Just some stuff i found on other places...
thought of sharing it, enjoy

Never trust a online dating (true story)

I haven't tried online dating before, a friend of mine recommended me to try it he found him self a good-looking girlfriend, so I gave it a shot and went to looking around at Myspace. While searching around the web page I saw this girl's profile and she looks pretty hot in all her picture. So I talked to her over a period of a few weeks, getting to know her. Telling myself hell yea!! I’m going to get me some booty!! Grinning and giggling at the same time, because she looked incredibility hot and I thought to myself why “Didn't tried online dating before?”

I called her on the phone and decided to meet up. She wanted to go see a scary movie. I was like ok, cool, I guess I can let her hug me when it gets scary laughing to myself. So naive of me, what was I thinking. The only person that is going to be scared was myself. I went to the theater, tried to look around for my dream girl and couldn't find her. So I text her and all along she was standing right in front of me looking and holding her giant size diet coke. Oh my f**k God, I was scared straight, I'm never ever trusting a picture ever again unless they got web-cam!!

Standing before me was a behemoth (be-he-moth) the size of purple Barney. The moment she spoke to me I knew I was in some deep sh**. It was a deep husky man voice with a vibration sonic boom. She asked where I parked and I pointed to my car, which was right in front of the theater. My legs were about to collapse from her voice. I stood straight looking at Goliath who towered before me, I felt like David staring at this beast. She looked at me in the eyes and gazed at me like I'm a prey. My eyes were wondering left and right trying to look for an escape route. I knew this was going to be a long and troubling night.

She took two steps forwards and I took two steps back. She said “Come here let me give you a hug”, smiling at me with a gaping tooth. She tried to move her huge arms towards me and her fat fingers were digging against my arms. It felt like a Superman being torched with kryptonite, my body felt really weak and my legs shivered. I told her “I can't go in because I got oil on my shirt from working on a car”. I had on a black shirt but I looked spotless and smelled good, I knew she smelled my lied.

She asked if I was ready to watch the movie, I said, “I forgot my wallet at home.” The beast pulled out two tickets smiling at me and said, “Don't worry I got two tickets already.” I wasn't for sure how to escape so I went inside the movie with her. Sat down and I can't believe it's love seats. She almost took up both sides of the seat, I sat there feeling trapped in the little corner of the seat. There was a reeking smell coming from her. It smelled like rotting flesh and the stench of death. I couldn't handle it but I tried my best, my eye visions began to blur. All the strength in my body was drained. Fifteen minutes into the movie, Goliath kept grabbing and squeezing me every time there was a scary part or a suspense part in the movie. I felt like a piece of meat being abused and used. She was groping me and I was defending myself with all my might, brushing her hands away every time she tried to reach down south or the mommy & daddy button.

Finally I gathered enough courage and told her “I need to go to the bathroom.” She sensed my escape and tried to hold me down. Saying she wants to go to the bathroom also. I said, “Well I need to go really badly”, I got up and ran down the flights of stairs. Not daring to look back at all. Running as fast as I can to my car. People were staring at me like I was a crazed man. I hop in the car and the engine wouldn't start. I'm thinking to myself oh sh*t no, please don' t let this happen! I kept trying and trying, I looked over my shoulder at the front of the theater and I see behemoth walking out and running towards my car. One two one two, the closer she got. The sudden, a big roar came from the engine the car has finally started, I drove off as fast as I could. I was so scared I almost hit a pedestrian while speeding out of the parking lot. Never ever again will I let this happen to me. After the great escape I said to myself, “Man, ain’t that a b****.”

Man, you could have at least asked her to take a picture of herself holding a current daily newspaper or something. You have to be careful with that sort of thing. I honestly don't think I've ever tried to meet someone I've only talked to online in RL. But you're not alone. There's plenty of online weirdos out there trying to trap people. I really hope you learned your lesson and I hope everyone learns from you because it might have been more dangerous than you'd think.

That's right.

For all we know, I could be her. ;)

But I don't think this guy was very nice, the way he was describing her, calling her a "beast" "barney" "behemoth". :/ He could've written this without doing that.

haha, its only metaphore, for fun. besides, he haven't given away any name or such so i think its okay... (for that girl, i mean) o.o

Ummmm... that's just a bit weird. ^^;


I don't really have a similar story (or an opposite one), but friend of mine, Sarah, was coming down to visit with her family for a while... I'd known her for a year or two... and everything went on normally. Except I was shy, like I usually am, half the time ^^;

We just went to the mall to hang out ^^; Nothing much.

*shakes head, disgusted* I think the moral of this story isn't to never try online dating, it's to not use MySpace to hook up purely for looks. Or even just to try to find someone to date. Use an official online dating site, where they actually have people checking out identities and such! The guy got what he deserved, in my opinion, especially for calling that girl all those names; I stopped reading about half-way through, I was so disgusted. :/

Lol, necroposting. But it's still posting, I guess. I find that story terribly funny, though. I think put in that situation, I would have just ditched her from the start for lying to me. If she felt bad, that's her own fault for trying to deceive me! :gsjoy:

*nods* I agree with Lor. Don't even bother with the rest of the situation; if they lied to you about their appearance, who knows what else they might have lied about? o_O