Simply really. all you have to do is do omething bad to the person above you. great innit!

*drops comical anvil on Naz.*
i think i get it.

*chokes fuzzy with his own dice*
Yep, I'm getting it.

*stamps on abbs feet*
u got it!

*looks up a 24 hour bad breath hex for Naz*

Easy!

*steals Ferret's Precious*
Yep. Definetely!

*surgically attaches Abbs avvy's glasses to his arse*

Your turn....please think of something decent....unlike me, pressious

attaches 'kik me' sign to ferrets back.

(lord, you'll have to do better than that!)

Steals fuzzy's teddy bear and puts it to boil in a pan on his cooker.

*Burns Ferret's erm... favourite thing!*

*breaks into college science prep room, steals acid and pours down Abb's trousers*

*throws alkali on ferret turning her bodyfat into soap*

teddy!!! bbbooo hooo! :wah:
rams a sausage down ferrets throat and sticks a pack of starving dogs up her ass! :rok-on:

(laughing too much to reply)

*gets my dad's old para squad to hunt down fuzzy on grounds of being a terroist*

(abby!!! how dare you put a silver swizzle stick in 'my' dwinky!! that's like drugging her!)

*gives ferret a silver goblet for of silver moonsmead*

*goes into demon form and rips out Abb's throat*

*hacks ferret's cerebral cortex turning her into a drooling vegetable*

*hacks ferret's cerebral cortex turning her into a drooling vegetable*

(I am anyway pally)

*sends a troupe of chimps dressed as pop cretins round to Abb's house, with the strict instructions to never leave*

*Hangs around ferret's doorstep giving people funny looks and gobbing on their boots*

*throws boiling oil out of window*

*carries a bamboo umbrella and proceeds to whack ferret with it*

*sets pet alsatian on Abbs*

*sets pet basset hound on ferret*

naz transforms into awesome demon, lose control and kills everyone!

*opps, spoiler*

*dyes Naz's hair pink while he is asleep- permenant, scalp burning dye*

argh! joke about spoiler kills off any hopes of beating me in a fight along with their minds. haha! pink hairs lokks kinda nice by the way

Shaves Ferrets head bald, whilst invitng James Denning and his cronies round to Abb's for a sleep over.

*pulls fuzzy's head off and uses his brains to paint my house*

No!!! Not my hair!! I'm tryig to grow it out again!!!!
*what brains???*

*ties a salami to the back of draimar's jeans (or whatever you wear, if indeed you do) and sets my dog and next doors dog (also an alsatian) after him*

And Naz, I am highly anti-pink. I never wear it and make a point of never, ever wearing it. Even if the pink is only a bit of ribbon etc. I hate pink.

who doesn't hate pink? anyway, enough of that.

naz carves everyone up with his trusty blade(more on that later, see ROM soon)

Naz, you sound kinda fruity. :lol:
stuff a jar of honey down Naz's pants, and plonks him in a bee hive.

Not a huge fan of pink but Magenta's probably my fave colour. Why are you looking at me like that?

Throws honey over abbs and puts him in an ant pit.

Burns down Ferret's house while singing "Here we go gathering nuts in May".

Sends round Blink 182-Hoodie-can't-remember-his darn-name around. He's the biggest perve on the planet and annoys me just so I'll scratch/kick/punch in retaliation. Once he has you scent, you'll never be safe again......

Ooooooooooooooooookay...

What, nothing to say Abby??? :bringit:

Ties abbs to a chair and makes him watch six hours of My Little Pony episodes, followed by seven hours of Care Bears.

There are worse things. For example my sister waking me up at 7.00 AM to tell me that Alex from Roswell High is dead.

What the actual actor??? Oh well.....when it was popular, my mates at school all fancied him. Which one was he again?? The tall one with bushy hair, or gelled down hair??? Unless your sister makes you watch it, you're probably clueless too...
we had to watch that fpr media studies, which was painful, verrry painful.