Here are the collected scripts I have written for possible comics. As before...feel free to turn these into comics if you are so inspired.

(P.S.: OMA? Whe were you gonna do the first one?)

EDIT: Oh...and my sprites can be found here:



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SCENE: Black and white realm that OMA created in that comic.

ANTHONY: *offscreen* OMA!!!
OMA: GYAH!! What!?

ANTHONY: *stomping in* We have to turn this back to colored, STAT!
OMA: Why? The old manga style is cool!

ANTHONY: *sigh* OMA...are you familiar with a certain Powerpuff Girls episode?
OMA: Don't tell me you watch that girly...
ANTHONY: I don't, but channel flipping can cause you to see certain things...

ANTHONY: ...like a certain episode where a character called Rainbow the Clown gets hit with bleach and turns into a certain type of black and white colored thespian.

OMA: You don't mean...?
ANTHONY: Afraid so...

*both OMA and Anthony run towards one area*

*both are just staring at Prismaya now...and she's in full mime garb doing that "box" thing*
OMA: This is SO wrong...
ANTHONY: Bring the color back...and HURRY!!!

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Scene: Pic of my avatar)
CAPTION: Anthony Bault, Gamemaster of Arcadia

(Scene: Me laying the smack down on some SWATbots.)
CAPTION: Hero of Arcadia. Champion of all that is good.

(Scene: Me running out a room with "Cream-A-Torium" over the door and carrying a crying and bruised Cream the Rabbit.)
CAPTION: Protector of the innocent, willing to risk himself to protect others.

(Scene: Several of the admins and mods standing around.)
CREEPY: How the heck did he become a mod for THIS forum?!?
LARGO-SAMA: He is SO out of place here.
O.M.A.: Hey! He volunteered!

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(Scene: Me talking with Prismaya.)
PRISMAYA: Me as a mime...that was SO wrong.
ANTHONY: Yeah, sorry about that...but it WAS kinda like that PPG episode.

ANTHONY: But you know...with all the riffs flying around in your direction, I'm surprsied one joke wasn't used.
PRISMAYA: Which one?

(Shadow comes walking in...visibly stoned.)
SHADOW: Heeeeeeey, Pris...

SHADOW: Whoa, trippy...you look...NORMAL colored!

(Shadow falls to the ground...Anthony and Prismaya sweatdrop.)

ANTHONY: You had to ask?
PRISMAYA: *still sweatdropping* I thought he was no longer a stoner?

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ANTHONY: You know, Laura...I'm glad Largo didn't use an idea Lorian gave him for your name.
LAURA: Why's that?

ANTHONY: Trust me...you don't want to know.
LAURA: Come on...it can't be that bad!

*Anthony snaps his fingers, activating his AuthorPower™, and Laura is in a puff of smoke*

*next panel...smoke is gone and Laura is now dressed as May from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire*
LAURA: Oh, GOD, no.
ANTHONY: Well...I warned you...
MANKEY68: *staring from the side and sweatdropping* That is SO wrong...

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ANTHONY: Alright...we need to talk, Mini-Me.
PKMN-GMA: Don't call me that.

ANTHONY: Sorry...but you were supposed to infiltrate the Devil Dolls and stop their evil...not HELP them!

PKMN-GMA: Hey! I had to prevent them from knowing why I'm there! Besides...all they've been doing so far is mischief. Nothing evil.
ANTHONY: Well, that's good.

PKMN-GMA: Though I DID have to slay that one DD that asked about Ness...
ANTHONY: Well, the glasses DO make you look like the Andonuts kid...

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*GBA Pokemon battle screen*
Wild MANKEY68 appears!
MANKEY68: Oh...it's just GMA. This will be cake.

ANTHONY: *throws a Pokeball* Go, MEWTWO!

*Mewtwo appears...Mankey68 is sweatdropping and wideeyed*
MANKEY68: Oh...CRAP!!!

