Okay, WolfPack tried this but as far as I can tell it really didn't meet with much success, but since I have the ability to pin threads I figured I would start the same thing but pin it, as I have forgotten what his was called.

Anyway, since a lot of threads seem to be bogged down by off topic posts, I figured that all those extraneous posts (which can be a lot of fun but distracting if you want actual info) can go here until or if we get an IRC channel.

So, discuss away.

So let me clarify that this is not a spam topic but a discussion mainly using smilies and chat room words topic? :huh:

Well, both, really.

See, we're already starting! Both of these posts are useless!

lol. :D




Just testing it out...

I'd like to pose the question "how many people actually know the muffin man?"
Thank you.

I know I sure do. He can be a bit mean, though.

Never met him... but isn't the Pilsbury Dough boy his cousin?

What lane did he live on again, I forgot that stupid song :lol:

I did some research. He's been known to make great stupid pastries. Who like coffee. And are titanic wannibes.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it really make a sound?

This will be a while :lol:

Whow, you always find some way to work that in!

Yes, I had a tape recorder hidden in the bushes.

You know what kind of words are fun? Oxymorons. They are two or more part words or phrases that have opposite meanings, such as Jumbo Shrimp. Or Bagpipe Music.

Hey! That a slant agaisnt Bagpipes? You saying they don't produce music? :o :D :o Tell you what, if i ever get around to it, i'll record you a song and send it to you.

I once attended (by attending I mean happening to show up just at that moment) a wedding in the park near my house. There was bagpipe music. It was loud, annoying, and my dog started wimpering. :huh:

:huh: Ahhh the bagpipe.... the human equvilant of the sound of a choking dolphin...


Anyone know if that damn ducks made it across the road yet?

Just joking. I love bagpipe music! I am Irish, which is almost Scottish. The whole Celtic thing you know. Some can be annoying. Depends on the song. It is hard as hell to play though. You need lungs of steel.

And it wasn't the duck that was crossing the road, it was the chicken. And no, I ran it down before it could get half way.

Speaking of cars, I just bought an 88' Mustang and some mother phucker hit it in the parking lot of KFC/Taco Bell when I was working. They were parked next to me and backed up while turning. Dug a two foot long, one inch deep, scratch into my door! Then that wasn't enough. Then they pulled forward again and were in such a hurry to get away before anyone noticed they backed into my rear tirewell and put another huge ass scratch there. I am seriously pissed. But there is nothing I can do about it. I only have liability coverage and there aren't cameras in the parking lot so I can't catch the bastard. So phucking pissed. :angry:

:huh: I meant duck when I said duck... you ever seem a family of ducks waltz across the road... its like driving in downtown rush hour with less lights...

Sorry ta hear about your car bedryn(how do you say that Bedrin or badryan). I know what its like to get screwed in that sense. I was driving in alaska during the winter and lived in the hills, where accedents accur frequently during winter time, and apperently somone had gone over the ledge just on the otherside of the hill I was going up cause the road was icy, and it happened to be just enough into the turn to where I had to start coming down the hill and I couldn't stop and I slid right into the semi toetruck that was pulling up the car that had flipped, and dented my hole front right side of my car, lost a light and nearlly lost a tire. and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it, they should have had some one at the top of the hill telling people to stop. :angry: Incidently the semi was fine... infact I cleaned the bumper for them with my car. <_<

Bedryn (Beh-drin)

I probably ran down the family of ducks too in my blind rage after discovering the huge scratch in my car. Similar thing happened to me on an icy road. I was driving along and I saw these three other cars in the ditch to my right. The road slanted to the outside and my car started to slide sideways down the slant. So I basically slid off into the ditch completely sideways. I couldn't do anything because the road was too slanted and too icy. I don't think they thought it through about the road's design. Everyday that I passed by there was a new car in the ditch. I had to walk all the way home from there at midnight because I had just gotten off work (at KFC/Taco Bell). Luckily I was traveling about 5mph when I slid off and there was no damage. And when I went to pull out my car with a truck, a police officer was there and he was making fun of me. But luckily he did not give me a ticket.

From Sweden its Schiller Visions.
Tonight, "Hidden Camera Commercials", What are they hiding?

"Are you aware sir that you are drinking Columbian decafinated coffee crystals?"
"Am I, why its delicious. It tastes just like rich bodied regular coffee."
It took 264 hidden camera customers before that reaction was obtained. I am Knorben Knussen for Swedish Television One. And tonight we are going to examen the American craze of hidden camera commercials. Particularly what doesn't make it to your home television set. Watch this unused camera take.
"Sir do you relize that you are not drinking regular coffee, but Columbian decafinated coffee crystals?
"What?"
"I said you are drinking Columbian decaf coffee crystals."
"Why you son of a bitch! You no good damn son of a bitch! You lied to me! You lied to me! You told me this was regular coffee!"
"NO! NO!"
"HA, HA, HA. I'll get you! I kill you all! God as my witness I'll kill you! I'll get you! I'll kill you! As God as my witness I'll... uh..."
And now live from Shreveport, Luisiana, via international satalite hookup, the victim of that hidden camera commercial, Michael Huff. Mr. Huff, how do you feel about your experience on hidden camera?
"Angry."
Thank you. And thank you from Swedish Television. Goodnight.

This has been a presentation of Swedish Television One.

:huh: ........ :blink: :blink: :blink: ...... okay.....

Oook. Lost on that one. Still can't believe you said bagpipes sound like a "choking dolphin". Thats just wrong man. lol. Its taken me years to learn to play the pipes, and personally, i think their the most nobal instarment around.

:huh: I just have very sensitive ears drums.... though all admit bagpipe music is great funeral music(no offense).

Doesn't hurt as battle music, or for tuning someout out either. :lol:

I would like to discuss with people Super Mario World, even if there isn't a lot to discuss

:huh: which game, theres lots, mario has a plethora of games. Mario world had this wierd ability to make me chuckle when every I heard the ghost in the haunted mansions chuckle... it was a little creepy. :P

What about chuckles?

Did you get your name from 8-bit theater?

:huh: ummm, well a smirk maybe... well maybe i guess...

maybe just made it up :blink:

:huh: No, no I was telling the truth, I'm a little weird. Or were you refering to chuckles name...

Who were you refeering to when you asked that question?
I didn't.. I just made it up on the spot.

<_< So lost here <_<

PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOUVE FINISHED HALF LIFE 2

THAT WAS THE BEST GAME EVER. I DONT WANT IT TO END....


IVE FINISHED IT

*PUTS UP HAND*

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU DON'T HAVE HALF-LIFE 2, HAVE PLAYED IT, AND WISH YOU COULD AFFORD IT!

*puts hands up*

:huh: Puts a hand up, than his other hand, then grabs the guy next hims arm and raises his hand.. Damn my pc sucks... so do my funds... damn.

*puts hand up*

Also, my computer would explode if I actually tried to run it on this slow bastard.

lol

if you can play UT2k4, then you can play Half life 2.

Oh come on. $59 U.S dollars, $77.50 Australian dollars. Thats the silver package, and you get hl2, CSS, HLS, DOD, and all the other games theyve ever made.

*cough* $60 bucks! *cough* thats like my food money for the month *cough*

*puts hand up*

The one and last free man held captive by his employer until such time as he is needed again.

How ironic!

Cool, Just reached Kilwala status!

*puts up hand half way*

was probably the most disapointing game ever both graphic, gameplay, and story wise...