You find yourself standing at the end of the Rock Band setlist. There is little here but "Green Grass and High Tides" by The Outlaws

To the guitar, there are two long and difficult solos, the latter earning the name "Son of Freebird"
To the drums, there is a disappointingly easy rhythm.
To the bass, there is an annoying gallop.
To the vocals, there is enough tambourine banging to wear your palm to the bone.

>To the vocals[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You are at the vocals. With only roughly 1/3 of the ten minute song being singing, you get bored, and smack the microphone roughly a million or more times for the tambourine.

Your friends said fuck you and left, you are now at a Vocal Solo Career.

To the up there is Cherub Rock

To down, there is Run To the Hills.

To the back, there is Iota stops this before he ruins it.

BACK! BAAAACK!

You backed out into the Xbox Dashboard. That's not even possible by pressing the Back button...

To the left is the Marketplace.
To the right is the Games tab.
To the now is a fucked up live connection.

>To the fucked up live connection[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You are at a fucked up LIVE connection. It won't let Iota and Streea play Guitar Hero III properly.

To the south, there is an angry communist.
To the north, there is an angry canadian.

>To the North[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You are at Streea Barra. He's too close to the french to be considered salvageable.

To the east, there are more french people.
To the south is the US.
To the outside is snow.

>Fuck the outside, stay in[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You're inside. You didn't really go anywhere.

Same choices, fag.

>Go down to Iota's house[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

The Streea went down to Cali, he was looking for some cash to steal.

At your feet is a fiddle made of gold.
In the other room is my Dad. NAZI TIME

>Team up with Iota to defeat Nazi Dad[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

NAZI DAD appeared.

-Attack
-Magic
-Item
-Flee

>Magic
>Reveal Stats[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

Hit Points: 23,000
Nazi Points: ∞

Abilities: "GO TO SLEEP EARLY"
"NO MORE GAMES OR COMPUTER"
"I'M RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT"
"WAKE UP EARLY AND MAKE ME COFFEE."

>Magic
>Sacrifice Iota[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

NAZI DAD casts "GO TO SLEEP EARLY"

Iota takes the attack!

comradeiota has signed off (1:32 AM)


NAZI DAD is appeased, and goes back to sleep! You gain +50 Dark Side points, 2 copper, and Zesty Clam Meat.

You're in Iota's living room. This is disconcerting.

Behind you is the door to the backyard.
To the left is the kitchen.
In front of you is the doorway to the Family Room, and the Front Door.
To the right is my room. It is locked by NAZI DAD's spell, even though the door has no lock.

>Find alternate way into Iota's bedroom to rescue him[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You break in through his window. You'd better pay for that shit.

In front of you is Iota, who actually started playing DS rather than going to sleep.
Behind him is his computer. It's smash-proof, as to prevent a repeat of the last topic like this.

>Rescue Iota
>Search for Aperture Science Curvy-Door-Opener-and-Blunt-Object[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You don't find one. Instead, you use Aperture Science Padded-Wooden-Quadriped-Rest-Device, and smash the door open with it.

Stop breaking my shit!

You're in Iota's living room again. It's starting to creep me out.

In front of you is the front door.
Behind you is the door to the Backyard.
To the left is the kitchen.

>Play Rock Band with Iota[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You are at a Guitar Duel with Iota. You idiot.

All signs lead to certain doom.

>Smash guitar over Iota's head
>Flee[dohtml]<blink>_</blink>[/dohtml]

You a- *SMASH*

*THUD*