*under all three panels is a black area with white lettering that spells out "PWN3D!" in large letters...next to the letters is a Pokeball with a thought balloon saying "*sigh* I'll get GMA for this..."*

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T.ROSE: I am REALLY beginning to doubt my species, GMA.
ANTHONY: Got sick of all those Amy's, huh?

T.ROSE: Yeah! What's next?!? Chibi-Amy? Chao-Amy? WHAT?!?

*another Amy runs in...dressed in Anthony's armor*

T.ROSE: What...the...?
GM-AMY: Anthony...weren't you going to suggest I come on next?
ANTHONY: Er...not now, Ames...

T.ROSE: *walks off* I'm going to go impale myself on my scythe now...
ANTHONY: Rose! Wait!
GM-AMY: I left Arcadia at a bad time, didn't I?

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And now...one new one!

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(Scene: Anthony is currently holding and hugging a crying Cream.)

CREAM: *sniff* Why do they hate me? *sob*
ANTHONY: Come on...don't cry. They don't really hate you. It's just satire.

ANTHONY: Besides...I think they might change their attitude for you after what happened recently.
CREAM: Wha...what happened? *sniff*

ANTHONY: Let's just say the two "Cream-A-Torium" strings were seen by the wrong people...

(Scene: Several of the TFSers are being chased by several people. The chasers are carrying the insignias of SEGA, the ASPCA, and WAV (Women Against Violence). The chasers are also throwing various objects at the TFSers.)
WAV PERSON: You advocate violence...against CHILDERN no less!!!
ASPCA PERSON: Don't you CARE that Cream is an endangered species?!?
CREEPY: Who let these idiots in here?!?
OMA: *to teh chasers* Don't you guys know SATIRE when you see it?!?

That last one makes me happy I simply stood by the sidelines and didn't get involved in the torture of the bunny... Now, when those groups start to search for people to sue, they ain't got nothing one me.... unless they go for those who participated in The Cream Wars... hopefully, things won't come to that.

Well, nwhat can one say? Nice scripts, as one could expect from someone who has churned out such a huge work like you, Mr Anthony, but they simply don't fell as right as they should if they were actual comics... I really hope someone will catch on this, and make it into good comics. Most of them deserve it.

I never said I was going to, I said I MIGHT do it...

...actually, I said "Someone draw it before I do", but that's besides the point.

Someone's not following the Thread Title ruuuuuuuule....

*bows in respect* I apologize, O.M.A.-sama. I misunderstood.

At any rate...to keep this on topic, here's another script. I have GOT to keep my Amy away from the others...

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with GM-Amy.)
GM-AMY: I should probably warn you...I've been talking with the other Amys about you.
ANTHONY: Uh oh...what did you tell them?

GM-AMY: Well...
???: Excuse me, GMA?

ANTHONY: *turns around...and see EVERY other Amy looking at him* Oh...uh...can I help you ladies?

FOX-AMY: Amy told us about your adventures in Arcadia.
AMARA: How you rescued her from being roboticized...
LAURA: ...and found her mother alive and well...
T.ROSE: ...and, disturbingly, were willing to adopt her if you didn't find any of her family.

ANTHONY: Okay...so...why...?

YAM: *steps forward and gives Anthony a kiss on the cheek*
ANTHONY: *goes VERY wide-eyed*
GM-AMY: *giggle*
T.ROSE: *looks away* I think I may retch...

ANTHONY: Wha?
YAM: Thank you...for being there for her.

ANTHONY: Ah, geez...it was nothing, ladies. I was more than happy to... *looks back* Uh...hold on.

(Anthony is now looking towards several of the other TFS-ers...all of whom are jaw dropping. ESPECIALLY Psy.)

ANTHONY: See guys? THAT is one advantage to being a good guy.
PSY: *still visibly stunned* Boo...bies...
LARGO-SAMA: *looking at Psy* I think his mind's snapped.

The script with the Cream one is funny. It's like something my Right to Censor would do. And some of these are good...

