was little.

Advent, not so much. But her friend Alex looked out for her, so it ended up okay.

Rapture is just too cute to make fun of.

Too much reading.

Paraphrase it for me.

No. :D

If you're too high and mighty to read my comics, I'm not going to pander to you.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess-"I have an overly developed story and refuse to explain anything to anyone, because I only pander to a fanbase that sucks my cock profusely".

I'll just go read about Xyne, son of Xander and Xillian, grandson of Xardon(they're dead btw), slayer of Alpharius(he's also son of the God Emperor lolol), as he battles to save Earth from a fate of boredom.

I don't have a fanbase. ^^

EDIT: Or a cock, for that matter.

EDIT EDIT: In fact, all of my stories are only a few pages in right now, so making me explain the content of them so far would just make you seem illiterate.

Sorry you don't have the patience to sit through like, only sixteen pages, but your attention span isn't my concern.

You dont have a cock?

Now I think we've found the PROBLEM with your METHODS.

In order to rectify I believe you should take the stick out of your ass and paraphrase.

P.S. Its actually 43 comics. How you got less then half of that, I dont know. But exaggerating isn't good.

*points to self* Girl.

And I'm not the one with the stick up my ass. If you're asking me to sum up what's happening in my comics, you obviously didn't even attempt, you didn't even ATTEMPT to make a halfway decent attempt at actually reading them. You're apparently so awesome that you could never even consider trying to, I dunno, give at least a half-assed shot at reading. I expect you saw the first page and instead went,

"Whoop! Text! I'd better just not look at this AT ALL."

Why in god's name should I pander to the DEMANDS of someone who's not even INTERESTED in reading my comics, since they OBVIOUSLY didn't even TRY? Someone who, as soon as they were called out on their dickery, is got pissed off and started slinging insults? And I'M the one with the stick up my bum?

Right.

EDIT: 43 comics total. The longest out of any of those series is 19 pages.

Okay okay MISS high and mighty Middle Grounds reject. Dont get your panties in a bunch.

Firstly, stop trying to push the fact that you're a girl on me, as I've been referring to you as one for the past three posts. Gender doesn't matter on the internet deary, I don't know if you just don't know what female identifiers are, or if you think I'm going to suddenly treat you special because you were born without a Y-chromosome. Unless you're willing to show me your tits I don't care if you have boobs or not.

Sorry to shatter your hopes of coming down to ol' TFS and getting the community interested in your amazing comics(read:crap.) But just so you know, you're not the only one who can post a nice little paragraph or two about how you're wrong and then accuse the other person of being bitchy. So get your little fursecution gland in order and start thinking like a rational human being again.

This has all been a very obvious ploy on your overly complicated Gary-Stu character and self-indulgent responses to the good sir Myke, that in reality answer nothing but just introduce more names/characters/backstories no one gives a shit about. Dont get confused dear. I was making fun of you for that...

I never even entertained the idea of reading your comics.

You didn't really respond to anything I said. All you did there was be jerky. And I did answer Mike's questions. He asked who names their kids those names, well, their MOTHER, obviously. He asked if they got picked on, and I answered. I don't see the problem there.

And if you don't want to read my comics, then don't. It's pretty easy. And why are you posting here if you don't want to read them? Is there a point to all this? I don't get it, to be honest. What are you going for here?

Both of you stop harking off before I start giving time-outs.

-Play nice, children

Fair 'nuff. :>

But in all honesty, I like what I've read so far. Bravo.

Thank you very much.


For the compliment, not the special Olympics thing. XD

Hey, it's you

<3

Hey! We work together! <3

My reactions to each comic...

The Ultimate Lifeform: I see much pain for the sake of science in that one's future. Can't wait to see where it goes!

Rainbow Skies Forever: NUTS! I loved the scene with the taco battle, and how that guy had claws come out of nowhere. (So is 'monies' the currency of that world? =D )

Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic and Amy...actually might end up together? MADNESS! Also, I like the facial espressions in the later comics.

BLANK.EXE: For some reason, the lack of background doesn't bother me a bit, cuz the jokes are awesome =D

Overall, I'm loving these comics. Keep it up!

...
You do know that if you step ONE FOOT into a comic hosting site, you'll be tripping over all that crap?
Oh, yeah.
Good comics, Advent.

I'm assuming Bastion and Advent have something to do with the information #49 seems to be missing?

Its true.

Correct. Bastion and Advent were two people involved in what was later referred to as the Rainbow Skies Forever Incident, or, the event from twenty years ago that Number 49 is referring to.

Ah, yes. Thank you for clarifying.

Rainbow Skies Forever

End Chapter 1. Yes, I've finished the first chapter. Resultantly, you should probably be able to guess that each chapter is 20 pages long. Each book is ten chapters long. And each saga... well, each saga will vary in the number of books. Meh.

Anyways, who is this mystery girl? She obviously knows Advent and Bastion, and somehow knows that Bastion has escaped the hospital! But how? Why? Stay tuned!

...Oh shit, creepy witch girl o_o

*SUSPENSE*

Yeah, I'm gonna stick around to find out what happens next.

Luckily for him, we do.

New page! Sorry I haven't updated lately, I've been super busy with the end of school and all. Please bear with me until I get everything sorted out. ^^;;

I'd be shocked if they didn't. Such a place is usually the result of caffiene.

Or beer, or drugs, or Insomnia.

Saint Jude 003

That is Natashi, Jude's little sister. He's graduated from college, whereas she is in high school.

This particular issue was an experiment with drawing cars. I sat around in my driveway sketching my truck to get an accurate representation for Jude's truck. I think I made a pretty passable recreation.

If anyone gets the joke in Natashi's name, ten points to you.



... I am a tree.

Just a question, 49.

In Blank.EXE, how can they be standing on white space when there's no floor?

I'd be more than happy to send you the white floor sprite that I stole borrowed from Kenju not so long ago...

They exist in a completely blank world. There is floor, but it's not visible. I'd like to see the sprites anyway, though.