some role playing game thread!
It will go something like this:
*h4mx0r sees Giant Spider
*h4mx0r uses Fire Ball
Giant Spider takes 23 damage
Giant Spider fell.
*h4mx0r gains 30 exp!
*h4mx0r gains a level
*h4mx0r gains a new ability! : Ice Blast!

and with statistics and all.... :D sounds fuN? or dumb?

*Sturmtruppe sees h4mx0r
*Sturmtruppe throws flaming pile of crap
h4mx0r takes 9000000000000000 dmg
h4mx0r falls
*Sturmtruppe pillages h4mx0rs flaming carcass
*Sturmtruppe buys ice cream with money
*Sturmtruppe gains 7 levels
*Sturmtruppe gains new ability : banking machine.

*chikichicky hides in the toilet
*chikichicky fights, struggles and drowns
*chikichicky has 0 health left
*chikichicky restarts back in the kitchen
*chikichicky grabs some food and heads back to the toilet with 1 EXP.

ok... maybe this isnt working very well...

gilliam(lvl 12) plays TFC.
map rock2
gilliam goes red, Demoman :pie:
gilliam blows blue tunnel, gains 5 skill points :o
gilliam glows green
gilliam takes tunnel passage to blue's gas chamber side.
gilliam lays pipes in front of gas side blue respawn. :devil:
gilliam dets pipes, kills 3 scouts :evil: , earns 20 exp
gilliam gets killed by HWGuy :rant:



gilliam changes role to Engineer :pie:
gillliam takes tunnel passage to blue's gas chamber side.
gilliam runs around corner to respawn w/ an EMP primed, no one there.. >.<
gilliam throws EMP so he doesnt get hurt. :shakinghead:
gilliam promes a grenade and runs out into the field
gilliam throws it and kills an engineer on his way back for metal, earns 5 exp :showoff:
gilliam primes the second EMP and runs towards a group of blue soldiers and HWGuys.. earns 100 exp :w00tw00t:
gilliam detonates himself and takes out 5 blue :meow:
gilliam LOLs and taunts :spam:
- player quit *server plays a sound [please come again]*



gilliam changes role to Pyro :pie:
gilliam stays on defense near red door, burns 2 scouts and a spy to death, earns 15 exp :cs:
gilliam primes a napalm, walks out red front door, stands next to a spy disguising while feigning :banana:
gilliam detonates napalm, standing on top of spy until he dies, earns 5 exp :bluegrin:
gilliam goes to refill health and armor
gilliam gets killed by an HWGuy HW sniping from blue battlement. :rant:
gilliam leaves for the next server, and has collected 115 exp and has gained 2 levels now to lvl 14 :1337:
gilliam celebrates by visiting keegs TF server and having some more fun(another rp later)

agreed.

*chikichicky grabs a dusty cherry on the way to the washroom
*chikichicky crawls along the ground and ignore people stopping her.
*chikichicky fights little stickmen :stickman: :stickman: :stickman:

*chikichicky rest for 5 minutes
*chikichicky dies
*chikichicky restarts back at the kitchen again
*chikichicky grabs a donut and charges towards the washroom

*OMFG_ILC goes to [BAY] server
*OMFG_ILC losses 5 charisma points
*OMFG_ILC joins red team
*OMFG_ILC types in console bind "k" "say f%ck all [BAY] losers!!
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC presses 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC losses 20 charisma points
*OMFG_ILC gains 30 Llama points
*OMFG_ILC is kicked from server
*OMFG_ILC goes back to [BAY] server
*OMFG_ILC losses 5 more charisma points
*OMFG_ILC joins red team
*OMFG_ILC chooses Demoman class
*OMFG_ILC heads to enemy respawn room
*OMFG_ILC pipes the enemy respawn
*OMFG_ILC types in console bind "k" "LOL OWNED YOU n00bie LOSERS!!"
*OMFG_ILC watches an enemy HWG respawn
*OMFG_ILC blows pipes on HWG
*OMFG_ILC gains 10 exp. points and 20 llama points
*OMFG_ILC press 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC watches an enemy Medic respawn
*OMFG_ILC blows pipes on Medic
*OMFG_ILC gains 5 exp. points and 20 llama points
*OMFG_ILC press 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC watches an enemy Solider respawn
*OMFG_ILC blows pipes on Solider
*OMFG_ILC gains 10 exp. points and 20 llama points
*OMFG_ILC press 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC has increased his Llama level to 3
*OMFG_ILC has gained special skill 'armor rape'
*OMFG_ILC kills self and switches to class Heavy Weapon Guy
*OMFG_ILC camps in front of his team's respawn door on 2fort
*OMFG_ILC gains 20 Llama points
*OMFG_ILC shoots all teams who spawn, and takes off all their armor
*OMFG_ILC press 'k' key
*OMFG_ILC gains 40 Llama points
*OMFG_ILC increases in Llama level to 4
*OMFG_ILC gains new special skill 'Nail Exploit'
to be continued....

:( :( :( I want Llama points :( :( :(

*OMFG_ILC runs into chicky
*OMFG_ILC gives chicky a kiss
*OMFG_ILC watches as chicky gains 26,000 Llama points

*h4mx0r joins server
*h4mx0r chooses class
*h4mx0r chooses spy
*h4mx0r disguises as enemy enginner
*h4mx0r runs into enemy fort.
*h4mx0r runs into sixty pipebombs. DOH!
*h4mx0r miraculously survives due to a bug!
*h4mx0r is gunned down by double heavy weapons guy and a lvl 3 sentry gun
*h4mx0r dies
*h4mx0r respawns.
*h4mx0r exits server

*icyunknown tries to connect to server
*icyunknown fails to connect
*icyunknown rety the connection
*icyunknown is connected
*icyunknown checks the status
*icyunknown sees the 2 fps and 99999999 ping
*icyunknown falls over and faint