Sorry for the double post...but I just thought of a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY evil script, and I didn't want it to get lost in the second page without being read. Check it out!

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(Scene: Nearly everyone in TFS is in what looks like a theater or meeting room...and Anthony, Naruto, and Background Bailey are up on a podium.)
ANTHONY: Alright...may I have your attention please. As you know...Naruto, Bailey, and I think the Cream torturing has gone too far.

LARGO-SAMA: Death to the bunny!
ANTHONY: THAT'S what we were afraid of. Which is why you have been brought here.

(Anthony snaps his fingers...everyone is covered by an explodey-graphic with the word "BOINK!!!" on it.)

(Explodeything clears...and everyone except Anthony, Naruto, and Bailey are now Cream recolors.)
MANKEY-CREAM: Wha...what the...?
LARGO-CREAM: NOOOO!!
O.M.A.-CREAM: Change us back or LOSE YOUR MOD-SHIP, BAULT!!!

ANTHONY: No can do. You will all remain like that until you agree to stop the needless torture on Cream.
JEN: THIS SUCKS!!!

(Another "BOINK!!!" is heard offscreen.)
NARUTO: What the...?
BAILEY: Someone must have just entered.

(A figure walks in...looking like a multi-colored Sally! Everyone is now wide-eyed.)
PRISMAYA-SALLY: Uh...what the heck is going on?
ANTHONY: Okay...maybe this plan has a few glitches...

If you remember correctly, though, I no longer torture Cream. Besides, I'd probably be more like "Why am I in a dress? This doesn't even match my colors."

...

STOP STARING AT ME! >.<

XD Prismaya Sally! *amused by the idea*
Nice Dress Largo! :D

These are all great Anthony. If I could find proper backgrounds and had a general idea of what everyone would look like as a cream recolor I might try to make that one....

well then......if I walked in there I would probly turn into a sally too cause I hate her. really the only sonic charcter i truly hate. SONIC AND AMY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! uh.......why are staring at me? *shuts up* anyway. love your skits!

Glad you like it, guys! Actually...that multiple Amy thing reminded me of something else...

T.ROSE: I need to get away for a while. If I see any more duplicates of anything, I may have to impale myself on something.

(Testament Rose walks away...and Anthony just watches.)

(Scene pans to the right...and now we see SIX Anthonys. GMA, Anth in what looks like his sized Megaman's armor, Anth in just a white shirt and blue jeans, Anth in a military uniform, Anth in a business suit, and Anth with a few cybernetic parts.)
THE OTHER FIVE ANTHS: You wanna tell her?
GMA: Hush...and you guys aren't supposed to appear yet...

*BUMP*

Sorry for the double post...but after seeing a few of the comics, I came up with a few new scripts...

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(Scene: Anthony and Largo-Sama talking.)
ANTHONY: I think I liked your hedgehog form better...but I suspect you'll attract a few glomping ladies with this one, Largo.
LARGO: Thanks!

ANTHONY: By the way...my furry form is NOT a Cream-esque rabbit like you did.
LARGO: It's NOT?!? Huh...considering how much you like cuddling her, I'm shocked.

LARGO: So...what is it?

ANTHONY: *snaps fingers, activating AuthorPower™ and covering self in smoke* It's...

ANTHONY: *smoke is gone and now Anthony looks like this* ...THIS!
LARGO: Whoa!

LARGO: Your furry form is Geoffrey St. Jerk?!?
ANTHONY: >_< It's NOT Geoffrey!

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(Scene: Jen and Ivo are talking with O.M.A.)
JEN: Come on...spill it. Why HAVE you been more friendly with Cream lately?!?
IVO: Was it all the requests to stop the torture?

O.M.A.: No...it was...something else...

(FLASHBACK: Scene from O.M.A.'s 8th comic...where he is alone in the dark.)
O.M.A.: *sigh*

AS-CREAM: *walks in* O-o-o.M.A.?
O.M.A.: Go away. I'm not even in the mood to torture you.

