name movies that suck, and looked like they could be good but were just really dissapointing.

-Eternal sunshine - boring, trying to be cool, stupid, emo, bad.
-Ju-on - this movie has to be a joke.
-Speed 2 - never saw it but it looks awful and it doesnt have keanu
-Jeepers creepers 2 - pffft
-bloodfeast 2 - worst acting, nose picking, boring as hell, leonard
-Class of nuke'em high 2 - horrible acting, stupid characters, low budget, fuckin stupid.
-Jason X - shitty, boring, not cool, but had some titties
-In fact, every jason movie sucks.
-the Grinch - shit
-Orange county - not funny, emo, the only funny part was ben stiller
-The Ring - not scary, and the entire movie is useless cause the end sucks and they don't explain anything.
-Freddy VS Jason - one of the biggest dissapointments ever
-Gigli - I thought it was gonne be good. i mean, affleck and j-lo, 'all star cast'
-The street fighter movie - remember that? it sucked.
-matrix revolutions - SCREAMS disspointment
-Tomb Raider - 2 boring boobless hours.

Enemy Mine - what was the deal with the mayonnaise?
Toxic Avenger 1 and 4 - How is this the same series as 2 and 3?
The Matrix - Take the red pill or the blue one.... which one is rat poison?
GWARCHIVE - This band just went downhill after the artistic pinnacle of It's Sleazy!
Team America - Why won't those Colorado-ian idiots just give up?
Unbreakable - Don't get me started on this one... it's disgusting.



no but honestly, I like a few of those movies you named, Lee. And this one is for real...

The Village - Personally, much more of a letdown than Matrix Revolutions. I won't go into it here, though. Although I already have.

The fast and the furious- just by watching this movie i became dumber
Daredevil- i DARE not to see any other movie where Ben Afleck Stars in(not funny)
Romeo must die- just like the guy who created this peice of shit
Ya ya sisterhood- too easy
The village- a very big dissapointment
The royal tenanbaums- Angelas Ashes is funnier than this movie
Seedpeople- i thought it was gonna be good, i mean come on
Halloween H20- it didnt even take place underwater
Scream- borig, cheesy, mediocore plot with endless stupidity i mean is this even supposed to be scary?
I know what you did last summer- the worst horror movie ever made
Mr deeds- the begining of adam sandlers bad movie brigade (any adam sandler movie before this was hilarious)


thats all that i can come up with now.

You Got Served - I went into the theater going "Man, this is gonna be the best 80 minutes of my life!!" but i left utterly dissappointed.

hahaha!

you are a pillow

constantine - dissapointing and full of cheese (cheeseiness)

i heard son of the mask kicks ass :lol:

The Grudge and Ring 2 were abominations.

i liked ring 1(japanese) and i didnt see ring 2, and the grudges ending just pissed me off

DONT see ring 2. awful.

DONE

punk is dead

i cant believe i dissed eternal sunshine, that movie was fuckin brilliant. again, FUCK YOU old me.

anyway, i've seen quite the arsenal of new movies over the years and i have to say my list has been updated.

Twister - this movie ceased to intrigue.
Moulin Rouge - nicole kidman is too hot to not be naked. thats the kinda shit that causes people to rape, oh and not to mention it was just plain gay.
Easy Rider - 2 guys motorcycling around the country listening to mediocre music, running into slightly interesting situations, only to get randomly murdered in the end. yeah, snooooooorrreeee.
Spawn the Animated Movie - Not really anything funny about this, but have you guys seen this? It's over 2 hours long and its fuckin BULLSHIT. atleast its got a few cartoon titties here and there.
Spiderman 3 - Venom sucked my dick.
Hills have Eyes 2 - If I wanted to see mutants raping I'd watch Dane Cook live
Blades of Glory - simply pointless film
Chuck and Larry - Jessica Biel was bangin and there were a few quick laughs here and there. but other than that this was just plain dumb. adam sandler what happened to you?
The Mist - This was NOTHING like the smash hit PC game

2001 a space odyssey- just a bunch of monkeys jumping around yelling at each other followed by a bunch of spaceships floating around and not zapping everything, gay.

Clerks 1- wheres the color? any movie without color is bullshit

Clockwork orange- there were no clocks or oranges, i was expecting to be captivated by a riveting tale of a clock and an orange, obviously disappointed.

