Title: Stratovarius breaking up
Snowdogg SNK - November 23, 2003 04:58 PM (GMT)
i was on www.stratovarius.com when i read the disturbing news on the front page. it seems there's a lot of tension between the band members and there is a possiblity there might be a new line-up pretty soon. this cannot happen!! it's gonna be so hard to find musicians half as talented as them! shit, if this happens, strato might be OVER which would kill me
Lee - November 24, 2003 01:39 AM (GMT)
dude thats fucking shit man. they are like the most talented people ever and if they break up that'll fucking suck. it seemed that they got along fine on the older tours what could've went wrong now thats what i wanna know.
B.P.B. - November 25, 2003 05:27 PM (GMT)
Shit! I don't even know who these guys are and I'm sad!
Snowdogg SNK - November 25, 2003 10:51 PM (GMT)
they're only the greatest metal band in the world and have been around for like, a bajillion years
Lee - November 26, 2003 03:00 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Snowdogg SNK @ Nov 25 2003, 10:51 PM) |
| they're only the greatest metal band in the world and have been around for like, a bajillion years |
actually 18 years, but close.
Gordy - November 27, 2003 04:26 AM (GMT)
it would suck if they broke up, i mean there are other metal bands out there, but strato is definitely my fav.
Eden - November 28, 2003 01:08 AM (GMT)
well even if they do get new members. Timo tolki will NOT leave. After all he IS the band. Jens johansen and timo kotipelto better stay. there my 3 favorite members.
Matty G - November 29, 2003 04:34 PM (GMT)
timo tolkki's the whole band, pretty much, right? unless he doesn't want the band to go on, then stratovarius is still going to exist.
Snowdogg SNK - November 29, 2003 06:45 PM (GMT)
yes, but the thing is, the drummer (jorg michael), the keyboardist (jens johansson), and the singer (timo kotipelto) are very talented! i mean, if they do leave, where is TT goin to find guys half as talented as them? they're hard to come by. and i'm not saying that jari kainulainen (bass) isn't talented, it's that he definitely is not leaving because TT said so. i think the lineup of stratovarius right now is what makes them great :(
herb - November 29, 2003 08:47 PM (GMT)
damit thre goes the singing tree
Matty G - November 30, 2003 05:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (herb @ Nov 29 2003, 03:47 PM) |
| damit thre goes the singing tree |
how did i know you were going to say that
Gordy - November 30, 2003 05:30 AM (GMT)
i was gonna say something, but now i realized i have nothing to say, so......
glib
Eden - November 30, 2003 01:36 PM (GMT)
timo kotipelto, timo tolki and jens johansen are the ones that should NEVER leave
Snowdogg SNK - November 30, 2003 08:54 PM (GMT)
NONE OF THEM SHOULD LEAVE!!
Lee - December 1, 2003 02:25 AM (GMT)
me and matty g made the discovery that in the booklet of elements part 2, jorg michael looks like an old greasy hobo. hes totally the man though.
Nil B - December 1, 2003 02:06 PM (GMT)
damn that sucks i like a few of there songs if timo and the lead singer leave i dunno about them anymore
Snowdogg SNK - December 4, 2003 12:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Squall3X @ Dec 1 2003, 02:25 AM) |
| me and matty g made the discovery that in the booklet of elements part 2, jorg michael looks like an old greasy hobo. hes totally the man though. |
lolol, ye, his beard looks funny
Lee - December 4, 2003 10:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Nil B @ Dec 1 2003, 02:06 PM) |
| damn that sucks i like a few of there songs if timo and the lead singer leave i dunno about them anymore |
ok if you were paying any attention at all to the thread youd know that timo tolkii is the one kicking people out. hes not leaving.
Matty G - December 5, 2003 05:08 PM (GMT)
man, if jorg michael leaves the band, i don't know what i'll do. I mean, the guy is the genius behind all the band's greatest hits, and he's the reason a lot of people got into stratovarius in the first place, myself included. he's proof that looks can make a band a lot more appealing. plus, he's by far the coolest member of any metal band ever. especially on the inside booklet of elements 2.
Eden - December 5, 2003 07:21 PM (GMT)
jens johanssen is the coooooooolest one in the band.