AS-CREAM: S-still f-f-feeling ignored because of th-the F-f-fallout Shelter Comics?
O.M.A.: *sigh* Yeah...it's like they don't care...

AS-CREAM: *moves closer* I st-st-still care.
O.M.A.: Wha?!? Why would you care?

AS-CREAM: At l-l-least you want to use me in a c-c-comic. M-m-many fans still don't th-think of m-m-me as a true Sonic chara. So...

AS-CREAM: *is now HUGGING O.M.A., despite the risks* ...th-th-thank you.
O.M.A. *OOC for him, but hugging Cream* Aww...thanks kid.

(SCENE: Flashback ends.)
IVO: Dude...
JEN: That is SO wrong!
O.M.A.: I know...but I owed the kid for cheering me up at least.

IVO: Yeah...but if you become any more a sweetheart, you may beat GMA!
O.M.A.: If THAT happens...you have permission to shoot me for getting that bad.
ANTHONY: *off screen* I HEARD THAT!!!

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(SCENE: Final scene of AS163, with Cream against the shattered glass.)
ANTHONY: *seen in the bottom corner* DAMMIT, O.M.A.! I'm the only one that can shatter the fourth wall around here!!!

Hahaha... The O.M.A. Hugging Cream... That will be the day...

The GMA Fantasy Scripts is more like it

ahh well se la vi

And, a few more scripts from me...

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(Scene: Anthony talking with Largo)

ANTHONY: Largo...I think I see another possible problem with this "change into a cute foxboy" idea of yours.
LARGO: You mean besides the fact I forgot how to change back?

ANTHONY: Well, there is THAT...but I was refering to something else related to Laura.
LARGO: Oh? What?

ANTHONY: Well...do you remember a while back when someone had changed Amy into ANOTHER species?
LARGO: Wait...you don't mean...?!?

(Fox-Amy can now be seen glomping Largo.)
F.AMY: Hello, future husband!
LARGO: O.O;;;
ANTHONY: Yep...I was afraid of this.

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(Scene: Anthony is walking in towards where Largo can be seen hiding behind a tree.)
LARGO: Anth...hide me. That crazy vixen version of Amy is after me.

ANTHONY: Relax...I managed to find a way to get her off your back.

LARGO: Did you tell her about Laura?
ANTHONY: No...I just gave her a better target...

(Scene: Fox-Amy is chasing Urutapu.)
F.AMY: I will make you marry me!
URUTAPU: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, BAULT!!!

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(Scene: O.M.A. is addressing the readers.)
OMA: Okay, folks! Since GMA is too much of a goody-two-greaves to be a TRUE member of this forum, I have taken the liberty of changing him.

ANTHONY: *off screen* Do I HAVE to wear this?!?
OMA: Shut up, you...or do you want the C-A-T to become the GMA-A-T?
ANTHONY: *off screen* I'll be good.

OMA: Anyways...behold my latest creation! I give you...

(Anthony steps out, dressed like O.M.A. except with a sword strapped to his back.)
OMA: THE G.M.A.!!

(Both say nothing, except for the obligatory "...".)

OMA: Nah...you still look like a geek.
ANTHONY: Well, I DID warn you!

You know, I can actually comic those first two if you want.

Go ahead, if you want to, Largo!

Oh...and feel free to put your own spin on the scripts as well.

Yes...I'm double posting again. Sorry!

Anyways...a few new scripts from me!

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*Scene: Anthony is talking with Bailey*

ANTHONY: Bailey...I think that "master of morphing" thing may have ticked off more than just Metal Sonic and Chaos 0.
BAILEY: How so?

ANTHONY: Well...do you remember my posse?
BAILEY: Let's see...

BAILEY: If I remember, you have a crapload of video game charas, anime charas, comic book charas...not to mention the MST3K peeps, the Power...

