There is little here but green grass.
To the north there are mountains
To the south there are also mountains
To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a void.

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I want to go up.

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You go up, there is sky all around you, and the air is growing thiner by the second. As you pass out forever you wonder what awaited you at the mountains NORTH OF YOU.

You are dead

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There is little here but green grass.
To the north there are mountains
To the south there are also mountains
To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a void.

*

Go West.

You are in a void, there isn't much to say about it.
To the north there is a town
To the south there is an ocean
To the east there is a field of green
To the west there is the 1980's.

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Go West

You are in the 1980's. Your relatively mild hair is a source of ridicule among the populace.

You see Vanilla Ice, he is carrying a pipebomb
The only way back is to the void

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Curse at Vanilla Ice, Mistake him for an anime character of the same name and kick him in the groin.

Then head back to the Void.

Vanilla Ice is filled with justified rage. He throws the pipe bomb at you, but you have already returned to the void.

The 1980's is destroyed! You gain 45 experence points, and vanilla ice's forehead.

You are in a void, there isn't much to say about it.
To the north there is a town
To the south there is an ocean
To the east there is a field of green
To the west there is the 1990's.

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Go South

You are at an ocean, there is a lot of water here.

To the north there is a void
To the south there is more ocean
To the east there is a light
To the west there is knife

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I want to go West.

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You are at a knife, or rather a knife is at you, since you just ran into it. Great job with that.

You are dead.

There is little here but green grass.
To the north there are mountains
To the south there are also mountains
To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a void.

*

Go East

You are in a long corridor, conspicuously placed in the middle of a field of green.

To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a field of green.

*

Go East

You are in a long corridor, conspicuously placed in the middle of a long corridor.

To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a long corridor.

*

Go East

Dammit long corridor is LONG! You are still in a long corridor

To the east there is a light at the end of the tunnel
To the north there is a corridor wall
To the west there is a long corridor.

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Look North

You look at the wall. It is elegantly designed with many ancient runes. One of them looks like a button.

To the east there is a light at the end of the tunnel
To the north there is a corridor wall
To the west there is a long corridor.

*

I GO WEST!

OH GOD I GO WEST!

*

You are in a long corridor, conspicuously placed in the middle of a long corridor. Fag.

To the east there is a long corridor
To the west there is a long corridor.

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Go East Twice.

You are at a light at the end of the tunnel. You didn't catch the exact point where the corridor became a tunnel, but there you go. Also, fuck that button.

Suddenly the path behind you closes! FOREVER!

To east there is a field of green
To the west there's a wall with words "fuck you" on them
To the north there is Mewchu11
To the south there is certain death

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Go North

You are at Mewchu11, the land is blighted by his lack of creativity.

He looks at you pensively

To the south there is a light at the end of the tunnel

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Comment on his height.

Then go South

You just insulted the narrator. You have gained five you have balls points.

You are at a light at the end of the tunnel.

To east there is a field of green
To the west there's a wall with words "fuck you" on them
To the north there is Mewchu11, rapidly heading south
To the south there is certain death.

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Consider going South, but then decide to go East instead

There is little here but green grass. And a vertically challenged person rapidly gaining on your position.

To the north there certain death
To the south there is certain death
To the east there is certain death
To the west there is certain death.

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Punt Mewchu through a field goal, and then do a victory dance

You manage to make a successful punt, but the Mewchu11 flies wide of the goal post. Your dancing confounds many.

There are no directions.

*

Head to the Asterisk.

You are at *.

To the in there is a broken fourth wall
To the out there is a man typing at a keyboard.

#

Head out.

You are beside me, oh fuck.

To the south there is my bathroom
To the north there is a widow
To the east there is a living room.

#

Go north and help the Widow get over her lost husband.

You are at a widow, she is besides herself with grief.
She thanks you for your sympathy and gives you one orb of ultimate winning.

To the south there is only me
To the east there is a widow.

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Alert your parents that you're sheltering a widow.