Since 9/11, secruity has been tightened up on everything in the US of A. and with it brings new scum. everyday, the streets get more dangerous. somebody needs to stop this but that's what your employed to do. You are new recruits, employeed to do one thing and one thing only. Bust up crime.

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Mike Vaughan arrives for his first day on the job in LA having been transferred from Miami PD.

Jonny Pineapple arrives in his Corolla.
He's just been kicked out of the NYPD for beating the hell out of an informant.

(thought u would)
The captain strolled out of his office. he was a weedy litle man, a man who made you wonder how he ever made it to the top. He then shouted, "Vaughan, Pineapple! get you asses in my office, now!"
Vaughan shrugged and walked into the captains office.

"What do you want, pal? I'm getting a little too impatient for this place."

"okay smart ass, gotta case for u two punks to deal with. don't gimme none of that shit that u gotta date with ur sister because i'm understaffed as it is. just bust these two dumb shits (hands them pictures of two identical twins), the McBride brothers. they been selling crack in broad daylight. bring 'em in so we can find out the supplier."

"Sure. Where are they?"

"just a few blocks down the road. they seel right outside their flat so if they ain't selling, make use of this warrent. now get outa here and if ain't caught in the next half an hour, ur asses are mine!"

Pineapple jumped into his Corrolla and sped off down the block.
Heproduced his badge and .45 and kicked the door in.
"Police! Drop your weapons!"

The two brother began shooting at them with their own guns. the two cops moved for cover either side of the doorway. "looks liek they ain't gonna make this easy," Vaughan said, loading his .45's. he flipped off the wall into the door and returned fire rapidly before he flipped back to the side of the doorway to reload.

(Why would you go bust a crack dealer with an empty gun?)

"You go left. I'll go right."
Pineapple dived forward and opened fire, hitting a few henchmen and winging a twin.

(this dude don't think too much really. he was thinking that pineapple would do all the work.)
Vaughan dived through the doorway, guns blazing. he then kicked a nearby table over and took cover behind it. the henchmen fell as fast as the empties from Vaughan's guns.

Pineapple shot a few more henchmen and finally got to the twins. He put his gun on them and pulled the trigger, hitting the other twin in the shoulder. He took his .45 and used it to beat them into unconciousness.
"I think that's it, Mike."

"well, lets round up these two clowns, taken back and get some info."

"Ok. Let's get back to the Corolla. We'll go see the captain."

Mike shouted to Pineapple as he dragged the bodies down the stairs, "u reckon the boot will be okay for these?"

Trunk, buddy.

"Yeah, I guess. Let's roll."

they reached the station and the captain met them outside. when they opened the boot up, he exclaimed, "wh...wh.....what is this?! u took these guys in like this! u r lucky that they haven'tcome around yet. hope that they don't sue on the grounds of police brutaulity and with the amount of crap we have on these two, it doesn't look likely. get these two to an interview room ASAP!"

"Brutality? These are pushers. Brutality's too good for them. Let's just get the questioning over and done with."

Mike said, draggin the cuplrits so their heads smashed off everything off the ground.
"shall we do the good cop, bad cop routine, or just get some answers through straight talking?"

"Good cop, bad cop. I'm bad."

(Why is there only two members in this? And Abbs sounds weird in it. Lets roll? I'm bad? Erm yeah )

(No, I meant I'm the bad cop. I'm the one who shouts and hits. Where's Fuzzy?)

(Only three? Oookay. Why didn't Naz do a sign up?)

(He did. Ages ago. It's called "Naz's Hardcore Cop RPG". Now sneck off.)

(vivi, u come to rpg or to take the mick? and fuzzy's net may still be down)

(Likely but RPGs are no fun with just two people.)

(well, now that you mention it I've come to RPG)

(Yeah, but you're no fun. Now post something useful or sneck off.)

As Mike dragged the bodies to the nearest interview room, he saw a new cop. "hi, u new?"

"Yeah. Nice to meet you, I'm Cordy Monroe."

The woman, about mid twenties, was small and had short black hair.
She was drinking a can of sprite.

"Those dead?"

"they will be if we don't get nothing outa them."
Nike threw them into Interview room 9 and shouted to Pineapple, "yo! we in session now!"

"Did you check to see if they had anything on them?"

Cordy nudged one of them with her foot.

"He's out."

"just a bit of crack, nothing more really."

Cordy nodded and started slapping at them.

"Wake up!"

"ur doin' it wrong, check this."
Mike left the room but soon came back with a hose. he gave it to Cordy, saying, "spray 'em."
he loaded up is gun and pointed it at the unconcious twins.

Cordy happily sprayed at them, and they started to wake.

"You are in a police staion!"

"rise and shine mother f*****s!"
they were concious, "hey, remeber me? bet u do, spilll the bans on the crack. who's ur supplier?"