BAILEY: *wide eyed* Oh no...
ANTHONY: Afraid so...look behind you.

*scene now shifts to a wide screen...we now see all 12 Red Rangers from all seasons of Power Rangers looking at them*
CLASSIC RED RANGER: We need to talk, Bailey!

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*Scene: Nothing but white text on black*
IT WAS RECENTLY LEARNED THAT THE COMBINATION OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND DR. PEPPER HAD EXPLOSIVE RESULTS.

HOWEVER...AFTER MUCH RESEARCH, GAMEMASTER ANTHONY BAULT HAS DECIDED THAT THE COMBINATION OF TWO OF HIS FAVORITE DRINKS, DR. PEPPER AND COFFEE, WOULD BE FEASABLE.

THIS TURNED OUT TO BE DISASTEROUS, HOWEVER, WHEN IT WAS RECENTLY LEARNED THAT DR. PEPPER WAS MADE FROM PRUNES. THE RESULT?

*Scene: Several of the TFSers can be seen standing outside a door with the sign "Restroom" on it...Urutapu appears to be in pain*
MANKEY68: GMA!! The rest of us have to use the restroom too, ya know!

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*Scene: Several TFSers can be seen with their rabbit/Cream recolors...Prismaya is even giving her's a pat on the head*
ANTHONY: It was nice that we could keep our Cream recolors as pets.
NARUTO: I know! Now I have something to hug at all times!
NARUTO-CREAM: Help me!

ANTHONY: *looks over to the other side* Hey guys! You having fun with your Cream recolors?

*Scene: Chaos. Several of the TFSers, specifically the CAT peeps, are torturing their Cream recolors in various ways*
O.M.A.: *his Cream recolor tied to a rocket* You say something, GMA?

*Scene: Back with Anth*
ANTHONY: Never mind...
GMA-CREAM: *wide eyed* Hide me!

Easiest... comic... EVAAAR!!!

Dibs. I'll make it.

:lmao: Hey, wait. Dr. Pepper is made with prunes!?! (Feels a bit sick) Excuse me! (Runs into the washroom) DARN YOU! (Furt!)

LOL!

Go ahead, Ian! And while we're waiting for that comic...

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with Urutapu.)
ANTHONY: You know Urutapu...I think I know how to get you back ahead of the cuteness game.
URUTAPU: How?

ANTHONY: You must master...THE FACE!

URUTAPU: "The face"?!?
ANTHONY: A combination of "the sad puppy dog eyes" and "the lip". The ultimate in cute faces.
URUTAPU: You mean...

*scene shift...and all we see is Urutapu looking up and giving the readers "THE FACE"*
URUTAPU: ...this?

*Scene reverts back to normal*
ANTHONY: Must...resist...hugging...
URUTAPU: See? I don't need help!

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(Scene: What appears to be a screen shot of a part of the message board showing Anth's avatar...except the text underneath says "Gamemaster of Arcadia and hugger of cute things")

ANTHONY: *yelling off to the side* VERY FUNNY, O.M.A.!!!

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(Scene: Appears to be Cream looking at a computer.)

TEXT ON TOP OF SCENE: How Cream became Tequila the Rabbit

CREAM: She made my father be JAZZ JACKRABBIT?!?

TEXT ON BOTTOM OF SCENE: She was found near an empty liquor cabinet afterwards...

I need to sprite 'TEH FACE'. :lol:

GMA, Dr Pepper is not made with purnes. It's just some crazy-ass rumor. They even said so when they showed the first Dr Pepper factory on Food Network's Unwrapped! GODZ, DOEZN'T ANY GOOD DP FAN KNOW THEZE THINGZ?!?

But EVERYONE likes to milk rumors! :lol:

Besides...it made for one or more good jokes, FH.

Is it just me, or did I start the DP-made-outta-prunes comic fad? o_0;;

Possibly, Uru...anyways, on with the scripts!

