Fuzzy wondered in to the hotel, and it was nice.
Fuzzy hade been many places, and seen many things on his xtencive travels, but this was just great. for years he had wanted to go to japan, and it was all he and his cosin Chibby have dreamed of for such a long time.
he sighed. he really did wish Chibby was with him... he felt bad enough leaving his good pal behind, but the flight was long, and he was lonley already.
''aw man... i really wish i had someone to talk to... its not such a great dream if you have no one to share it...eee!! that woman is wareing a kimono''
he scampered over to the woman, who worked at the splended hotel, and stared googely eyed at her.

several minutes later fuzzy was sat in his room, rubbing his face... that slap really hurt. he sat up on the bed. yes, he opted for a bed rather than a futon, and yawned. it had been a long flight, but it was worth it. his room was beatuifull, with paper walls, sliding doors, huge ass tv... the works. he had been more than impressed at the multi-functional toilet, wich he had spent a long time playing with.
the hotel, on the whole was just as he had expected, and the typicaly traditional japanese theme was the main reason for him choosing this hotel... the food, the decoration.. the kimonos, not to mention the hotspring.
boy, was he looking forward to the hotspring.

he left his room to have a mooch around the hotel, to see if there was anything worth swiping to take home.
the hotel had to blocks with hotel rooms, joined at the bottom by the reception, and resteraunts.
''ah food'' he said out loud, ''thats what i need.'' and headed towards the resteraunt.

Ferret ran down the road, holding her kimono up and glancing over her shoulder, dodging people as fast as she could.

"WHY DID I SAY 'D DO ANYTHING FOR MY ART?" she screamed at no one in particular and crashed into the door of a sushi bar as someone opened the door, coming the opposite direction.

''i swear I'll stop stalking you, just dont hit me again.'' Fuzzy said from the floor, his arms covering his head.
he peered up thru his fingers, smilied and stood up.
'I'm sorry, i thought you were someone else... can i buy you a drink sweet cheeks? hm. you dont look like your from around here... where are you from?'

"FUZZY!" Ferret screamed, instantly recognising the pickup line. She galnced over her shoulder and her nager turned to fear. "Never mind...SAVE ME!" She squealed and threw herself on the haplass fuzz.

''FERRET? whats going on? and why are you in..a .. kimono..'' fuzzy trainled off, and blood trickeled from his nose.

Ferret dragged him inside the restaurant and ducked down behind a fishtank. "My college needed money for our final show and it just so happened that Sally got a phone call from a Japanese company who wanted some girls to be extra's....they'd pay the college and our expenses - and I'm expendable to the class....SO THEY SOLD ME OUT TO BE A GEISHA!"

''i dont like this... I'm in japan, with you... in a kimono... I'm in heaven yes?'' mumbeled the dazed fuzzy. ''did you say geisha? this is too good... something bad is going to happen.'' he squeezed her arm.

Ferret hit him smartly over the head with her fan.

''owp'' he bliked and stood up. ''um, you need to hide out? i have a room at this place... its nifty.'' he added grinning.

"help!" the shout sounded from the window of fuzzy's room. Naz hanging off the window. it appears that he tried to climb into his room. when he final fell in, he's clothes were ripped, he was covered with blood and various cuts. "damn, there's more to those plane wheels than what the movies tell you."

A messenger entered the room about that time and walked up to Fuzzy, he handed him a message that said(on the envelope) "from CutMan"

Fuzzy had tears rolling down his eyes.
20 minutes ago he was on a peacfull, if not dull holiday. no he had ferret hiding out in the livingroom, Naz looking battered liyeing on his bed, and now a letter from cutman.
''Naz, did you try and sneak into Japan by hiding in the baggage compartment?'' he asked with a raised eyebrow as he opened the envelope. ''i wonder what this is about?''

"Anybody got any spare trousers?" Ferret yelled, bemoaning her kimonoed state.

''um...no. of corse not. oh well, i guess you'll just have to stay in that kimono ay?''Fuzzy said, in a not too convincing way.

"*razzlesnazzle.*..." Ferret muttered under her breath and began to root through the room, making a terrible mess.

''ok, ok. theres some in the wardrobe... just dont mess the place up. i like to keepo my stuff tidy.'' he said, doging a flying suitcase.

"ma....mahahaha! fuzzy tidy. it's laughable. hey, i'm going to the bathroom to change." Naz entered tha bathroom.

The letter from CutMan was in Fuzzys pocket, you know, there. Like he should read it or something.

Naz came out of the bathroom 5 minutes later, clothed in a large blue hawiian t-shirt and jeans with a large sombero on his head. "now, i am a tourist!" he announced proudly.

( :P )

''um, Naz? where not in spain this time...were in Japan. you know, with the paper walls, and so on?'' Fuzzy said shaking his head. ''well, whatever, just dont try and pull any funny stuff like last time.''

"hey, not my fault that we got caught. anyway, i could have been wearing sandles. not easy sneaking through customs and stuff. i spent 3 days locked in a suitcase in bloody amsterdam. that was fustrating, if u get what i mean."

Ferret locked herself in the bathroom while she changed and exited wearing a pair of trousers firmly belted to her and a t-shirt. Overall it gave the 'I'm wearing my brother's clothes' impression. "Anyone got any money I can borrow? I need clothes!" Ferret folded her arms. "Unless....we could go and break in to where I escaped from to get my stuff!"

''its ok Ferret. I have planty of cash. lets go shopping'' Fuzzy said, grinning.

"You are NOT picking out for me!" Ferret yelled.

Naz took the money from fuzzy's hand which was waving it around and then shoved it into his pocket. "put ur money away. i like the breaking in idea. hey, we could use this money to buy a robot slave! think on..."

"Howabout we go buy ninja outfits to use to break in?" Feeret said, picking Naz's pocket.

"erm, no," Naz says, snatching it back, "we buy a robot slave to distract the guards and run in and get them."

"NINJA OUTFITS!" Ferret yelled. "And like....cool weapons and stuff!"

The door flew open. Abbs stood there looking very tired. He had a sword through his chest.
"Does anyone have any garlic? I'm making a vrey strange casserole. Wait a minute. Why is there a kimono on the floor?"

"Because I decided to do a strip tease," Ferret said dryly.

"And I missed it? Damn."

''yea, i know.'' Fuzzy said rolling his eyes. he then picked up a lamp, hit Naz with it, then took hiw money back.
''I'm with the ninja idea.''
''but! but!''
Fuzzy pulled the stuttering NAz to one side. ''dude. ferret in a tight ninja top. yes?''
Naz nods.
''to the ninja store!''

"Let's go to work."

Ferret jumped up, her baggy trousers trying to omply with gravity and fall around her ankles, prevented by the single, thin belt she had on. "Let's kick some ass! Can we get rings too? Y'know, like Captain Planet! Can we can we??"

Fuzzy eyed the traitior belt.

"I'd prefer Green Lantern but Captain Planet will do. They make a cool wopwop noise."

"YES! You can have heart, I'm bagging fire! Preeeetty fire!" Ferrets eyes glowed disturbingly....

''lets go already.'' mutterd Fuzzy. he knew the belt was mocking him.

everyone was walking into the city to the nija shop. Fuzzy looked to the left and saw Prospecter (just call me prosp for this) staring at some underware in a vending machine.

''what the hell!?!'' Fuzzy shrieked, falling to the floor. ''what are you doing here SB?''