You may have forgotten, but there was a contest well over a year ago which Fuzzy held in which I wrote a spoof of the great film Signs.
Anyway Fuzzy asked if I was going to do another and I've decidedI will. It's Harry Potter 1. I will probably finish it within a week, though if I'm tired this week it might be two.
As you know in my Signs spoof I had all the main members as the characters. I guess this time members in it will be:
Abbs (Harry Potter :lol: )
Fuzzy (Ron)
Ferret (Hermione)
Naz (Malfoy :lol: )
Prospector (Probably Neville)
I'm only going to include members who've been here along time and post regulary.

If you haven't read my Signs spoof, you can read it in the file below.

I'm Hermione? wtf????

awh, i want to be herimone. can i be herimone? lol!

Oh great, I dissapear on buisness for a while, get forgotten, and then am not noticed when I start posting again?

You're not very observant, Vivi, I'm horribly hurt.

Well you're right, I'm not very observant because I didn't notice you had been posting again. You haven't been posting alot, just updating your artwork. I'm sorry you're upset but I don't really know where to put you in, as you haven't been as active as used to. Remember, you had a big part in my Signs spoof. I'm not in it either, I just comment.

Ferret- LOL, Well who else would you be?
:lol: Naz, personally I think you suit Malfoy!

no, ferret must be hermione!

Well she can't be anyone else can she?
I've written a bit so far. The teachers are the teachers at Blesseds. Devlin's Dumbledore :lol:

sweet!

I've posted in the RPG section, and the Trigun topic. Very much recently.
And that's no excuse, I havent changed much, you could judge by
all that you already know about me. And I was in the Signs one? *reads* Oh, I was. Still, you'll pay for this, this historniac will have his vengance!

http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=ux...7g9kzz&r=20.asx

*goes off on a revenge rant before storming off*

Pansy? Millicent? Bellatrix? Seamus in drag??????

bwahaha! everyone is mad but me!

i know i would suit malfoy fairly well due to my online personality but i think it would be funnier to have "Ms. Naz"(god bless FFVII for this insight) to be running around the place. I WANNA BE A LADY!(not seriously, of course... :unsure: )

ps, this is my favourite bit so far one reading it for the second time.

you can tell it's fiction as abbs is kinda kinda in it. now way would he give 50 of anything out. i know, i've tried.

there is ferret and fuzzy standing by a dead dog with its feet in the air...

Abbs - what happened?

Fuzzy - i stabbed him.

Abbs - well lets just go inside

Fuzzy - *bites hand*

Abbs - ouch.


:lol: loves it.

LOL That was one of my favourite bits.
I've only done one page of this Harry potter thing :(
I have a feeling it won't be funny...
I haven't had much time to do a lot so I will probabaly finish it in the christmas holdays (when is that anyway???)

not long.

*still ranting and babbling in the background in protest*

oh quiet you.

Me Hermione??? Can't you have one of the guys as Hermy and me as a guy?? Added comedy value of gender swapping!!

if I'm ron then ferret should be the dazzeling fleur delacour. :dirty:

At the very least I'll be Ginny. Vivi herself can be Hermione! Is that a fair comprimise???? Actually no, not if Abbs is Harry....

you could be snape. :P

Do you wanna die? I mean I'l gender swap within reason, like I'll be Malfoy or Ron or someone...

*grins* I could be Hermione. Seriously.

Or Snape, or any of the teachers. Someone!

Yeah, that's a point!! What about poor CutMan??!!

Exactly!

Hermione is actually a favorite character of mine, so I wouldn't
mind the role at all. And Snape *voice turns like his* would be a fun
role for one such as myself.

*looks to Abbs*
lets go bother Cutsnape!

*both ran at cutsnape yelling ''bother bother bother bother bother'' then run away*

that was fun! i like the part where he starts moving.

Everyone do their homework!!!!!

(this sloganiser bit has to be said for fuzzy's sake. "Feel it- Ferret".....LMAO!!!)

anyway, i wanna be herimone! i bought a new dress 'n' book 'n' hair extensions 'n' ti......tie 'n' everythin'. *pleads 'n' begs 'n' cries like a baby*

you best splain what choo mean, ferret!

I was being Hermione...dosen't work, right?

LOL at the Potter puppet bothering Snape thing. May include that.

Naz, you are Malfoy.
Ferret, you are Hermione.
Cutman, you can be Snape.

ferret, trade lives with me, lol!

If you like. I hope you like unemployment.

I'm Xnape! *cheers wildly* Er, I mean.. *ahem* I see, good.

i love it. i'm not employed anyway, lol!

i have a job. its overrated. im working likea bich and i am still broke all the time. :lol:

At least you have college....

yea Naz! :P

It's almost finished, should be done in a week. Some of it is silly and not really funny though. I hope it is.

I think after this one I'll do Beaches. I know none of you probably haven't seen it but I have plans with that one. It's on TV alot but I doubt it will be on before I finish it.
It's a well known movie starring Bette Midler where her friend dies at the end and Wind Beneath my Wings is played. It doesn't sound good but it is :P
Info on the movie here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094715/maindetails