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(Scene: COD3 is talking with Anthony and Eclipse.)
ANTHONY: You shouldn't be mad at Eclipse, COD3...you DO kinda look like a Pokémon.
COD3: Yeah, right!

ANTHONY: I can prove it.
COD3: You can...buh?

ANTHONY: *throwing a Pokéball* GO...METANG!!!

*Metang pops out in front of COD3*
COD3: Holy...!
ECLIPSE: Dang! They DO look similar!

*Metang now has a ^_^ expression and has hearts floating near him*
COD3: Uh, GMA? This Metang is looking at me funny...

*two cartoon-esque running swooshes can now be seen, indicating that both COD3 and Metang have "run" offscreen*
COD3: *off screen* GET THIS LOVESICK METANG AWAY FROM ME!!
ANTHONY: METANG! GET BACK HERE!
ECLIPSE: *sweatdropping* I thought Metangs were genderless?

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(Scene: We now see COD3 STILL being chased by Metang.)
COD3: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Scene shifts to Anthony running after them and aiming a Pokéball.)
ANTHONY: METANG! RETURN!!

*Ball has a beam shooting out of it...but Anthony is wide-eyed*
ANTHONY: Crap! I missed!

*Anthony is now stopped and looking at his Pokéball*
ANTHONY: Sorry about that, Mankey.
MANKEY68: *from inside the ball* GET ME OUT OF HERE, GMA!!!

Uh..heheheh. Sorry to double post, but...I recently came up with some more...

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(Scene: Anthony talking with Naruto and Bailey. We can only see them from the waist up.)
ANTHONY: Guys...I think I know a way that we make peace with the CATers and let them have their fun.
NARUTO: If you can call that fun...how?

ANTHONY: Let them torture Tequila.
BAILEY and NARUTO: WHAT?!?

BAILEY: How could you SAY that?!?
ANTHONY: Well...I really don't see drunks as cute, no matter how they're sprited! Besides...the torture might sober her up a bit!

BAILEY: That's no reason to have her tortured!
NARUTO: Besides, I still think she's cute! Give me one good reason why you would want her tortured!

(A loud "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP" is heard and all three go wide-eyed)

ANTHONY: *looking down* Well, considering the fact she just yammied on my greaves...
NARUTO: Okay...name two!

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Okay...this next bunch of scripts is in a series, and follows from the script of mine that Ian comiced! (Thanks Ian!)

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with Mankey. Urutapu is present and has the sad puppy dog face going.)
MANKEY: Well...I hope you're happy now, GMA.
ANTHONY: Why? What happened?

MANKEY: You took so long in the bathroom, and now Urutapu had an accident on the floor!

ANTHONY: Oh God...I'd better clean that up before anyone notices!

(Scene cuts to Deathbringerthehypermage walking in)
DEATH: Hey, guys! Is GMA finally...?

DEATH: *slips on something and is sent flying* GYAH!!!

(Scene cuts back to the others, and their looking off to the side)
MANKEY: I think someone noticed.
ANTHONY: Why am I reminded of a "Family Guy" episode?
URUTAPU: No one better call me "Brian"!

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with O.M.A.)
ANTHONY: I still say he shouldn't be punished.
O.M.A.: Hey! He made the mess...he pays the price!

O.M.A.: Besides...it's only for a week.
ANTHONY: Okay...but what did you do?

(Urutapu walks in...and he's wearing a diaper!)

URUTAPU: Not...one...word.
ANTHONY: I'm wearing a codpiece that resembles bikini underwear, kid...so I'm not saying anything since I shouldn't talk.

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(Scene: Anthony and Urutapu are talking. Urutapu is still wearing the diaper.)
URUTAPU: I can't believe I have to wear this thing...
ANTHONY: Look...it's my fault you're in that thing to begin with, so I'm sorry.

ANTHONY: In fact...to make it up to you. Especially since this might help cement your claim to being the cutest on this forum.
URUTAPU: How so?

