I received an email last night from a kid who was having a bit of a problem getting permision to play paintball. So I Thought, "hey, im sure theres more,"(yes, i even thought the "hey" part ) and some might even be trying to get permission to go to pump pandemonium, so without further adeu;

Dear Mom, Dad, Mom& Dad, Gramma, Grampa, Guardian, Dude, Dudette <-circle one

Ive been pretty good this year, I know I might of messed up a few times, but I've been trying really hard . Im really sorry I beat up my little brother, little sister, cousin, freind, Aunt Suzy, baby sitter, teddy bear (Circle one) . But I was really frustrated and lost my temper. Im a kid and sometimes I do these things, but I dont really mean it. Im also sorry I broke your ____________________________- (put in your own here, be honest, the folks will like that) I really didnt mean it , we were just horsing around ,and I feel really bad about it.

You know how much I love to play paintball, I know your not too sure about it , but its so much fun and it really is very safe. It gives me something to do when school is out, and the people that play are always telling me to be a good sport, and encouraging me to be a better person. And you know how tired I am when I get home, too tired to even tease __________ (insert name.) And i think you like that, Im running around all day long, I wish youd come out to the field and try it, there are allot of old people there too and I think youd have fun!

There is a big weekend at EMR coming up in August, its a far drive, but there's going to be allot of great people there. They let you camp out and everything, theres even flea markets and stuff near by. They look out for the kids too, and everyone is very helpful and friendly. I know its allot to ask, but this is very important to me , so please let me go?

To prove how good paintball is for me, I'll even clean my room, mow the lawn, take out the garbage, stop picking my nose, do my homework, eat my vegetables (circle one) . And save every penny I can to help pay for the trip. Its still a month away, so I can start right away, and I wont just forget about it because I want to go so bad.

I can even show you information on the internet , and give you the number to EMR so you can talk to the great people there if your still worried. Their even going to have some great prizes, so i might win something really cool, I'll share it with you if I do..

So please Mom, Dad, Mom & Dad, Gramma, Grampa, Guardian, Dude, Dudette (circle one), can we make this our summer family vacation this year? Itll be so much fun for everyone, and you can even shoot me with paintballs if you want.. And it wont even cost that much, It'll be allot less than going to the amusement park for one day, and its a whole weekend.. so please can we go?

With Love,
Your Son, Daughter, Nephew, Niece, Grandchild, Other (circle one)

And kids, dont forget the hug, parents like that mushy stuff!

Thanks for the letter, I'll use "honey, dear, love of my life" instead.

Glad i could be of help... :D

yep even though this is a little old im using it!

clearush lets draft a letter for our wives ... and see what we get back

Dear Beautiful Loving Caring Wife
Ive been pretty good this year, I know I might of messed up a few times, but I've been trying really hard . Im really sorry I worked so many hours the past couple of moths. But I was really trying to do my best at work to look good for my evaluation. Im a man and sometimes I do these things, but I dont really mean to disreguard your feelings. Im also sorry we haven't taken a vacation with just the two of us. It really wasn't until recently I noticed that we hardly have time for just me an you to relax without the kids. I feel bad about not making more "alone time".

You know how much I love to play paintball. (couldn't really use that paragraph)

There is a big weekend at EMR coming up in August, its a far drive, but there's going to be allot of great people there. They let you camp out and everything, theres even flea markets and stuff near by. I know its allot to ask, but this is very important to me , so please let me go :)

I will save every penny I can to help pay for the trip. Its still a few months away, so I can start right away, and I wont just forget about it because I want to go so bad. I'll even sell the pretty puple gun if i have too.

Their even going to have some great prizes, so i might win something really cool, I'll share it with you if I do..

So please Casey can I go to this event this year.

With Love,
Your Husband

And kids, dont forget the hug, parents like that mushy stuff! < i think i can top a hug :P

HAHA great stuff

to bad even something like that wouldnt stop my parents from saying no if they have the answer already in their head...

you need to use more words like "Quaint" and "Scenic" maybe a "Picturesque" in there somewhere.