Top 5 niggas

you kno it

matt this is hands down by far the absolute funniest thing ever on the forums

New sayings not included on poll:

"I recommend nothing more than investing your money in traveling"
"I am a man of the world now"
Breathtaking.

i definitely went with 'im not really that high anymore'
if only i got a dollar everytime i heard that

oh and yeah and i definitely laughed out loud at this.

I've been up for 13 hours writing this retarded paper, smoking weed, and drinking coffee. It's pretty cool. I read some BPB stories just for the fuck of it to procrastinate a little.

Still haven't gone to sleep, smoked more weed, about to eat dinner and watch the Truman Show. Chicken sandwich.

you gotta go see crank 2 bra

yo i found some old recordings, i found "you got to hide your lee away" and "blitzkrieg troy" and "im a abouuuuuuuuuuu"

Around the corner from my house is a liquor store that sells 24 oz. cans of Miller High Life for a dollar. Best fucking deal ever. That's cheaper than soda. I like High Life, too. It's refreshing as fuck, especially on a hot summer day. Basically, three dollars buys me a six pack (3 cans x 24 oz = 72 oz = 6 bottles x 12 oz.) So usually I'll buy six of those and get fucked up retarded.

thats a good way to do it. high life is the best of the millers.

i remember during winter break, me and scott would buy 30 racks of high life and kill them in one night. and they went for like $13.99 too. thats less than 50 cents a beer.

I love "Back in Action at the Forums" Lee

dude my life needs another purpose now that im single

and im not about to fill that hole by fuckin with bitches. that shits for fags.

dude you and monica broke up!?!?!? oh dip

oh yeah.
yeah.

dude fuck chicks man. being single is awesome.

sometimes its lame cause you feel like a dork just chillin all the time, but after a while you get used to it and it becomes awesome. i personally like being able to decide randomly "it's thursday night, I'm going to stay up all night eating cheetos and playing ocarina of time, then go smoke a blunt in the forest." (basically recounting the last 24 hours of my life)


EDIT

random thought: according to this post, Eden basically gets to have a girlfriend and be single at the same time

lmao

yeah dude i dont know how he does it. asian chicks are just flexible i guess.

honestly im not at the level yet where I can happily hang out by myself, unfortunately. When i was with her, I would look forward to be alone just because I never was. But now if I'm alone for too long it's like the fuckin Shining. My mind starts playing tricks on me and makes me think I miss her. So right now what i'm doing is just constantly trying to surround myself with people so I just don't think about it, and its workin out pretty good.

although this past week I actually got a stomach virus from eating a bad sandwich at my school cafeteria (yeah montclair!) and had no choice but to lie in bed for 3 days straight. and that SUCKED. All I did was just THINK. and that totally fucked me up. so yeah, I'm not at that stage yet where I can enjoy being alone but it will soon come, probably when school gets out and I can finally stop awkwardly running into her...

yeah man, i (obviously) know where you're coming from

this thread started out as a brilliantly hilarious nilly bash, and over time transformed into an heart warming intellectual discussion between two friends, about hardships in life, girls, and the matrix.

i donno man, im not really that high anymore

Coming August 1, Nile Bowie's new 22 minute short-video interpretive drone dance compilation "You Could Say I'm a Combination of Brad Pitt and Jim Morrison, Except I'm Not American", featuring cameos from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il. "It's great to be cool enough to have the opportunity to bad mouth America," says Bowie, 20, "when I lived there I wanted to so badly but no one would take me seriously. So now that I'm traveling across the world, wasting thousands of dollars that I don't have and taking advantage of indiginous people to the benefit of my fledgling photography career, everything's really coming together."

"You Could Say I'm a Combination of Brad Pitt and Jim Morrison, Except I'm Not American", or YCSIACOBPAJMEINA for short, will be released by Sweatshop Records out of Bangkok, Thailand, and was produced by some random French model Bowie was hanging out with at the time.

dude i think you just let the dogs out

that one was a little over the top and mean

then again Nile's attitude towards america is a little over the top and mean

Awkward kissing games in trees with minors

indoor and outdoor traveling