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The great Gato is performing live right now!

Gato walks onto the stage, and the crowd goes wild.

Ladies and gentlemen!

My name is Gato,
I have metal joints!
Beat me up and earn Silver Points!

But there are rules,
That you must follow,
And if you don't,
Alezunde will beat you up!

Rule number one!
Never, ever, make personal attacks!
Violation will earn the cleave of an axe!
Making comments at the expense of another will never solve a thing!
Report poor behavior to the Mods, and your problems will solved!

Rule number two!
No more SPAM!
Gato hates SPAM, your mom hates SPAM, everyone hates SPAM, especially me!
There is a time and place for the SPAM;
Make sure you know you're in the right place, at the right time!

SPAM SPAM SPAM is BAD!

Rule number three!
Rules suck!
So follow number one and two, or I'll be forced to add some more!

See you at the fair!

Gato exits stage, and the crowd goes wild some more, then go to buy snacks.

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-Alezunde

hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:

go Alezunde!

LADY: "BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

MAN: "Well, I love it! Here, give me the spam from her order!"

WAITRESS: "What, so you mean you want the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Egg, Sausage, Biscuit, and Spam?"

BACKGROUND CHOIR: "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful SPAAAM! Lovely SPAAAM! Delicious SPAAAM! Spam, spam, spam, spam..."

LADY: "SHUT UP!"

:P :lol:

Amazing, amazing idea. I mean, I follow the rules, but now that Gato is dictating them, I feel as though I'm obligated.

I mean, seriously. If I don't I might get boxing chest'd about the face.

:huh: Alzunde rap'n and an modd'n with hte best o them :lol:

:D This is a much better way to present the rules than the average forum mod.. :D

:( Yes....If only this had been vreated before my events......

(hey everybody!)

WOAH! Matt I though you were banned. I am so confused...