Two faced tortoise : A two-month-old-two-headed tortoise perches on the hand of Noel Daniels in Wellington, South Africa3. The latest edition to Noel Daniels' family of five tortoises, the yet to be named tortoise is quite healthy, fed on a mainly fruit diet and spends most of the time sleeping because it is winter. (AFP/Anna Zieminski)

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well, I think it's cute :unsure:

looks liek a monster its gonna get hit by gamma rays or drink some formula x and get even more crazy and maybe become liek really really big and then start attacking all of the chickens and bunnies

Peter Schoeff, right, is joined by Pamara True on a downtown sidewalk holding a sign advertising a local pizza shop in Portland, Ore., Tuesday, June 10, 2003. In what advertising industry watchers said is a first, a Portland pizza company, Pizza Schmizza, has hired homeless people off downtown sidewalks to take part in a guerrilla marketing campaign. They are paid in pizza, soda and a few dollars. 'I think it's a fair trade,' said Schoeff, 20.

Muscle girl : Two dancers from the Pina Bausch Tanztheater Wuppertal perform an erotic expressionist creation written and directed by Pina Bausch in Paris. (AFP/Bertrand Guay)

How'd you like this chick for a girlfriend?

can u say hotness wewt wewt wewt :D

go to www.uglypeople.com for so ugly ppl :laugh:


:m4a1: :cs:

The homeless kid makes me sad but the man in the dress makes me hot. (LMAO that is such a disturbing sentance. It's a woman- right? Right?! Oh god. I should have read the text before commenting.)

The un-identified owner of "Goldust", a 1979 Chevy El Camino, works the interior of his car during the "Lowrider Experience" show at the Los Angeles Sports Arena 22 June 2003(AFP/Hector Mata)

Sandy Avila, an animal care attendant at the city animal shelter, holds Amelia the chicken in San Francisco, Thursday, June 26, 2003. Amelia, the chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend, is set to be adopted on Friday. The person who sent Amelia aloft was apparently imitating a promotional ad that recently aired on a local TV station. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

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chickens CAN fly!!!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

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SAN FRANCISCO - A chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend in a stunt is resting these days at the city's animal shelter as people vie to adopt it.

The chicken, nicknamed Amelia, was rescued Saturday after getting tangled in power lines. A police marksman shot the balloons with a pellet gun to bring Amelia down to safety.

Authorities said they have yet to identify the prankster, who was apparently imitating an ad that recently aired on a local TV station. The ad has since been pulled.

"This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.

Clownfish are scooped into a net at a pet store in Florida, June 12, 2003. Scientists could have written an R-rated, gender-bending plot twist to Disney's ``Finding Nemo'': Clownfish have a natural ability to change their sex. (AP Photo/Jill Barton)

Ayara Ratun, left, and Jayara Ratun, joined at the waist, pose for the photographer at their camp in Ahmadabad, India, Thursday, July 10, 2003. Ratun sisters, 34, have decided not to seek separation surgery following the deaths of conjoined Iranian twins during a operation this week in Singapore. Born to a peasant family in West Bengal, they travel around India as exhibits in fairs to support themselves. (AP Photo/Diyakant Solanki)

Sending mobile phone text messages is punshible with a fine of up to 571 US dollars or imprisonment of up to six months or both in Singapore

The snail race is the main event of the weekend for the youngsters in the town of Tricio in the Rioja region of Spain.

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Queeny, a six-month-old female cat with different colored eyes, looks into the camera in the Indian city of Bangalore September 23, 2003. The cat is a mixture of Persian and Siamese and has one brown eye and one blue. Vets who have checked Queeny, say she has perfect vision in both eyes. REUTERS/Jagadeesh Nv

The dog with the largest ears in the world as recognised by the new 2004 Guiness Book of World Records, Mr Jeffries the Bassett Hound, is seen in this handout photo made available Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2003. Jeffries, whose ears measure 29.2 cm (11.5 in) lives with his owner, Phil Jeffries, in West Sussex, England. Mr Jeffries' full name is Knightsfollie Ladiesman and he is the grandson of Biggles, the face of Hush Puppies shoes. His ears are insured for 30,000 pounds ($47,800). (AP Photo/Guinness World Records)

A hand out photograph received on September 24, 2003 shows the world's smallest radio controlled car. The car is a 25mm model of a Smart Car and features in the 2004 edition of the Guinness World Records which is due to be published on September 25, 2003.

Our Milky Way galaxy (center/blue) is gobbling up its galactic neighbor, Sagittarius, (red trail, from left to right) and on September 24, 2003, scientists offered documentary proof of this continuing cosmic cannibalism. On its way to oblivion, the dwarf Sagittarius -- which is about 10,000 times the mass of the Milky Way -- is getting stretched, torn apart and ultimately eaten, scientists at the University of Virginia and the University of Massachusetts reported.