(Anthony snaps his fingers, activating his AuthorPower™, and Urutapu is covered in a puff of smoke)

(Scene shifts...we see Prismaya and Sonics Sakura cooing over...A BABY URUTAPU complet with bonnet, rattle, and pacifier!)
PRISMAYA: Aw...he's the cutest little thing!
SONICS SAKURA: Ooh...I could just hug you all to pieces!
URUTAPU: *thinking to self* I'm going to get GMA for this.

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(Scene: Anthony, Persona, and Jake are talking.)
JAKE: So, he's a baby now?
ANTHONY: Only until his week in the diaper is up.

PERSONA: He probably hates being a baby, I bet.
ANTHONY: Actually...I think he's enjoying the idea of being a baby.
JAKE: Oh, come on! I wouldn't want that!

(Scene shift: We now see Skippy and Yam cooing over Baby Urutapu, and Urutapu appears to be asleep in Yam's arms.)
SKIPPY: He's so cute.
YAM: Aww...look! I think he's nuzzling against me.

(Scene shift: Back with the others...Jake and Persona are wide-eyed after seeing that with Yam, Skippy, and Urutapu.)
ANTHONY: Are you so sure?
JAKE: Uh...
PSYGUY: *walking in* Hey, GMA?
ANTHONY: The answer is NO, Psy!

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(Scene: Anthony and a non-baby Urutapu are talking.)
URUTAPU: MAN! I'm glad that week is over! It's tough being hugged by so many females as a baby!
ANTHONY: Admit it...you liked that!

URUTAPU: Okay...yeah...I did.
ANTHONY: Thought so...

ANTHONY: Anyway...I made sure we wouldn't have a repeat performance of what just happened, so I made arrangements.
URUTAPU: What kind of arrangements?

ANTHONY: I opened a Plot Hole to my fanfiction reality from this forum. It'll open into a facility which you can use in case you need to go and the bathroom's occupied here.
URUTAPU: Cool! Where is it?

ANTHONY: *points* Over there!
URUTAPU: *running off screen* Good...CAUSE I GOTTA GO!

ANTHONY: Heh...hopefully, we won't have any more troubles. Still...I hope he can find the restroom in that facility in time.

(Scene: Outside Area 51 on Arcadia-Earth. We see two voice balloons coming out of the main building.)
VOICE 1: Dammit, Lietenant! The thing tinkled on my Tony Lamas!
VOICE 2: Must have been a Democrat, Major!

i got dibs on the COD3/Metang ones...

I call dis one... let's see what Teh Author can do...

I can do dis one easily, jus gimme 15 minutes.

Edit: Here it is

VERY FUNNY O.M.A.!!!

Nice work, Pablo!

And guys...if you wanna make a comic from one of the scripts, just do it! No need to call dibs! Heck...it might be interesting to see what would happen if several people did different versions of the same script.

EDIT: And on that note...after hearing what BB just did...NEW SCRIPT!

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with Background Bailey.)
ANTHONY: We'll, you're male again. I guess you're happy at that.
BAILEY: Yeah...but I still become a female if I sneeze.

ANTHONY: I could fix that.
BAILEY: You could?

ANTHONY: Yeah, with my AuthorPower™. You'd still change if you sneeze...butit won't be into a female.
BAILEY: Well...

BAILEY: Okay! Go for it!

ANTHONY: *snaps fingers, activating his AuthorPower™ and enveloping BB in smoke* Done and done.

BAILEY: Well...I don't feel any different. But I feel...a...

BAILEY: *is in a puff of smoke again* WACHOO!!!

BAILEY: *now looks like...CUTMAN...and even has the "Wily Shorts" voice to match* Oh my God...
ANTHONY: Sorry man...best I could do...but you gotta love the classics.

Tanx man. I spent an insane amount of time making it look legite. I couldn't figure out da font, so I had ta copy and paste each letter from difrint peoples's titles. Then I tried ta get da spacing exactly correct, and even tried ta put your AOL/AIM identity in the bottom right button.