28 days later- Tea sippin limeys + zombies = ass

You know what movie sucks, Satan House 2. I mean what a let down considering it comes between the groundbreaking Satan House 1 and the shliveytoodalia extravaganza of Satan House 3

We should film Satan House 4 this summer, but make it a really shitty Saw 1 parody.

Come to think of it, why the fuck are those movies still called Saw.

because we "saw" them

spam

I love 2001, but I'd have to say that The Shining and Dr. Strangelove are nos. 1 + 2 Kubrick films respectively.

Eyes Wide Shut - bad movie. More like Eyes Wide Shit

Good movie = FUBAR

highly reccomend it to both of you. it's like spinal tap meets waynes world meets some kind of monster meets blackwood. except it has a semi-serious (yet still hilarious) storyline. plus the most quotable dialog of any movie I can think of, (and that includes Signs.)

thats really funny actually

u guys we got 2 get sum chicks

we should hit up our old hooters on 22

yea friggin Fances Buttersworth and Garby Bendelfin will be waiting with open arms for sure.

aside from this retardedness, eden that last post about 2001 and clerks was the funniest post youve ever made, I think.

paranormal activity - if i wanted to watch people sleeping for an hour, i'd have an out-of-body experience and watch myself sleep from across the room. much easier to do.

Paranormal Activity -- The Hollywood equivalent of putting "Fuhrer" on in the car and driving 100 mph into the Hudson River while getting head from a negro tranny named Giffton.

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=Q3BCMDWZ


Watch this movie.
after viewing, give your time.

oh my god.

what is this crap and where is it from.

all i needed to do was skim through it and i got quite the laugh.

I was trying to find 2012 online, just to preview if it was theater worthy, and I accidentally came across this shit-bucket, but i didnt yet know that it wasn't the right 2012, but rather 2012: Doomsday. So, I sit through the 5 minute intro of the camera shot down the amazon, upset by the unintriguing start. Next, enter the archaeologists base camp, where i witnessed some of the most awful and hackneyed acting and rehashed plot points, within the first 3 lines, and with no john cusack in sight. So im like, ok, maybe it'll be better, possibly its even a joke. Cut to the cheesy underground temple, where they find a glistening cross (uh oh, this is going to be religious - "a faith films production" not having given it away in the first 3 seconds of the movie), after which I was subject to the corniest, fakest looking volcanic eruption and absolute worst cgi person-being-crushed-by-falling-rock moment (poor raul). At this point, when they were saying something about god, I was like, this absolutely cannot be the right movie (obviously). So i do a bit of research, and I come across what is quickly becoming the worst of the cult films ever made, now notorious for how godawful it is. I Made it about 5 minutes in beyond the opening credits. Probably only worth watching while extremely fucked up.

yeah, well I skimmed through it and was able to get a few laughs. I'm not 100% on this but I think Sci-fi channel aired it a few years ago. They would too because they air the SHITTIEST movies just like this one.

nah but I heard 2012 with john cusack was pretty pointless. it looks that way too. fuck hollywood.

Funny People was fucking awful. Not only was it the worst Seth Rogen movie, it's the worst Adam Sandler movie. That's saying something *cough*MrDeeds*cough*

dude i cant believe it, i just watched Funny People, and i thought it was horrible too. And as soon as i decided to post on here about it, i find that you already did. Weird.

They made Adam Sandler a total douche, it was over 2 and a half hours long and there were 0 funny parts. Only thing i found a little funny to me was the part where he was baby.

That's weird, but it happens to me all the time with you guys.

The scene with Eminem and Ray Romano was pretty fuckin funny the first time I saw it. It really was anti-laughter overall though.

nile fucking a baby

God damn it Eden, i come home shitfaced as fuck hoping to leave the first fucking comment on the GQ boards of this decade, and I see this shit. What the fuck.

LIFE IS LIFE

my life is hard to leeve

2 New songs
June 16th, 2009 | Author: bangs

Da good news is I recorded a best song call Let Me Get Dat last week da beat is produced by producer Chris when I listen to it was crazy. Wan I was at home I wrote about 2 songs but I didn’t record it yet but I’ll put it in my next Album.

In da meantime, I just play PS2 chillin with my friend and I like to watch cartoon at da same time, specially Pokemon because its my favourite.
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