Gordy - December 7, 2003 01:40 AM (GMT)
yeah and hes so HOT! i mean, cool....
Snowdogg SNK - December 7, 2003 02:00 AM (GMT)
i don't think people give timo kotipelto enough credit. he may not do much, but he is the voice of stratovarius
Lee - December 8, 2003 02:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Snowdogg SNK @ Dec 7 2003, 02:00 AM) |
| i don't think people give timo kotipelto enough credit. he may not do much, but he is the voice of stratovarius |
its just so obvious that he gets credit so it's good to give people like jens johansen credit too because i mean come on he blew up a friggen toilet on the dvd!
Eden - December 8, 2003 03:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Squall3X @ Dec 8 2003, 02:39 AM) |
| QUOTE (Snowdogg SNK @ Dec 7 2003, 02:00 AM) | | i don't think people give timo kotipelto enough credit. he may not do much, but he is the voice of stratovarius |
its just so obvious that he gets credit so it's good to give people like jens johansen credit too because i mean come on he blew up a friggen toilet on the dvd!
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and when it was Jari's birthday on stage the band threw cake in his face. then Jens took another cake and put it in his own face and it wasnt even his birthday. How cool is that. that proves that Jens Johansen is the man. timo kotipelto is totally the man also.
Lee - December 9, 2003 12:18 AM (GMT)
ok people this is it.
timo kotipelto and jorg michael are out of the band. it fucking sucks but timo tollki said that in the past months he has composed some songs that according to him are the best thing he's ever created and he says the new album will be shockingly amazing. read about all of this at www.stratovarius.com
Eden - December 9, 2003 12:40 AM (GMT)
its sad to see kotipelto leave. i was kind of expecting jorg to leave(which doesnt bother me that much). but its not going to be the same without kotipelto. i think that tolki should sing again. hes no kotipelto but still it would be the original stratovarius. i am just glad jens johanssen is still in the band.
Snowdogg SNK - December 9, 2003 02:29 AM (GMT)
neither koti or jorg should've left. the band will not be the same, but they're still gonna be great. i know it
Lee - December 9, 2003 12:22 PM (GMT)
yeah but timo tolkki says the next stratovarius album will be like the best thing he ever wrote so we'll see.
Matty G - December 9, 2003 07:08 PM (GMT)
honestly, it won't really change a thing, besides losing kotipelto's lyrics on a few random songs. honestly, he doesn't have a voice that's that unique; he sounds like any other 80's era metal singer.
Lee - December 9, 2003 09:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Matty G @ Dec 9 2003, 07:08 PM) |
| honestly, it won't really change a thing, besides losing kotipelto's lyrics on a few random songs. honestly, he doesn't have a voice that's that unique; he sounds like any other 80's era metal singer. |
yeah but kotipelto is like the man. and jorg michael is a sweaty hairy dude and frankly its a big loss without them.
Eden - December 9, 2003 11:38 PM (GMT)

look and tell me he is not the man
Eden - December 17, 2003 11:32 PM (GMT)
this guy is the best dude in stratovarius
Snowdogg SNK - January 15, 2004 07:42 PM (GMT)
here are the new members: miss k and anders johansson (jens' brother)

Eden - January 15, 2004 10:34 PM (GMT)
that girl needs a bandaid
Lee - January 16, 2004 03:59 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Snowdogg SNK @ Jan 15 2004, 07:42 PM) |
| here are the new members: miss k and anders johansson (jens' brother) |
you're kidding right? friggen bloody chick and jens johanson 2
zippydoo - January 16, 2004 05:42 PM (GMT)
Eden - January 17, 2004 10:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (zippydoo @ Jan 16 2004, 05:42 PM) |
| green |
(claps his hands valiantly)
Snowdogg SNK - January 19, 2004 02:19 AM (GMT)
weird ass interview at the site. probably a joke :P
Eden - January 19, 2004 08:46 PM (GMT)
Snowdogg SNK - January 20, 2004 08:14 PM (GMT)
i think the whole thing's a joke. kotipelto and michael never left the band. stratovarius is just playing a joke on the world!