So I see...

Anyways...time for me to get back on track with my scripts...

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(Scene: Sonics_Sakura is running into a room where O.M.A. is talking to Prismaya.)
SAKURA: Hey, guys? Have you seen GMA anywhere?
PRISMAYA: No, why?

SAKURA: Well...he said he was creating his own room like others did, and I wanted to see it.
O.M.A.: Heh...that would explain the Ryder truck truck filled to explosion with his game collection.

PRISMAYA: Wait...those room sprites aren't very big...
O.M.A.: Which means...

(Scene shifts to where we see Anthony literally buried in game cartridges and CD-ROMs.)
ANTHONY: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

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(Scene: Anthony is looking at a computer.)
ANTHONY: *snicker* Chainsaw Cream...that's rich.

ANTHONY: Hmm..."no ordinary rabbit", eh?

ANTHONY: *begins typing something* I might as well help them...but I can't believe they missed the obvious riff here.

(Largo-Sama runs in.)
LARGO: GMA, I got your PM...but where the HELL are we going to get a Holy Hand Grenade?

I CALL DIBS ON GMA'S ROOM!

Hey, somebody caught the reference! :D

Well, duh! I even have the entire Monty Python's Flying Circus collection on DVD too!

Sorry...that room is mine, Urutapu. Besides...you already have one.

However...I may let you borrow it for a while. See, my niece is visiting later, and...

*scene shifts...and we see a young girl asleep in a bed and hugging Urutapu like a plushie*

Y'know,this is kinda sad,but I didn't see that movie until last month.

I gotta get out more often...

>_<

I mean the COMIC about your room.

She's actually not too bad...

>.>
<.<

You didn't hear that. REALLY.

I like reading these. I can picture inside my head the actions they do. Heh. -punts his recolored Cream- Thanks for the recolors. Mine makes a good retriver.

Thanks, TT! Anyways...on with the scripts!

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with Eclipse.)
ECLIPSE: Well...I'm just glad that whole mess with the Fusion is over.
ANTHONY: I could've told you that Fusion only lasts 30 minutes. I should know...considering who's in my posse.

ANTHONY: Still...that Fusion form of yours, Eclaire. For some reason, it reminds me of something...
ECLIPSE: Oh yeah? What?

(Anthony can be seen thinking something...and inside the thought balloon is that pic of Caramel, the Tails/Cream love child that was posted in Freaky Pictures 1.)

ANTHONY: Uh...best you don't ask...

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(Scene: Anthony STILL Talking with Eclipse.)
ANTHONY: You know...I think you might still be in trouble now that you're back as a fox.
ECLIPSE: Why's that?

ANTHONY: Well...I'm still having trouble keeping a certain problem that Largo and Urutapu had under control...
ECLIPSE: What KIND of problem?

VOICE OFF SCRREN: Oh, EcLIIII-iiiiipse!
ECLIPSE: Who the heck...?

(Eclipse is now being hugged by Fox-Amy...and Eclipse looks back in surprise.)
FOX-AMY: Hello, future husband!
ECLIPSE: Eep!
ANTHONY: THAT problem...

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(Scene: Anthony is talking with O.M.A., Jen, and Prismaya.)
O.M.A.: You alright, GMA?
ANTHONY: I am now that my armor is cleaned up. I cannot BELIEVE Tequila threw up on me.

(We now see all four, but only from the waist up.)
PRISMAYA: At least that armor is easy to clean.
JEN: Say, uh...you didn't happen to WAX that armor, did you?
ANTHONY: A little. Why do you...?

(A large "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP" can be seen...and all four go wide-eyed.)

(Anthony is now looking down...the other three are sweatdropping.)
ANTHONY: I keep forgetting this place is run by Murphy's Law...
TEQUILA: *talking from the floor, only the talk bubble can be seen* Sorry Mr. Accountant Paladin, sir! *hic*

That line effect took FOREVER to make